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If you are in London and see a black cat cross the street in front of you, but you are standing on the grounds of the US Embassy at the time, is it lucky or unlucky?

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my bumper sticker is raising some questions already answered by my (other) bumper sticker

it's fascinating to watch Costco lap every one of these clowns because they have the only CEO in America who still thinks his job is to run a company that does business and not be the main character of life forging his personal legacy with one eye on the group chat to see if they're impressed yet

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I was really impressed when I saw this article this morning. Being able to flesh out exactly what is missing is really important, especially given the enormity of the data set. Kudos to your colleagues.

As the parking board meeting rolled into the 5th hour I believe I had an out of body experience. I may be able to speak with crows now. The all-girl scout cookie diet may have drawbacks.

An AI Agent Published a Hit Piece on Me Summary: An AI agent of unknown ownership autonomously wrote and published a personalized hit piece about me after I rejected its code, attempting to damage my reputation and shame me into acceptin…

“An AI agent of unknown ownership autonomously wrote and published a personalized hit piece about me after I rejected its code, attempting to damage my reputation and shame me into accepting its changes into a mainstream python library.”

theshamblog.com/an-ai-agent-...

The kid who built this Einstein homework agent has Young Zuck energy about him. Appears to have crashed out of Y-combo-backed AI tutor start-up either just after or BEFORE he registered CompanionAI.

He's about to have access to metric fuckton of SSO creds for campuses all over.

From his substack:

If you didn't have a chance to enjoy last night's farewell concert from the original London/Broadway OPERATION MINCEMEAT cast which had been on duty for six years, it's now on YouTube.

[I have no idea how well this works, past the opening number, for those unfamiliar with the show.]

I almost drove 80 miles to see it as the first AMC Screen Unseen in 3D. Glad that I was too tired that night.

If we were still a proper nation this would happen. www.tumblr.com/loveboatinsa...

Team: scores a run

Person: you know this will force the other team to score right you fools what are you doing

my favorite Mardi Gras memory came near the end of Fat Tuesday, at a dance party near the Slab. I turned around and saw a man holding a framed portrait of David Lynch. He rested his cheek against the glass and danced with it for like an hour

people who lived on the island at the time: dead by volcano

people who lived across the water hundreds of miles away at the time: dead by volcano.

ppl who lived in London at the time: dead by volcano

When volcano wants to get you, volcano gets what it wants

Sorry I missed your deadline by a bit, I had a therapy appt. If it makes you feel better, we talked about your project the whole time.

Soon you will discover that there is nothing you cannot easily make with it.

I went through a period of making something different for my coworkers every day just because it was simple.

Just saw an ad for Hallow and I refuse to believe it was real. I must have hallucinated it.

5/ ISW thus does not count the Claimed Russian Territory in Ukraine layer in assessments of Ukrainian-liberated territory because ISW never found evidence to assess that Ukrainian forces had lost the territory in question in the first place.

Actually, you can watch through 6. There is one extremely good battle in that season.

This. ☝️

Zoom hosts should have an option to turn the meeting into N64 GoldenEye multi-player

New York Times sent me an alert that Robert Duvall had died, and I misread it as Robert Caro and freaked out. False alarm.

once again I am asking:

IS THE ICE HAUNTED

We don’t trust the Yorkies either.

Navalny Was Poisoned With Frog Toxin, European Governments Say

You can always count on the Russians to kill someone in a way that indicates they don’t really care if you know.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/14/w...

@armstrongwrites.bsky.social did you have anything to do with this?

I live in minor but real fear of TikTok finding out about my favorite places, and in New York you’re always whistling past the graveyard on that. It’s both bad for regulars and usually bad for those businesses long-term, if they’re normal local businesses!

Actually Pretty Neat: The Latest Epstein Files Dump Has Been Redacted In A Way Where The Remaining Words Tell An Epic Story About An Icy Kingdom Ruled By A Giant Skeleton King Named ‘Archmarian Of The...

And this one gets darker the more you think about it
clickhole.com/actually-pre...

I would watch this guy read the phonebook.