This is Albie. He was so touched by his family singing happy birthday in his native language that he didn't notice the cupcakes with his face on them. 13/10 hbd Albie #SeniorPupSaturday (TT: _sallyv)
07.03.2026 17:11 — 👍 4200 🔁 602 💬 126 📌 57This is Albie. He was so touched by his family singing happy birthday in his native language that he didn't notice the cupcakes with his face on them. 13/10 hbd Albie #SeniorPupSaturday (TT: _sallyv)
07.03.2026 17:11 — 👍 4200 🔁 602 💬 126 📌 57Next time I take son’s car to the service center I’m bringing earbuds for the waiting area because HOLY OVERSTIMULATION BATMAN
07.03.2026 17:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0damn, if the Childcrusher 5000 GTX pickup truck owners can’t afford gas, how are they going to be able to tote their massive loads of a single loaf of bread and a canned Starbucks latte
06.03.2026 22:45 — 👍 1490 🔁 214 💬 36 📌 16
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07.03.2026 00:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me: They didn’t card me.
One of my darling children: Well, you’re almost 50, so…
Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
06.03.2026 19:47 — 👍 28492 🔁 7062 💬 225 📌 225
Great now it’s trying to steal our ANXIETY too
That’s ours, AI, hands-off, thief
Ah the familiar sounds of landscaping equipment once again fill my neighborhood.
I didn’t miss it.
I quick question: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH TIM KAINE SPECIFICALLY
05.03.2026 02:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was using the Uniball for quite a while but lately I've been a Pilot G-2 guy.
05.03.2026 02:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0MOXLEY DID THE STOMP HE MUST BE THE MASKED MAN!!!!11!!111 #AEWDynamite
05.03.2026 02:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“That’s called an arm drag”😂 #AEWDynamite
05.03.2026 01:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m sure that this will be worth everyone’s time
04.03.2026 23:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s not the brands, it’s the bootlicking
03.03.2026 16:52 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
THE DAY HAS ARRIVED! Order my new novel Dunamis now: jeffreyanelson.com/2026/03/03/d...
03.03.2026 14:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh man, I’ve actually read that.
02.03.2026 22:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Parody movies used to have clever subtlety. The new Scary Movie looks like it…doesn’t have that.
02.03.2026 22:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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02.03.2026 16:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Vision is at “Stevie Ray leads the NWO” status #WWEChamber
01.03.2026 02:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And the crowd goes “whatever” #WWEChamber
01.03.2026 02:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is so gross
01.03.2026 01:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Watching #WWEChamber but feeling kind of meh about it
01.03.2026 00:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0been a really difficult last however many years for everyone who cares about other people
28.02.2026 15:46 — 👍 189 🔁 46 💬 7 📌 1FIFA Peace Prize winner
28.02.2026 15:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0OUTRIGHT BIG TEN CHAMPIONS
28.02.2026 03:07 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me after episode 1 of Paradise: Huh, yeah, this is okay
Me after episode 4 of Paradise: OMG THAT HAPPENED
Looks like Michigan is on pace to win the treasured Illiwolv trophy, a coveted prize in the ongoing battle between such close rivals
28.02.2026 02:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dammit missed one
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