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I love that Finch is doing a spring cleaning challenge, but today's goal is to open up some windows...it is 20°F here no thanks 😩

update we bought a new couch and it should be delivered in about 10 days!! so we only have to sit on the wobbly one until then

sometimes I miss working retail. I yearn to fold sweaters and organize jewelry shipments

our wayfair couch, which has been held up by cinder blocks for the last few months, broke in the middle last night while my bf was sleeping on it...I guess it might be time to actually invest in good furniture lol

..what 😭

why did the man need a haircut? Because he was bald

students are submitting jokes to me this week as part of a schoolwide kindness challenge 💀

elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire . ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire .

concerned ape watching everyone react to the new marriage candidates today

stolen from reels

yes this this!! I'm 98% sure I have PCOS but I don't think I will ever get diagnosed. the hoops they make us go through for healthcare are insane

insurance was also trying to force me up to a 10mg dose of the glp1 bc that's what they think is appropriate for cpap treatment; doesn't matter what dose my doctors say is appropriate for *me*. ridiculous

I knew that would happen eventually. but anyway now I have to send the machine back and chances of getting re-authorized for the glp1 use are pretty much zero. it has significantly helped with my appetite, energy and some weight loss...so now it's a question of what to do when the script runs out.

tldr; I hate insurance rant
I've been on zepbound (glp1) for a few months now and insurance only approved it bc of a sleep apnea diagnosis. I really don't have bad sleep apnea, and I never use my machine, so of course insurance is repoing it or else they'll charge me a ton of money for noncompliance

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what the fuck?!

A horse sitting and the text says life update: it got worse

pretty sure it's in both eyes and not just the one

so are we all going to watch the stardew valley anniversary announcement tomorrow together??

😭 I want it on the record that I am a very clean person!! but I work with lots of nasty little kids who definitely don't wash their hands enough

a guy on his knees screaming

I have pink eye

a lil cartoon guy sitting nicely

waiting to see if I have pink eye

The worm from busytown driving his apple car

maybe we'll meet at a bar, he'll drive a funky car

RIGHT??

impulsively bought tix to Two Door Cinema Club's Tourist History anniversary show in September 😩 mostly bc Friendly Fires is an opener and I may never get another chance to seem them live 🥺

My Voice Zoo is going to be unhinged, I can't wait 😩

((I bought one))

should I get tickets to see bbno$ be honest

I can't stop thinking about it bc their putty is my fave fidget. I can't live without it, but what does this mean???

last night I dreamt that I went to the ER bc I felt so sick and then I threw up a bunch of crazy aaron's thinking putty

this is exactly what we're seeing! I'm the counselor for the cohort of kids who are in first now, and they were emotional and honestly weird but I managed last year. this year's kinders are a nightmare. they scream and hit and trash rooms

Zell from acnh

Zell!!! but also I have amiibos for Punchy, Midge and Apollo because I *have* to have them every time I play; they've been constants for me since City Folk 🥺

and we NEVER suspend kids at this age level