Gareth Thomas

The non-work-friendly way Spitting Image portrays Starmer can be seen on Youtube right now. @LBC @mrjamesob.bsky.social

If you don’t know, then it’s this.

“Elon Musk isn’t here to defend himself.” #bbcaq

A plate House of Commons fish and chips. There are only six or seven chips.

If you know, you know. #bbcaq

Not naturally inclined to defend Lammy but the PMQs Tory stand in asked if *an asylum seeker* had been incorrectly released, which was not the case and #C4News knows this because they mentioned it yesterday. Also, Long's rank bad interviewing style inclines one to sympathise with the interviewee.

You shouldn’t have asked Derek if he wanted to lop off Mr. Mountbatten Windsor’s head if you didn’t want him to think laterally, Anita. #bbcaq

"People who flew the Saltire during the Scottish independence referendum aren't here to defend themselves." #bbcaq

"Andrew Mountbatten Windsor isn't here to defend himself." #bbcaq

"Queen Elizabeth II isn't here to defend herself." #bbcaq

I'm getting nostalgic for the time when there was Monbiot instead of a dickhead on the #bbcaq fourth chair.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social creates curious Peckinpah/Brecht collaboration with 'Bring me the head of Arturo Ui'. @LBC

Coffey sitting in York University expounding on Tory policy's benefits to London is a curious misreading of the room. #bbcaq

She also quoted the Fabian G.B. Shaw, which was a curious thing for a Tory leader to do. Bit like if Starmer had decided to flavour his conference speech with a bon mot from Dennis Wheatley.

James O'Brien's work providing amusing commentary on @LBC currently being undone by ex Scum hack Natasha Clark coming on and saying how good Bad Enoch's speech was. Pay what it takes, bring back Theo.

So that ‘Suzanne meet Marcia’ bit went swimmingly… #bbcaq

Brandreth Jnr. He did it stealthily but he left her dead.

Are there any reports that George Monbiot was arrested for murder after last night's recording? Because I'm listening to it happening right now. #bbcaq

Chris Mason will on it quick-smart. Trust me on this one - that guy's the new Woodward and Bernstein combined and is absolutely *not* a toadying very 'umble Uriah Heep lookalike with puppy love for Farage.

P.S. a family sized tin of Alphabetti Spaghetti fell on my head when I was a child.

Name names: a mucus trail from the ventral slug-foot of an egregious Farage fluffer is trackable down the corridor, Ferrari having just vacated the studio. The currently sunken O'Brien cojones would come into greater relief if you called Ferrari out on this rather than just alluding to it.

I've only heard a clip but Farage's Swan-eating regurgitation was seemingly unchallenged by Ferrari beyond "Oh, really? I thought it was only Koi Carp." @LBC @mrjamesob.bsky.social

Maybe don't invite panelists on from think tanks where this applies... #bbcaq

I suspect, if the phone lines hadn’t gone, that bellend would have been kept on all show. #bbcaq

Perhaps mention that Glinner advised his blue-tick-wanker X followers to kick trans-identifying males in the balls. #bbcaq

Valhalla is not a 'cryptic' reference to Viking mythology, it is an explicit one. #C4News

Bog-brush jacksie impalement makes you sound more like Tiny Tim than Jason Rees-Mogg. I have empirical evidence of that. @LBC @mrjamesob.bsky.social

Illustration from David Copperfield with Uriah Heep’s head replaced with that of BBC political editor Chris Mason.

At home with Chris Mason.

Sherelle Jacobs' contribution are the final proof that Daily Telegraph recruitment policy has 'batshit crazy' as a minimum requirement. #bbcaq

People have been trying to climb the greasy pole for as long as there's been people. #bbcaq

Labour scandals cause Chris Mason to ejaculate at Warp Factor 9; when it was the Tories he could barely muster a 3.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Get your bildungsromans right. David Copperfield.