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@hexonyx.bsky.social

Typical elder millennial fuck up.

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Bill Burr in 2017 nailed it….

09.02.2025 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 785    πŸ” 101    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 7

Tom Brady looks like Roger from
American Dad is trying to be Tom Brady.

10.02.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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31.01.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She makes me want to put on a dress, be a damsel in distress, and remove the stress from this complicated modern life.

31.01.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Did you cum?

28.01.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning everyone. I had a dream that included running into Trent Reznor walking a corgi in the snow.

21.01.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not gonna miss that one bit.

18.01.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He is weak. His bloodline is weak. His supporters will make excuses.

18.01.2025 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
David Lynch smirking in an interview

-Believe it or not, Eraserhead is my most spiritual film.
-Elaborate on that.
-No.

David Lynch smirking in an interview -Believe it or not, Eraserhead is my most spiritual film. -Elaborate on that. -No.

16.01.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 23151    πŸ” 4109    πŸ’¬ 152    πŸ“Œ 185

911: what's your emergency

SCHRΓ–DINGER: my cat is in a box with radioactive material

911: we’re on our way sir

SCHRΓ–DINGER: please hurry it’s a matter of *looks at camera* life AND death

16.01.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 292    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2
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I laughed. Then I cried. Then I cried laughing.

14.01.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope everyone is having a great day except for those people who don’t wipe down the equipment at the gym when they’re done with it.

14.01.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat

JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat

JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
theonion.com/jd-vanc...

13.01.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6151    πŸ” 593    πŸ’¬ 103    πŸ“Œ 29