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@lauralite28.bsky.social

30 . she/her . school counselor, cat mom, folk witch 🏳️‍🌈🐈‍⬛️✨️ https://throne.com/lauralite28

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blue bear cross stitch

blue bear cross stitch

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08.03.2026 21:27 — 👍 52    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lmao *invaded iran the most recent time

08.03.2026 20:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

pulled up to a gas station for the first time since the US invaded Iran and what the fuck are these prices 😭

08.03.2026 14:06 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

somebody in the comments said it must be the propeller hat that really does it for him lmao

08.03.2026 13:53 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a screenshot of someone playing stardew valley; harvey says they look beautiful today, their character is wearing silly looking, rainbow colored clothes

a screenshot of someone playing stardew valley; harvey says they look beautiful today, their character is wearing silly looking, rainbow colored clothes

08.03.2026 13:52 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

bf smokes and always has, I'm used to it and tbf he does a really good job not smoking around me and always going outside. but I found out he's been smoking in his car (lease) and his bad breath while he's sleeping has gotten bad 😫 not really looking for advice ig, just venting bc I'm disappointed

07.03.2026 22:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a silhouette of a person with their arms outstretched is surrounded by a rainbow of lights ALT: a silhouette of a person with their arms outstretched is surrounded by a rainbow of lights

it got up to 70°F today with a light rain; I repotted plants, cleaned a bunch, and took the best nap

07.03.2026 20:03 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
data that shows I've been dealing with twice the number of crisis calls at school this year compared to last year

data that shows I've been dealing with twice the number of crisis calls at school this year compared to last year

data that shows most of the crises are violent and unsafe behaviors

data that shows most of the crises are violent and unsafe behaviors

the kids are not okay and my back hurts

06.03.2026 21:30 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a screenshot of someone playing animal crossing new horizons; their dodo code is D1CKS

a screenshot of someone playing animal crossing new horizons; their dodo code is D1CKS

02.03.2026 22:08 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
silly graphic that says diva down

silly graphic that says diva down

almost cried in front of my admin again today and it's only Monday!!!

02.03.2026 17:56 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wear some form of braid in my hair every single day. this morning my barista had tiny plastic babies woven into hers...I need to step up my game

02.03.2026 13:30 — 👍 23    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

me too please! 🙈

02.03.2026 11:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I love that Finch is doing a spring cleaning challenge, but today's goal is to open up some windows...it is 20°F here no thanks 😩

01.03.2026 13:07 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

update we bought a new couch and it should be delivered in about 10 days!! so we only have to sit on the wobbly one until then

28.02.2026 23:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sometimes I miss working retail. I yearn to fold sweaters and organize jewelry shipments

28.02.2026 19:46 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

our wayfair couch, which has been held up by cinder blocks for the last few months, broke in the middle last night while my bf was sleeping on it...I guess it might be time to actually invest in good furniture lol

28.02.2026 14:31 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

..what 😭

28.02.2026 00:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
why did the man need a haircut? Because he was bald

why did the man need a haircut? Because he was bald

students are submitting jokes to me this week as part of a schoolwide kindness challenge 💀

27.02.2026 14:10 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire . ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire .

concerned ape watching everyone react to the new marriage candidates today

27.02.2026 00:41 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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stolen from reels

27.02.2026 00:27 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

yes this this!! I'm 98% sure I have PCOS but I don't think I will ever get diagnosed. the hoops they make us go through for healthcare are insane

26.02.2026 17:05 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

insurance was also trying to force me up to a 10mg dose of the glp1 bc that's what they think is appropriate for cpap treatment; doesn't matter what dose my doctors say is appropriate for *me*. ridiculous

26.02.2026 16:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I knew that would happen eventually. but anyway now I have to send the machine back and chances of getting re-authorized for the glp1 use are pretty much zero. it has significantly helped with my appetite, energy and some weight loss...so now it's a question of what to do when the script runs out.

26.02.2026 16:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

tldr; I hate insurance rant
I've been on zepbound (glp1) for a few months now and insurance only approved it bc of a sleep apnea diagnosis. I really don't have bad sleep apnea, and I never use my machine, so of course insurance is repoing it or else they'll charge me a ton of money for noncompliance

26.02.2026 16:43 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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in case anyone wants to send me (or my nasty students) a pink eye pity present throne.com/lauralite28

26.02.2026 14:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

what the fuck?!

26.02.2026 13:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A horse sitting and the text says life update: it got worse

A horse sitting and the text says life update: it got worse

pretty sure it's in both eyes and not just the one

26.02.2026 07:01 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

so are we all going to watch the stardew valley anniversary announcement tomorrow together??

26.02.2026 01:41 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😭 I want it on the record that I am a very clean person!! but I work with lots of nasty little kids who definitely don't wash their hands enough

25.02.2026 22:30 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
a guy on his knees screaming

a guy on his knees screaming

I have pink eye

25.02.2026 21:33 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0