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Evil AF!

Ooh I love that! Yummmmmm!

I’m on my way! I love lentils! I make one that’s a little more stew-like, great served on rice. The Trader Joe’s lentils w ham and aromatics. Yum. It’s lentil season!

IDC that it's not Black History month. We need some uplift rn
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I’m sorry to HIM. Not to YOU. Bc you invented perfection salad and that shit is nasty.

Yeah see I like the fluff!! I’ll ear that all day (and regret it later).

There’s nothing young or hip abt the Hoosiers in my family but I’m totally willing to admit it’s my family, not Indiana. 😅

I’m so sorry.😂😂😂🤣🤣

DON’T FORGET THE PIMIENTOS 😂😂

*cut

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I will say my family just but them into normal squares. Idk what’s going on w the shape here, but otherwise yep that’s it.

Oh please send her my love too. I miss her.

green jello with celery onions pimentos atop iceberg lettuce w a dollop of mayonnaise or miracle whip known as Perfection Salad sometimes also called Alyson Salad

Not until you clear your plate, Missy!

It’s so much more fun to blame Indiana tho!😂

I read Pennsylvania might be responsible too…

Recently our kid, who hates mayo, was telling us this bbq joint down street has the “best pasta (macaroni) salad w this amazing sauce, u gotta try it, yada yada”…we finally did & I said “boy idk what to tell u but u are basically eating a bowl of watered down miracle whip”. He refused to believe me.

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Stoppppppp

Because people from Indiana are cray! Right @mialynneb.bsky.social ??

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Thank YOU. 😂

Alysson Indiana Salad 😆

we call them the water drugs

A new White House memo says that furloughed federal workers aren't entitled to back pay.

This is clearly against the law, which guarantees furloughed federal employees back pay for the duration of a government shutdown.

Those look amazing!

They still eat that shit, I’m sure of it. I should have cut them off from that alone.

But google it. It’s a thing.

😂😂😂🤣

All I know is that both of those recipes came outta my Indiana family🤷🏻‍♀️ (with whom btw I share no blood 😂😂)

Yes! Thank you for the name; I could not remember it. Ambrosia salad. With pistachio pudding mix. Yep!! That one is pretty good actually. 😆

It’s the perfection salad that is anything but perfection. 😂

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