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@fried-banana.bsky.social

πŸ”ž mature content! objectum furry thoughts and rambling 24, it/he i block liberally (figure out why)

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a pink balloon dog wearing spiky collars on its legs and snout is being mounted by a teal balloon unicorn

a pink balloon dog wearing spiky collars on its legs and snout is being mounted by a teal balloon unicorn

edgeplay 🎈πŸͺ‘

22.06.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 619    πŸ” 153    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

dragons who say rar vs dragons who say zip

07.11.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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guro morning everybloody

07.11.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gwyneth is questioning your choice of her attire on this hot day, I mean..harnesses keep you cool right?

08.11.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1923    πŸ” 382    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
A large puppy woman named Valerie (Val for short) with pink fur and dark pink hair sits on the floor by her living room table, shoveling plates of food into her mouth. In the next scene, the aftermath of the feast: Val is sprawled out, her gut resting on the floor as she holds her soft, engorged belly, saying, β€œOh fuck. That was so much…”

A large puppy woman named Valerie (Val for short) with pink fur and dark pink hair sits on the floor by her living room table, shoveling plates of food into her mouth. In the next scene, the aftermath of the feast: Val is sprawled out, her gut resting on the floor as she holds her soft, engorged belly, saying, β€œOh fuck. That was so much…”

Bigger Every Bite
#fatfur

06.11.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2230    πŸ” 522    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 3

everybody wants to jump renamon but Ive got bigger fish to fry

08.11.2025 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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one of my favorite digimon. as for why im posting it here well. You can figure it out

08.11.2025 06:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You want a massraptor, and you’ve only got distanceraptors?

Follow this easy recipe! Guaranteed to work!! It’s SCIENCE!!

#fatfur #FatFurs

06.11.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 957    πŸ” 215    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 0

One more piece

04.11.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The legs of the MGS gekko make me wonder what it's cock would look like

22.10.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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medusa

03.11.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 144    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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electric pear

28.10.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 745    πŸ” 201    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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butting heads isn't enough, it's time to heading some butts

29.10.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 326    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Rav sitting at their desk, hugging a sentient shapeshifter balloon who has taken the form of a massive noodle that loops around their room and then extends out their apartment window

Rav sitting at their desk, hugging a sentient shapeshifter balloon who has taken the form of a massive noodle that loops around their room and then extends out their apartment window

An external shot of the apartment building. The balloon noodle is exceedingly long, coiled around the building several times

An external shot of the apartment building. The balloon noodle is exceedingly long, coiled around the building several times

They're just excited to see you!

05.11.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 284    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
Emmie getting flustered at an exaggerated road sign. The signs read: "Caution! Road bumps ahead!" "It's really bad, honestly!" "No, seriously, turn back now!" "You'll break your vehicle!!" "Don't you dare!" "It's not worth it!"

Emmie getting flustered at an exaggerated road sign. The signs read: "Caution! Road bumps ahead!" "It's really bad, honestly!" "No, seriously, turn back now!" "You'll break your vehicle!!" "Don't you dare!" "It's not worth it!"

www.fxfuraffinity.net/view/60725579/
Artist is OnlyBag; they don't have a bsky so i'm linking it ^ here to steal posting valor

Emmie those signs are a DETERRANT you are NOT an offroad vehicle

28.04.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 784    πŸ” 169    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0
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pretty weird things happening over at k. rool’s lair nowadays… who, me? i’m not concerned 😏

04.11.2025 11:58 β€” πŸ‘ 330    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
An illustration of Adventure Coffee from FNaF World, a walking robotic coffee machine, as a voluptuous female bodied humanoid robot with two large coffee pots as breasts, wearing a bunnysuit of a black singlet, white cuffs, and bunny ears

An illustration of Adventure Coffee from FNaF World, a walking robotic coffee machine, as a voluptuous female bodied humanoid robot with two large coffee pots as breasts, wearing a bunnysuit of a black singlet, white cuffs, and bunny ears

Kaffe the Adventure Coffee!

03.11.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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2/?
woww so embarassing

03.11.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 467    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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making bπŸ’£mby a pillowfucker because im awesome
#oscnsfw #nsfwosc

03.11.2025 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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cw:spider/arachnophobia :3 (still workin on the design)

02.11.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 165    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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cw:spider/arachnophobia oc
new critter i've cooked

30.10.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Truth be told being proship Is ruining his life at this point. without it a lot of this shit wouldnt have happened...

30.10.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hes back on normie social media again (twitter and tumblr) his username is kevindispencer everywhere afaik. Dont look at his posts hes just gooning over the idea of grooming cartoon boys.

30.10.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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{doodle}

Dragon Pulse

#legendsZA

29.10.2025 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 822    πŸ” 235    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
a reference sheet for an alien named shelbi. shelbi is a large curvy caterpillar-like creature, with 6 legs and 4 arms. she wears a gray bodysuit that compresses down some of her fluff, which is partially unzipped with cleavage squeezing out. on top of this, she wears a dark gray bomber jacket. both pieces of clothing have orange stripes on them. shelbi's mouth sports an orange pair of mandibles, and a long orange tongue.

a reference sheet for an alien named shelbi. shelbi is a large curvy caterpillar-like creature, with 6 legs and 4 arms. she wears a gray bodysuit that compresses down some of her fluff, which is partially unzipped with cleavage squeezing out. on top of this, she wears a dark gray bomber jacket. both pieces of clothing have orange stripes on them. shelbi's mouth sports an orange pair of mandibles, and a long orange tongue.

commission for @skellyb.bsky.social :3

17.10.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

everyone I know is split on this

18.10.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a big sexy airplane caught in a big sexy electrical pylon

a big sexy airplane caught in a big sexy electrical pylon

venus the fly trap βœˆπŸ’¦βš‘

17.10.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 152    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
A small fluffy fellow (rav) sitting with a huge inflatable fellow (Helium) snuggled up behind him. Helium seems to be talking about something they enjoy

A small fluffy fellow (rav) sitting with a huge inflatable fellow (Helium) snuggled up behind him. Helium seems to be talking about something they enjoy

18.10.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 152    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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