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Jeff Nelson

@boldroastrev.bsky.social

UCC Minister | Author | Caffeinated geek | Michigan/Detroit/Liverpool/wrestling fan | He/him | My books: https://bit.ly/3tosIye

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This is Albie. He was so touched by his family singing happy birthday in his native language that he didn't notice the cupcakes with his face on them. 13/10 hbd Albie #SeniorPupSaturday (TT: _sallyv)

07.03.2026 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4200    πŸ” 602    πŸ’¬ 126    πŸ“Œ 57

Next time I take son’s car to the service center I’m bringing earbuds for the waiting area because HOLY OVERSTIMULATION BATMAN

07.03.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

damn, if the Childcrusher 5000 GTX pickup truck owners can’t afford gas, how are they going to be able to tote their massive loads of a single loaf of bread and a canned Starbucks latte

06.03.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1490    πŸ” 214    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 16
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Books and Writing DunamisPine Candle Books, 2026 Pre-order here:AmazonBarnes and NobleApple BooksSmashwords The long-awaited sequel toΒ Mirrobius! A year removed from their life-changing investigation of the Tem…

Need a book for the weekend? Try one of mine: jeffreyanelson.com/books-and-wr...

07.03.2026 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: They didn’t card me.

One of my darling children: Well, you’re almost 50, so…

06.03.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

06.03.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 28492    πŸ” 7062    πŸ’¬ 225    πŸ“Œ 225

Great now it’s trying to steal our ANXIETY too

That’s ours, AI, hands-off, thief

06.03.2026 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 435    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1

Ah the familiar sounds of landscaping equipment once again fill my neighborhood.

I didn’t miss it.

06.03.2026 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a cowboy hat and a mustache says bye Alt: a man with a cowboy hat and a mustache says bye

Aw, Kristi’s out?

05.03.2026 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I quick question: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH TIM KAINE SPECIFICALLY

05.03.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was using the Uniball for quite a while but lately I've been a Pilot G-2 guy.

05.03.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MOXLEY DID THE STOMP HE MUST BE THE MASKED MAN!!!!11!!111 #AEWDynamite

05.03.2026 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThat’s called an arm dragβ€πŸ˜‚ #AEWDynamite

05.03.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sure that this will be worth everyone’s time

04.03.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not the brands, it’s the bootlicking

03.03.2026 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dunamis: A Novel Now available from Pine Candle Books! Order from these retailers: AmazonBarnes and NobleApple BooksSmashwords The long-awaited sequel toΒ Mirrobius! A year removed from their life-changing inve…

THE DAY HAS ARRIVED! Order my new novel Dunamis now: jeffreyanelson.com/2026/03/03/d...

03.03.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh man, I’ve actually read that.

02.03.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Parody movies used to have clever subtlety. The new Scary Movie looks like it…doesn’t have that.

02.03.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No Really, Take Care of Yourself Podcast Episode Β· Coffeehouse Contemplative Β· March 1 Β· 36m

No Really, Take Care of Yourself podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...

02.03.2026 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Vision is at β€œStevie Ray leads the NWO” status #WWEChamber

01.03.2026 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And the crowd goes β€œwhatever” #WWEChamber

01.03.2026 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is so gross

01.03.2026 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching #WWEChamber but feeling kind of meh about it

01.03.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

been a really difficult last however many years for everyone who cares about other people

28.02.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 189    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

FIFA Peace Prize winner

28.02.2026 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OUTRIGHT BIG TEN CHAMPIONS

28.02.2026 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me after episode 1 of Paradise: Huh, yeah, this is okay

Me after episode 4 of Paradise: OMG THAT HAPPENED

28.02.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like Michigan is on pace to win the treasured Illiwolv trophy, a coveted prize in the ongoing battle between such close rivals

28.02.2026 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dammit missed one

28.02.2026 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0