just found out it's all for fun

don't mind me, just calculating everyone's sun sign in the pharmacy waiting line

my mouth gets me into so much trouble (with myself mostly)😭😭

waiting in line at the tire place is so weird

lol even my barista knows I'm a slut

😘

why am I so quiet? oh nothing, just that my cell phone was playing music in yoga class, and I didn't notice that it was mine until halfway through class when Father Figure by George Michael started playing 🫥

I like to think my antics have been pissing off old white men since the beginning of time. today an old white man shook his head at me for doing a u-turn. I hope he has exactly the day he deserves, I know I will. ✌🏼

It is February 28 tomorrow.

This means a total and complete economic blackout.

This means buying nothing.

AT ALL

Not even your coffee!

Yosemite halts camping reservations, with no timetable for their return Yosemite halts camping reservations, with no timetable for their return at a time when federal employees are being laid off

Want to go visit the national parks this year?
Sorry.
The reservation system is shut down, EMT personnel are gone, so don't get hurt or lost. No one can clean the bathrooms or cabins, so they'll be closed. Rangers are fired.

www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti...

I'm feeling loved from all directions today - friends as well as new and established lovers ❤️ I just knew it would get better and here we are 🥰

I love an early morning dick appointment. there is no better way to start a Monday than with multiple orgasms 😇

I literally called in sick today just to snuggle with my dog all day long 🥰

my two favorite coworkers are out today 😭😭

same, I'm also considering deactivation.

I wonder if my ex is still on tw*tt*r or if the Nazi salute was the last straw...

California I am in you!

Your ex is ruining someone else's life now.

You are safe.

DETROIT

Happy New Year!

from TMZ: Tesla Cybertruck Erupts Into Flames Outside Trump Hotel in Las Vegas

perfect. no notes.

I sent this photo to a lover and now you get to see it too 😘

being horny during a mercury retrograde is something else

Nothing ruins my mood like seeing a Cybertruck

SZA told us on multiple albums she like ruining men lives for playing with her and she been on Drake head for 2 albums. It’s only right that she helped the man she considers a brother bring down her opp

Abbott elementary starts at 8pm this week with an hour long special. Please spread the word! 🎄 🫡

it's a new moon in Sagittarius and all I wanna do is find a reason to cry

instead I'm watching drag race universe and resting while thinking about the cleaning I need to do

Riley and Luna are best frens

send me songs that make you think of me so I know it’s real

I'm so happy that it's Thanksgiving week! I get to spend the day with my friends and I cannot wait for the love vibes and amazing food.