I think it's ironic and funny that a boy-crazy teenager like me turned out to be such a man hater
02.02.2026 05:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think it's ironic and funny that a boy-crazy teenager like me turned out to be such a man hater
02.02.2026 05:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0watching The Traitors and remembering that I matched with Ron on a dating app a few years ago when he was in town for a show. we had a small back and forth and it was cute. I was bummed nothing happened, he's such a genuine sweet cutie pie!
24.01.2026 02:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I got into a fender bender today and I feel like an idiot ... hoping this feeling passes quickly π€¦πΌββοΈ
14.01.2026 01:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0god I'm such an asshole π why am I like thisssss
26.11.2025 06:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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can't say shit to me today π
I yearn for connection, quick or prolonged, warm or hot
and yet my wishes go unanswered
my anxious baby Riley usually has to be carried into doggy daycare, but today he ran inside π I'm so proud of him π
15.10.2025 16:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0don't mind me, just calculating everyone's sun sign in the pharmacy waiting line
11.10.2025 18:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my mouth gets me into so much trouble (with myself mostly)ππ
10.10.2025 20:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0waiting in line at the tire place is so weird
10.10.2025 14:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0lol even my barista knows I'm a slut
01.10.2025 16:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π
02.09.2025 23:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0why am I so quiet? oh nothing, just that my cell phone was playing music in yoga class, and I didn't notice that it was mine until halfway through class when Father Figure by George Michael started playing π«₯
12.04.2025 17:33 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I like to think my antics have been pissing off old white men since the beginning of time. today an old white man shook his head at me for doing a u-turn. I hope he has exactly the day he deserves, I know I will. βπΌ
19.03.2025 16:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It is February 28 tomorrow.
This means a total and complete economic blackout.
This means buying nothing.
AT ALL
Not even your coffee!
Want to go visit the national parks this year?
Sorry.
The reservation system is shut down, EMT personnel are gone, so don't get hurt or lost. No one can clean the bathrooms or cabins, so they'll be closed. Rangers are fired.
www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti...
I'm feeling loved from all directions today - friends as well as new and established lovers β€οΈ I just knew it would get better and here we are π₯°
14.02.2025 22:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love an early morning dick appointment. there is no better way to start a Monday than with multiple orgasms π
10.02.2025 18:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I literally called in sick today just to snuggle with my dog all day long π₯°
27.01.2025 17:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my two favorite coworkers are out today ππ
24.01.2025 17:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0same, I'm also considering deactivation.
22.01.2025 21:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wonder if my ex is still on tw*tt*r or if the Nazi salute was the last straw...
22.01.2025 20:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0California I am in you!
16.01.2025 18:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Your ex is ruining someone else's life now.
You are safe.
DETROIT
07.01.2025 22:56 β π 314 π 27 π¬ 81 π 6Happy New Year!
01.01.2025 19:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0from TMZ: Tesla Cybertruck Erupts Into Flames Outside Trump Hotel in Las Vegas
perfect. no notes.
01.01.2025 19:10 β π 1268 π 139 π¬ 39 π 5I sent this photo to a lover and now you get to see it too π
12.12.2024 21:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0being horny during a mercury retrograde is something else
06.12.2024 22:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0