This is an especially weird time to say "I'm gonna go hang out with children on an island"

GUYS IT'S JUST MY NIECE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY ON TYBEE ISLAND I SWEAR

There's wil peacocks where we're staying.
They're like huge, very loud chickens!

There are Cardinals here, but halfway down the Keys after Marathon, they are non-existent.
Something to do with the lack of certain bugs they eat. . .

There are two types mourning doves down here.
The normal lovey ones like up north, and a second species.
They have an abrasive "coo" and hate each other. They're mean doves.

Just sittin' in Key Largo trying not to let our movements shit show bring us down.

We switched to hardwood charcoal chunks and never went back.
Seems to add a certain flavor.

Michael Nesmith was one of the great songwriters of all time, and I am certain he would be more recognised as such if he ever gave any of his songs titles that had anything to do with the lyrics.

Seeing dumb people get mad about Jack White being outspoken is so funny.

Did you not hear that song from 19 years ago where he sang

White Americans:
What? Nothing better to do?
Why don't you kick yourself out?
You're an immigrant, too.

These guys were prophetic.

And we have now reached false spring. Mild days with tems slowly rising to 70s.

And in a week, 35 and snow.

Yay false spring😂

Just pulled into Key Largo yesterday.
No thermals, no steel toed boots for a month!

And, there's a flock of peacocks that roam the property! 🦚

Crazy that everything in the news today was easily avoidable

Eisenhower

the just and righteous war conducted illegally by our gross disgusting president

A military that shoots down its own 30 million dollar drone going into an unauthorized war seems like a great idea.

Nope, nope, nope!

Just flipped from January to March last night.
Ripped that pic out and gave it to Sharon, LOL.
She felt that it depicted a man jerking off with his fishing rod.

Leaving for Key Largo tomorrow morning!
🐟🐠🐡🦈🐬
Gonna be jerking that fishin' rod for a month!

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Sharing more woodland magical beauty of this morning's snowfall. ❄️

It's beautiful.

But, it's a lot nicer in December.
I wanna see daffodils.

He’s thinking of his view from the chair in the corner of the room-the pool boy and the plumber “bookending” his wife while he softly weeps.

Year of the horse.

The Horse:

imagine being a Neolithic pagan worshiping the sun. spring would hit so hard you’d be feral with delight and also ideologically vindicated

If you're considering recording your own "comedically large bong hit" for the intro of a song, please do it with an empty piece.

I was just about to sing on something and absolutely wrecked myself on a bong of flower and oil.

Dad, 99, and son, 80, hold Wintzell's Oyster House to their promise of free oysters Jimmy Rush has a constant craving... for oysters.Always has, at least for most of his 99 years.

"We have literally been talking about this for decades," says Carl, proudly. "That's why some many people have come down to be a part of it. Some of my friends were glad it happened today, so they could quit hearing about it!"

Well...there's always

DEEZ NUTZ!!!!!!

Ugh. It's always the Fae.