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Stephen Graham

@qwertyfan.bsky.social

Beyond words.

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Donald Trump has explained that the attack on Iran was necessary to protect US citizens from the dangers of paying too much attention to the Epstein files.

28.02.2026 09:50 β€” πŸ‘ 549    πŸ” 154    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1

We may not have won in Gorton and Denton, but Matt Goodwin deserves credit for fooling 10,000 gullible fuckwits into voting for someone who doesn’t give a shit about them.

27.02.2026 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 617    πŸ” 115    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 4

"My boyfriend wants me to smell like his mother "

25.02.2026 08:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was absolutely rammed. We were down the front and the surge forward pushed my mate so hard he jumped up on the stage to escape, and promptly got kicked out of the venue.

18.02.2026 11:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My mother has dementia and we are 24/7 carers for her. Today for the first time in about a month she got up without a prompt, went for a shower without me suggesting it would be a good idea, and changed her clothes voluntarily.
I honestly don’t know what to believe or expect any more.

11.02.2026 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Perhaps not miserable, just realistic?

10.02.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A very happy birthday to you Ben, and many more to come I trust.

10.02.2026 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You seem to have been reinstated. Not sure if that's good for you or not, but at least you can get back in!

05.02.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh. He didn’t mean us?

24.01.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get good footwear!

15.01.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s truly time you were back at work. If only there were any obvious topics to cover other than chicken.

04.01.2026 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
28.12.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He probably could employ a relatively competent tax adviser for about 20%

27.12.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bradley Walsh's bloopers from the Chase worked here, but its mostly pop hits of the 60's and 70's that break through for my mum.

26.12.2025 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we focus more on how victims of sexual violence continue to be failed today and less on the drama of the Royal Family? Then perhaps some good might come from this?

31.10.2025 08:25 β€” πŸ‘ 930    πŸ” 205    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 8

Lordy, you could buy a house with that kind of money!

27.10.2025 09:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@mrjamesob.bsky.social a gully sucker in action today in Edinburgh !

20.10.2025 08:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe she wants to "Reform" ?

05.10.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But there is a prize level arse. Possibly the biggliest arse ever. People look on in wonder and say, wow, that is an arse.
Never before has such an arse been seen. It truly is something to behold.

08.09.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But there is a prize level arse. Possibly the biggliest arse ever. People look on in wonder and say, wow, that is an arse.
Never before has such an arse been seen. It truly is something to behold.

08.09.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, great news for those with tickets!

13.08.2025 08:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just tried to book for tomorrow and it's saying it's cancelled?
Hope everything is ok!

12.08.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

And the rehearsal the night before...which was a quick run through ending of songs and assorted other cues.
First Well dressed guitar without an orchestra too.

09.08.2025 08:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Congratulations, sir! Appearing on South Park is an honor, indeed. Not only have you "finally made it", you had the best line of dialogue in the show.

Good luck with your love of furniture and your continuing EPSTEIN Cover-Up,

Mar🐫

08.08.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 28752    πŸ” 5657    πŸ’¬ 602    πŸ“Œ 206
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My fav photo of me

07.10.2023 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6880    πŸ” 1323    πŸ’¬ 159    πŸ“Œ 324

Someone in white sporting clothing will win probably won't get you good odds.

02.07.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
modernist brick building with vertical cloud formations rising above

modernist brick building with vertical cloud formations rising above

rare photo of colleagues' souls leaving their bodies on campus today

01.07.2025 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 128    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Damn fine night. Afterwards the promoter held a party in another venue and RG's veggie option was raw carrot, broccoli and cauliflower.
The jazz tribute to dp guys were there too.

09.06.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Other than "AI" every major tech announcement for years has been about better emoji or tinkering with visuals and layouts.

09.06.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0