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Gen X "You got to look on the bright side, even if there ain't one." Dashiell Hammett

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๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡

18.11.2025 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12923    ๐Ÿ” 4884    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 680    ๐Ÿ“Œ 253
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One is a pig, the other is a reality TV pig.

18.11.2025 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3481    ๐Ÿ” 872    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 335    ๐Ÿ“Œ 62
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The GOAT Award goes to Mary Bruce of ABC NEWS! What she did today was totally and unequivocally awesome and amazing! I saw it live. ABC should give her a goddamn raise for this.

18.11.2025 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8768    ๐Ÿ” 2740    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 448    ๐Ÿ“Œ 199

DOJ will refuse to release the Epstein files based on their sham "ongoing investigation." Bookmark it.

18.11.2025 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12704    ๐Ÿ” 2132    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 774    ๐Ÿ“Œ 171
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Some pig

18.11.2025 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6193    ๐Ÿ” 2046    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 258    ๐Ÿ“Œ 131

Hi Nick- Thank you for the follow! I love Hammett's stories- especially the Continental Op series! You have a good one as well.
#FuckTrump

18.11.2025 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You don't often see this at the end of a whistleblower story:

18.11.2025 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8534    ๐Ÿ” 2518    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 193    ๐Ÿ“Œ 92

Dear ICE: They don't let you wear a mask in your mug shot.

17.11.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21978    ๐Ÿ” 7191    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 915    ๐Ÿ“Œ 289
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Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because Iโ€™m โ€œdemonic.โ€

Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.

17.11.2025 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20059    ๐Ÿ” 4578    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3829    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1141
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They think weโ€™re all so stupid

17.11.2025 14:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13247    ๐Ÿ” 4303    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1700    ๐Ÿ“Œ 614
The entirety of SNAP is going to be rebuilt to force everyone to reapply.

The entirety of SNAP is going to be rebuilt to force everyone to reapply.

Just when you think they can't get any more slimy, they do shit like this.

Everyone will now have to reapply for SNAP.

Don't think for a second that the USDA is going to be able to process 42 million applications in a timely fashion.

That's the whole point.

17.11.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1842    ๐Ÿ” 781    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 215    ๐Ÿ“Œ 86
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Google Has Chosen a Side in Trump's Mass Deportation Effort Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable gr...

Don't be evil?

"Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, and tell local cops whether to contact ICE about the person, while simultaneously removing apps designed to warn local communities about the presence of ICE officers..."

www.404media.co/google-has-c...

16.11.2025 02:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5032    ๐Ÿ” 2713    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 397    ๐Ÿ“Œ 244

OMG! I just got off the plane in Asheville and RFK Jr. Was boarding and someone passed by him and said โ€œquackโ€

15.11.2025 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16752    ๐Ÿ” 1861    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 553    ๐Ÿ“Œ 224
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I want a government that doesnโ€™t sound like a deeply damaged, bratty boy when it communicates with citizens exercising their First Amendment rights.

15.11.2025 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12629    ๐Ÿ” 3465    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1015    ๐Ÿ“Œ 320
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Have you noticed now that the Epstein files all point back to Donald Trump, his MAGA base wants to change the motherf*cking subject?

These reporters arenโ€™t having it. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

15.11.2025 04:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3309    ๐Ÿ” 1156    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 153    ๐Ÿ“Œ 61
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๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡

15.11.2025 13:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7926    ๐Ÿ” 3555    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 213    ๐Ÿ“Œ 110

โ€œWeaponizing the DOJโ€ takes on a whole new level when you order investigations in order to reopen it so itโ€™s no longer closed and you can claim you canโ€™t release information because itโ€™s an โ€œongoing investigationโ€

15.11.2025 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10475    ๐Ÿ” 3243    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 291    ๐Ÿ“Œ 128
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We inheritedโ€ is the new โ€œbut her emails.โ€ They take responsibility for nothing. Who deported workers in the food production industry? Who imposed massive tariffs on finished goods, agricultural products. and raw materials? Who promised to lower prices โ€œon day oneโ€?

14.11.2025 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9282    ๐Ÿ” 2738    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1065    ๐Ÿ“Œ 236
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Priorities.

13.11.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21562    ๐Ÿ” 9090    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 540    ๐Ÿ“Œ 342
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Sadly, itโ€™s FO time.

13.11.2025 14:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2411    ๐Ÿ” 476    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 216    ๐Ÿ“Œ 31
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๐ŸŽฏ๐ŸŽฏ

13.11.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12498    ๐Ÿ” 3719    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 182    ๐Ÿ“Œ 96
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The president will discuss the economy, but he will also provide important updates about Hannibal Lecter's dinner plans and Arnold Palmer's substantial penis. Additionally, his team of military physicians will reveal the record-setting results of his latest cognitive testing.

12.11.2025 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9091    ๐Ÿ” 2004    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1592    ๐Ÿ“Œ 297
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This little B!tch is spiraling

13.11.2025 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13713    ๐Ÿ” 3033    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1445    ๐Ÿ“Œ 377
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A normal reaction to today's news, dear Nancy, would be to express shock and horror at the significant possibility that the president of the United States is a child molester.

12.11.2025 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24025    ๐Ÿ” 5774    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1941    ๐Ÿ“Œ 414

โ€œI havenโ€™t seen the emails. I havenโ€™t read them. I donโ€™t even know what emails are.โ€

- Mike Johnson this morning, probably.

12.11.2025 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8416    ๐Ÿ” 1317    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 290    ๐Ÿ“Œ 60
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Newsom's latest troll ๐Ÿ˜†

12.11.2025 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20551    ๐Ÿ” 5665    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 504    ๐Ÿ“Œ 263
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Theyโ€™ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.

12.11.2025 01:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20284    ๐Ÿ” 5281    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1372    ๐Ÿ“Œ 769

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