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In favour of pleasure, mostly. Pictures. Paris. Pictures of Paris. https://www.instagram.com/mr_s_wilder/ https://zoubisoudotblog.wordpress.com

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Paris badlands On the metro a man punched Marie in the neck. Any man foolish enough to take her on deserves everything he getsโ€ฆ

Philippe's glasses flew across the terrace, it seemed in slow motion, like the thigh bone thrown in the air in 2001, (the film, not the year). Scenes! zoubisoudotblog.wordpress.com/2025/11/11/v...

12.11.2025 08:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Paris badlands On the metro a man punched Marie in the neck. Any man foolish enough to take her on deserves everything he getsโ€ฆ

Changed the title to Paris Badlands. Better.
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11.11.2025 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Violent clashes On the metro a man punched Marie in the neck. Any man foolish enough to take her on deserves everything he getsโ€ฆ

Philippe's glasses flew across the terrace, it seemed in slow motion, like the thigh bone thrown in the air in 2001, (the film, not the year). Scenes! zoubisoudotblog.wordpress.com/2025/11/11/v...

11.11.2025 13:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Violent clashes On the metro a man punched Marie in the neck. Any man foolish enough to take her on deserves everything he getsโ€ฆ

N E W !
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11.11.2025 09:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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David Szalay wins 2025 Booker prize for โ€˜darkโ€™ Flesh The judges โ€˜had never read anything quite like itโ€™, says panel chair Roddy Doyle, announcing the Hungarian-British authorโ€™s novel as the winner of the ยฃ50,000 award

The Booker gets hardly any attention these days. www.theguardian.com/books/2025/n...

11.11.2025 09:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Violent clashes On the metro a man punched Marie in the neck. Any man foolish enough to take her on deserves everything he getsโ€ฆ

N E W !
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11.11.2025 09:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows:

[scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech]

1
CHURCHILL:
The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us. 

2
CHURCHILL:
Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war.

3
CHURCHILL:
If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free 
and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun-

BBC PRESENTER:
Thank you prime minister 

4
BBC PRESENTER:
Mr hitler, your response?

5
HITLER [in the studio]:
Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill

6
HITLER:
What we are proposing -

CHURCHILL:
Hang on

7
HITLER:
Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement -

8
CHURCHILL:
What's he doing here

BBC PRESENTER:
It's important we hear both sides of the debate

9
CHURCHILL:
This isn't a debate 
You don't debate fascists

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HITLER:
Oh here we go with ze Godwins law!

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HITLER:
Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'...

CHURCHILL:
Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit-

12
HITLER [standing up, saluting]:
RAUSS!

BBC PRESENTER:
*Please* Mr Churchill let him speak

[ends]

Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows: [scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech] 1 CHURCHILL: The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us. 2 CHURCHILL: Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war. 3 CHURCHILL: If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun- BBC PRESENTER: Thank you prime minister 4 BBC PRESENTER: Mr hitler, your response? 5 HITLER [in the studio]: Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill 6 HITLER: What we are proposing - CHURCHILL: Hang on 7 HITLER: Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement - 8 CHURCHILL: What's he doing here BBC PRESENTER: It's important we hear both sides of the debate 9 CHURCHILL: This isn't a debate You don't debate fascists 10 HITLER: Oh here we go with ze Godwins law! 11 HITLER: Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'... CHURCHILL: Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit- 12 HITLER [standing up, saluting]: RAUSS! BBC PRESENTER: *Please* Mr Churchill let him speak [ends]

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Carousel

04.11.2025 08:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The security guard at the Monoprix just stopped me to check I hadn't stolen anything, and to say that he admired my style. Perhaps I'd stolen his heart.

02.11.2025 12:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Champagne and go go boys for everyone !

02.11.2025 10:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Red, orange, yellow

02.11.2025 09:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh la la, just remembered that today is the ninth anniversary of leavingLondon for Tel Aviv, the eighth anniversary of leaving there for a year for a vagabond life, and seven years since I arrive with my bags in Paris. Time flies. Oh man ๐ŸŽˆ

02.11.2025 09:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Table tennis

01.11.2025 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Crikey, I sent today's Zoubisou to my friend in Brazil, and he said... zoubisoudotblog.wordpress.com/2025/10/28/a...

28.10.2025 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The French can be discrete

29.10.2025 12:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Animal crackers Donโ€™t break my heart, my eggy brekkie heartโ€ฆ

In seconds their mouths have docked, their tongues down each others' throats. It's a three-act drama, over in seconds: desire, deed, despair, the human condition in a nutshell, like Shakespeare, or something zoubisoudotblog.wordpress.com/2025/10/28/a...

28.10.2025 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Crikey, I sent today's Zoubisou to my friend in Brazil, and he said... zoubisoudotblog.wordpress.com/2025/10/28/a...

28.10.2025 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're professionals!

28.10.2025 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Animal crackers Donโ€™t break my heart, my eggy brekkie heartโ€ฆ

In seconds their mouths have docked, their tongues down each others' throats. It's a three-act drama, over in seconds: desire, deed, despair, the human condition in a nutshell, like Shakespeare, or something zoubisoudotblog.wordpress.com/2025/10/28/a...

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Animal crackers Donโ€™t break my heart, my eggy brekkie heartโ€ฆ

N E W ! zoubisoudotblog.wordpress.com/2025/10/28/a...

28.10.2025 09:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Animal crackers Donโ€™t break my heart, my eggy brekkie heartโ€ฆ

N E W ! zoubisoudotblog.wordpress.com/2025/10/28/a...

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Musรฉe Carnavalet

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Bubble fun

20.10.2025 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Protea

17.10.2025 14:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh! I know

17.10.2025 08:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Err... why not ban the ones causing the violence?

17.10.2025 08:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Postcards to Paradise What I most want is a big, strong man to put his arm around my shoulders and tell me that everything is going to be alright.

I don't know that I know how to pray, but I sent my thoughts into the universe, hoping for unspecific things... zoubisoudotblog.wordpress.com/2025/10/14/p...

14.10.2025 14:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So do I. And thank you

14.10.2025 11:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Postcards to Paradise What I most want is a big, strong man to put his arm around my shoulders and tell me that everything is going to be alright.

N E W ! What I most want is a big, strong man to put his arm around my shoulders and tell me that everything is going to be alright.
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14.10.2025 08:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, just seen it. I'll do it today. Thanks

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