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๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆCanadian author by day, potato by night โ€ข fantasy nerd โ€ข book enthusiast โ€ข magical โ€ข Harvard alumna โ€ข part owner of Canada โ€ข my life is an absurd musical

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This is Poncho. He's trying to fix some mistakes on his medical record. Actually does not require any more shots, must have been a typo. 12/10 (TT: veterinariabarranquitas)

05.12.2025 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2853    ๐Ÿ” 345    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 50    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22
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Experts urge people to eat pests wreaking havoc in US forests: 'It's pretty much impossible to get rid of' โ€” The Cool Down

ecology experts are encouraging people to harvest and cook invasive species like autumn olives, kudzu, and blue catfish for a delicious meal and to help protect the environment
They suggest taking a class or talking to forestry to find out what invasive species exist in your area

05.12.2025 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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State officials sign scathing petition demanding government agency expose troubling information: 'People have a right to know' โ€” The Cool Down

Seven U.S. governors, led by New Jersey's Phil Murphy, are urging the Environmental Protection Agency to start taking the health risks of microplastics seriously

04.12.2025 23:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I read your last book, and I was bored out of my mind."

"Well, that's your privilege."

100% using this Jessica Fletcher line from Murder, She Wrote when someone tells me at a con they didn't like a book ๐Ÿ˜†. Love this so much.

04.12.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1470    ๐Ÿ” 77    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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04.12.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8460    ๐Ÿ” 2732    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1120    ๐Ÿ“Œ 329

I just heard. Great news. #SmithRecall #RecallSmith
Where do we sign up? That makes 15 recalls
It's time to get rid of this flat earther. She still wants to destroy Canada/Alberta by separating. She is corrupt to the core. She needs to go. #abpoli #ableg. PS Rachel never had any recalls heehee

04.12.2025 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Bridge revitalized into community pet memorial A pet memorial bridge has been created by the Gravenhurst Lions Club in partnership with the Town of Gravenhurst at the Muskoka Wharf.

Bridge revitalized into community pet memorial #Barrie #Ontario #RainbowBridge #PetMemorial

While the soft launch of the bridge was in September and the collection of the tags have already started, the official

/1 thread

www.ctvnews.ca/barrie/artic...

04.12.2025 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Parks Canada sites saw 13 per cent spike in visitors with Canada Strong Pass in place Parks Canada sites saw a 13 per cent increase in the number of visitors over the summer while the Canada Strong Pass was in effect.

Parks Canada sites saw 13 per cent spike in visitors with Canada Strong Pass in place #Canada

www.ctvnews.ca/canada/artic...

04.12.2025 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 203    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Four unidentified military-style drones breached no-fly zone to target Zelenskyy's arrival in Dublin Gardaรญ are investigating whether the drones took off from land in Dublin or from an undetected ship.

Christ on a cracker โ€” these seemingly hostile drones only missed Zelenskyโ€™s plane because he was unexpectedly early www.thejournal.ie/drones-dubli...

04.12.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1209    ๐Ÿ” 523    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47    ๐Ÿ“Œ 44
Americans to lose their dual-citizen status
YouTube video by Tod Maffin Americans to lose their dual-citizen status

youtube.com/shorts/6jFXv...

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This is Pebble. She may be the reason you're late, but wants to remind you she's also your reason for living. 13/10 (IG: pebbletherottie)

04.12.2025 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4016    ๐Ÿ” 387    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 66    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27
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Killer whales โ€˜violentlyโ€™ attack yacht off Portugal weeks after orcas sink ship โ€˜Violentโ€™ night time assault on familyโ€™s boat left it taking on water, only just making it to shore

We are so back, y'all.

03.12.2025 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 861    ๐Ÿ” 172    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30
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Police dismantle GTA liquor trafficking operation involving more than $1 million in stolen booze Halton Regional Police say they have dismantled a 'large-scale liquor trafficking operation' involving more than $1 million in alcohol stolen from LCBO locations across the Greater Toronto Area.

Police dismantle GTA liquor trafficking operation involving more than $1 million in stolen booze #Ontario

www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/loca...

04.12.2025 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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U.S. producers criticize Trumpโ€™s tariffs during hearing on trade deal with Canada, Mexico | CBC News A crucial hearing in Washington into the future of Canadaโ€™s three-way trade deal with the U.S. and Mexico kicked off Wednesday with U.S. agriculture, business and policy groups urging the Trump admini...

www.cbc.ca/news/world/u...

04.12.2025 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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80% of online pet ads may be fake saysย B.C. business bureau in holiday-scam warning The Better Business Bureau is warning B.C. residents to be cautious about scams this holiday season that include everything from fake puppy listings to bogus gift exchanges.

80% of online pet ads may be fake says B.C. business bureau in holiday-scam warning #BritishColumbia #SCAM

www.ctvnews.ca/vancouver/ar...

04.12.2025 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ALWAYS women and girls who are objectified.

04.12.2025 02:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 188    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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This Is What Border Guards And
Chump's ICE Are Doing To
Innocent American Citizens......

04.12.2025 11:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 614    ๐Ÿ” 330    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23
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BREAKING: WELL, WELL, WELL! Newly unearthed footage shows Pete Hegseth saying EXACTLY what the six Democrats said in their video that prompted Trump and Hegseth to hysterically smear them as traitors!
You must refuse illegal orders.

03.12.2025 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7108    ๐Ÿ” 2811    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 318    ๐Ÿ“Œ 190
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A blue-tongued skink (genus Tiliqua) - a type of lizard known for its distinctive blue tongue.

These lizards are native to Australia and parts of New Guinea. Their blue tongues are primarily used as a defense mechanism to startle and ward off predators.

#lizards #skink #exotic

04.12.2025 04:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 814    ๐Ÿ” 105    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15
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Agree ๐Ÿ’ฏ With Ben Stiller......

04.12.2025 11:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4753    ๐Ÿ” 1433    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 132    ๐Ÿ“Œ 62

A reminder that if the touchpad on your laptop isn't working and you have cats, it was probably a cat stepping on Fn with one cat pad and and your touchpad toggle F key with another.

F-ing cats.

04.12.2025 11:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 526    ๐Ÿ” 44    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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"At all times and under all circumstances, overcome evil with good."

-- Mary Baker Eddy, who died #OTD 1910

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โ€œQuiet Piggy!โ€ Canadian TV show brutally mocks Donald Trump.

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A talented artist (unknown, alas) wielding a paint brush and considerably advanced painting techniques to produce a hyper-realistic artwork of a renowned "Quattro Stagioni" jar by Bormioli Rocco.

Breathtaking.

#art #painting #hyperrealism #talent

02.12.2025 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 117    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ICE ordering fleet of 20 armoured vehicles from Canadian firm U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement has earmarked millions of dollars for a bulk order for 20 armoured vehicles from Canadian defence manufacturer Roshel that are built to resist bullets and bomb...

Boycott Roshel. Get your murder vehicles from a more reputable supplier.
Source: CTV News
search.app/hmRFC

03.12.2025 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Doesnโ€™t seem great that all the animals are turning to booze.

04.12.2025 11:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1509    ๐Ÿ” 199    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25
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Prime Minister Carney hosts Canadian tennis star Mboko on Parliament Hill | CBC Sports Prime Minister Mark Carney welcomed Canadian tennis star Victoria Mboko to Parliament Hill on Wednesday, telling the Toronto teen that Canadians are proud of her breakthrough season on the WTA Tour.

Congratulations Mboko ! www.cbc.ca/sports/tenni...

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