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You know a slim volume hates to see me coming. Associate Prose Editor at the Chestnut Review. Words in Vast Chasm, Thimble Literary Magazine, Blood and Bourbon, and more.

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Revive Chess the Musical but replace the existing book with the plot of Sally Rooney's Intermezzo. Is this anything.

27.09.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The episode of Frasier where he tries to teach a tech billionaire how to be a sensitive aesthete only for said billionaire to just straight up copy his clothes, furniture, and taste with no original thought involved was oddly prescient

20.08.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m bi and this is true, Bolg erasure is a serious problem in our community

17.07.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This issue's prose pieces feature a time traveling shark, a young boy's diary, a wedding at the edge of a bog, a frozen Wisconsin winter, and the taste of blackberries. I hope you'll step inside <3

16.07.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œLet people enjoy things” and I’m talking about Tetsuo the Iron Man

28.06.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People who post things like β€œThis year’s annual meeting was truly phenomenal!” on LinkedIn might as well be from another planet than me

26.06.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone who says something fucked up online should have to explain it to a pissed off Minnesotan woman as penance

17.06.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you hate Linda from Phineas and Ferb you are deeply infected with misogyny. I am dead serious about this.

07.06.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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A beautiful butch/femme couple

03.06.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jimmy McGill would have loved the television show Crazy Ex Girlfriend

31.05.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was born in the right generation because I love millennial cringe. You go girl sing that song about your dog! Post it on tiktok!

25.05.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also what’s his son Pedro supposed to do about it

23.05.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In his coat!!

14.05.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The other also very funny option is that the yj team also had to send a summary of the episode and Seal’s team okayed it knowing what would happen right after…but were still like β€œI don’t know I think whatever’s happening on this internet sketch comedy show might be too edgy”

12.05.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Game Changer bts talking about how they had to go through a whole process and send a summary of the episode before they could license Kiss From A Rose…as a Yellowjackets fan I Think I Know Why

12.05.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wish what happened to Andor had happened to Yellowjackets tbh

08.05.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That being said imagine how good the final Syril/Cassian confrontation would have been after three seasons of Valjean and Javert shit

08.05.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Andor knocked the Syril/Dedra relationship out of the park in the limited space they had. I 100% bought it.

08.05.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Got chills when the Ghorman senator yelled β€œtomorrow it’ll be your planets” in front of Bail Organa

08.05.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like β€œblooks” personally

04.05.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get Perrin’s ass

04.05.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They make such a big deal about who has seen whose face, buddy invest in a wig and a prosthetic nose!!

01.05.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My one gripe with Andor is that these guys are shit at disguises. I need to sit Luthen down and make him watch a couple episodes of the Americans

01.05.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The way Andor clearly wanted to to a Kleya standalone episode but didn’t have time…Justice for my show

30.04.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AHSOKA: remember Thrawn, from the Star Wars books? Well, guess what :)
ANDOR: remember Hitler, from reality? Well, guess what :)

30.04.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When in doubt dance it out

24.04.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so angry we aren’t getting five seasons of Andor

24.04.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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They need to be in a support group together

13.04.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My bisexuality whenever I watch an episode of Breaking Bad

10.04.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope we get to the part where hold an auction for the presidency soon

08.04.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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