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need to sit and have a meal in this setting again

what did i do with my friday afternoon? suntan on a helipad, and film a guy jump off a platform on a boat

i think it’s partly that it’s on all the search engines now + being pushed at work, and that people love convenience and ai does so much mental and creative labour for them 😭

i had to keep from laughing in her face like damn these people are seriously boring if they think they can only go out one night a year - and it’s at the corporate holiday party 😭

got a work holiday party next week & my manager said we could leave after an hour bc everyone gets massively sloshed and messy since it’s the one night of the year the married couples get to go loose…

love when megan uses an astros cap cause that’s like the regular weekend uniform for houstonians

and at some point idk how much of that is that these kinds of animal escapes happen much more often than we think, and we only get to see them when the news report on it (and they only report on it if it does well in terms of audience clicks)… but…. I always find the repetition of stories crazy

last year i wrote a news story about an african tortoise that escaped its home in louisiana and wandered through a small town. and a month later there were 3 other stories in other news outlets about different african tortoises doing the same thing???

starting to think about how news stories always repeat themselves in variation when they’re crazy enough

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they got buddy from riize in the SM Torture Labyrinth

I will find you (twitter followers) in every lifetime (social media microblogging platform)

this app feels kind of like the pear phone in victorious

you got me!