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Jan Hochbruck

@mummpizz.bsky.social

Graphic Designer who thinks of Roman History more than once a day

202 Followers  |  253 Following  |  37 Posts  |  Joined: 17.11.2024  |  2.1613

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CDU, Werte, Anstand. Ein Widerspruch in sich selbst.

27.04.2025 08:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish her a long life full of happiness and schools and places named in her honour.

03.03.2025 10:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Er verdrΓΌckt sich, mitsamt dem Schwein, auf dem er in die Stadt geritten kam.

24.02.2025 06:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s Bad News, CDU’s Merz offended anyone from his political opponents except Alice Weidel from AfD. He is so stupid he thinks he has won and now somehow anyone will like and support him. Inexperienced, shortsighted, power hungry.
I mean, he’s no Trump and there’s no Musik in sight, but it’s bad.

23.02.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How to tell that Trump spoke to Putin? He’s regurgitating word for word.

19.02.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t worry, they will close the National Parks and sell them off to an Oligarch. Trespassers will be shot.

17.02.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dear Archaeologists, I present you the latest digs from the Lower German Limes at Steincheshof Fort.

16.02.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not my typography, sorry: the blue type is barely legible. This should be a much lighter hue (and preferably not cursive).
Just a professional opinion as I wish all these messages to be as clear and easy to access as clean air.

14.02.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Because everyone making fun of it.

13.02.2025 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nicht uncool: der Chatbot der Stadt Kâln heißt Agrippina.

07.02.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eigentlich: Wulst

07.02.2025 08:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Otoh, FΓ€cher is the thing Spanish ladies wave, this here is a Ventilator.

06.02.2025 11:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ars Lok Fazzebook, das wars, am Ars ZuckerblΓ€ser von Trumpdick!

21.01.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 154    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 7

Er hat gerade 1.600 Kapitol-StΓΌrmer begnadigt, das ist seine Art der Gnade.

22.01.2025 07:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a German, I notice the only colours here are black, red and yellow.

20.01.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Roman and modern concrete. Can you spot the difference?

18.01.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Die persΓΆnlichen Angriffe haben / sind Methode, die wollen nichts anderes.

16.01.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Manche Leute werden das ernst nehmen und ihn wΓ€hlen.

16.01.2025 07:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Improper storage management (Tetris)

16.01.2025 07:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Weβ€˜re busy working on our Hoth impression at the Archaeological Park Xanten

09.01.2025 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ten years
More scrapeworthy content on Patreon
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#CharlieHebdo

07.01.2025 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Take a short trip to my home town with BBC 3 right now!

04.01.2025 09:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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Weltklasse!

27.12.2024 07:42 β€” πŸ‘ 192    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Star Destroyer parked at Someplace on Earth - Park My Spaceship Park real & fictional spaceships, anywhere on Earth. From Star Wars to Star Trek to a very surprised looking sperm whale.

At least some of the smaller kind parkmyspaceship.com/E4UwxgUg7gLg... @romanpalace.bsky.social

22.12.2024 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thunderbird 3 parked at Someplace on Earth - Park My Spaceship Park real & fictional spaceships, anywhere on Earth. From Star Wars to Star Trek to a very surprised looking sperm whale.

As I see it, a whole fleet of spaceships could be parked in the LVR-Archaeological Park Xanten: parkmyspaceship.com/E4Uwxg7gLAhg... via Fishbourne Roman Palace

22.12.2024 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This doesn’t pose a problem for the LVR-Archaeological Park Xanten. Many tree-lined insulae to choose from.

22.12.2024 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Arkadi & Boris Strugatzkij?

18.12.2024 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Merry Saturnalia and a happy new year to you all!
(I wonβ€˜t send postcards this year)

09.12.2024 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Iβ€˜m inevitably going to run into my Whamageddon today. Office party ahead.

05.12.2024 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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