Gareth Thomas

The host could maybe have mentioned that Guido Fawkes' editorial stance leans somewhat to the right of Genghis Khan. #bbcaq

Gratifying to hear this whispering Kipper going down like a fart in a spacesuit. #bbcaq

I know Gibb makes BBC News get someone economically illiterate on for "balance", but I don't why #C4News needs to do it.

Well, Don, the Ukrainians don't like that Russian pronunciation of their capital city. #C4News

He killed his mother-in-law and ground her up real well
And sprinkled just a bit over each banana split.

Possibly get rid of Pete the instance his opening gambit identified him as a bellend? #bbcaq

I've nearly got the full five-bar gate for the number of content warnings in an edition of #C4News

Nice of Stephen to disenfranchise his grandchildren for life. #bbcaq

Harry Enfield as Tory Boy

Gibb: “If you’re going to get kids on, make it this one first.” #bccaq

That last caller will likely get kicked out of the Gammon Club for referencing the University of Life but forgetting to precede it with The School of Hard Knocks. #bbcaq

This week’s squeaky think tank panelist doesn’t even qualify as a half-wit. Even quarter-wit is pushing it. #bbcaq

Willets has history as a straight up bina fide bullshitter: https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/12026888.tory-star-willets-quits-in-disgrace-mp-accused-of-dissembling/

#bbcaq

Just because the Tory panelist doesn’t give the opposition viewpoint it doesn’t mean that the chair’s got to keep stepping in and doing it. #bbcaq

Well there is a fella on @LBC who regularly tickles Farage's toes with such assiduousness that fungal infections come off on his fingers. Has the slot before @mrjamesob.bsky.social. Name like a car.

Is there an “after” shot with the hand gnawed off to the wrist?

Masterchef needs to go back to its roots. #C4News

So James O'Brien terminates his Alexei Sayle interview just as it gets to the "I hate Keir Starmer" poem. @LBC

I’ll drink to that.

In the old days BBC DGs weren't parachuted into position by David Cameron. #C4News

This was, in fact, the working title for Any Answers.

He missed out “street pugilist” from that list of Iain Dale’s activities. #bbcaq

Bad form #C4News! You gave us fair warning before shitbag Philps came on yesterday. Why not today?

#C4News really needs Krishnan on hand when there's a shitehawk like Philps to be interviewed.

I didn't think that, but my 10-year-old imagination visualised the latter song over-literally to comprise Ms Harry hanging on a telephone cord as by a noose.

I've clicked on the link and I'm looking forward to the Amazon logarithm keeping my Chingford-Skinhead-themed literary recommendations bang up to date.

Having avidly watched the paragon of documentary-style verisimilitude that is “Prisoner Cell Block H”, I know what Erin Patterson has got to look forward to. I’d keep away from steam irons if I were her. #C4News

Morwena being in it would tend to detract from the outstanding natural beauty of her area. #bbcaq

There is a large selection of highly-painful activities I’d rather do then that…

I think taking weeks to find anybody might not be unrelated to
Alistair being the employer. #bbcaq

Can cause Encephalitis, yep.