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The M comes before the L. Twitch streamer: twitch.tv/samalander

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four panel comic about a person who can't fall asleep and the creature under their bed, sharing thoughts

four panel comic about a person who can't fall asleep and the creature under their bed, sharing thoughts

3am

13.02.2026 08:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4090    ๐Ÿ” 1061    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
three panel webcomic
1st panel: one man says to another "we invented a robot that answers questions"
2nd panel: he continues "we just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a day"
3rd panel: the other man asks "but it answers the questions correctly?" and the first man replies "oh my goodness, no. no no no no no."

three panel webcomic 1st panel: one man says to another "we invented a robot that answers questions" 2nd panel: he continues "we just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a day" 3rd panel: the other man asks "but it answers the questions correctly?" and the first man replies "oh my goodness, no. no no no no no."

It's Mandatory Monday and AI is clearly the future.
mandatoryrollercoaster.com/post/8081046...

09.02.2026 20:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2027    ๐Ÿ” 738    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

escaflowne fantasy knight mechs cool, that is all

12.02.2026 08:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 162    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

10.02.2026 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31163    ๐Ÿ” 13762    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 968    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1694
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โœจ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness โœจ

Pounce!

Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

#happy #cat #funny #cute #joyousjoyness #repost

10.02.2026 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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small crab eating a grape (important)

08.02.2026 06:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6782    ๐Ÿ” 2718    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 63    ๐Ÿ“Œ 108

Iโ€™m allowed to post about my webcomic multiple times in a week, yeah

06.02.2026 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 373    ๐Ÿ” 51    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#StarTrek MEME BREAK

06.02.2026 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ForceGhostLeia - Twitch Becoming an evil menace ๐Ÿ˜ˆ | !theforce !hope

Replaying Fallout New Vegas but as an evil man to understand what it's like to be a part of the g*vernment (and escape The Horrorsโ„ข), come hang #Twitch #Fallout twitch.tv/forceghostleia

03.02.2026 23:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Angy

01.02.2026 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2902    ๐Ÿ” 389    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An illustration of a busty lady who is sharing her heart with you

An illustration of a busty lady who is sharing her heart with you

Care for your heart this #cutiesaturday

31.01.2026 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2225    ๐Ÿ” 399    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
28.01.2026 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 370    ๐Ÿ” 140    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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#StarTrek MEME BREAK

24.01.2026 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How Medieval people clean their rusty chainmail

24.01.2026 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3069    ๐Ÿ” 530    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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Stop your wipers for a moment.
Take the picture.
Enjoy your painting.

24.01.2026 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 97    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Beetlel
#animation

19.01.2026 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 68    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This Reddit post desperately needed an edit (no one was hurt)

www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood...

19.01.2026 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 453    ๐Ÿ” 83    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Nathan is in SF (@NathanpmYoung) on twitter:

[image of the Serpent talking to Eve:]
"it's called factorio and it's about building a little factory"

Nathan is in SF (@NathanpmYoung) on twitter: [image of the Serpent talking to Eve:] "it's called factorio and it's about building a little factory"

01.08.2025 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 180    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
bradyfpeters on threads:
"You gotta FIGHT like Gaston
For your RIGHT like Gaston
To party all day and all night like Gaston!
- Beauty and the Beastie Boys"

bradyfpeters on threads: "You gotta FIGHT like Gaston For your RIGHT like Gaston To party all day and all night like Gaston! - Beauty and the Beastie Boys"

26.07.2025 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 255    ๐Ÿ” 63    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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POV: you failed initiative.

16.01.2026 12:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 80    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ForceGhostLeia - Twitch It's been one day and I'm already obsessed ๐Ÿฆ‹ | !theforce !hope

Hi I'm burnt out today, but I'm also live ๐Ÿฆ‹ #Twitch #LifeIsStrange twitch.tv/forceghostleia

15.01.2026 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bandcamp Bans AI Music AI music has become a big problem on streaming services. Remember the Velvet Sundown, the AI-generated psych-rock band from last year with hundreds of thousands of Spotify streams? Remember bands gett...

Bandcamp bans AI music

14.01.2026 01:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5136    ๐Ÿ” 1713    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48    ๐Ÿ“Œ 260
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ForceGhostLeia - Twitch โ†’ Leia | 28 |

After a long, crazy day it's time for some more Fallout 3!! Continuing with the Mothership Zeta DLC, which feels fitting given my space-themed name lol ๐Ÿ›ธ #Twitch #Fallout twitch.tv/forceghostleia

12.01.2026 23:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I want to draw more #VTuber friends, so I started with one of the best! The very beautiful @merrimellow.bsky.social who means so so much to me <3 #humanartist #fanart

11.01.2026 02:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You want to watch this. And you want the sound on. Trust me on this.

09.01.2026 06:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 808    ๐Ÿ” 356    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

DO YOUR PART!

10.01.2026 04:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1476    ๐Ÿ” 1162    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18
07.01.2026 05:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22389    ๐Ÿ” 7736    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 124    ๐Ÿ“Œ 83
Photo of the side of a Ritz box. There is a diagram of a Ritz package being twisted closed. Text says โ€œdid you know? simply twist to reclose!โ€

Photo of the side of a Ritz box. There is a diagram of a Ritz package being twisted closed. Text says โ€œdid you know? simply twist to reclose!โ€

this is the second most insulting package i have ever read in my life. fuck you, ritz. who do you take me for? i will house a sleeve in one sitting or not at all

06.01.2026 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 526    ๐Ÿ” 68    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Snow flurries #art #oilpainting

05.01.2026 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7082    ๐Ÿ” 776    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 106    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

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