Jordana Blake | ADHDemon & Author

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I also sent my end of December newsletter out yesterday, if you want a peek into book 2!

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Flying: a cinna-dom friends to lovers small town romantic traum-com with adhd rep (Peacock Springs, New Jersey Book 1) Amazon.com: Flying: a cinna-dom friends to lovers small town romantic traum-com with adhd rep (Peacock Springs, New Jersey Book 1) eBook : Blake, Jordana: Kindle Store

ISO 5 people who hate Dean & what he did to Lindsay on #GilmoreGirls to finish one more book before the year is up through #KindleUnlimited to help me end the year with 20K page reads:

🗞️ Small Town
🫶🏼 friends to lovers
🛌 only one bed
🧠 adhd own voices
❤️‍🩹trauma healing rom com

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That was Radio Shack!

Informal “poll” of sorts…

Does “Diddler” or “Diddle” now connect to anything specific for you (aside from self love/hand stuff)?

Asking for a person editing and unsure if this word, even in a joke, is now on hiatus
#pdiddy

This is such a fun story!!

ND2: insisting

Mom: well, i think it’s very cool to be a superhero in your imagination- you can be if you want to be. We can let other people imagine things, and still know they aren’t real. It’s ok to play differently…

🏳️ surrendering 🏳️

Dual neurodivergent evening problem:
ND1: I’m a superhero! (Giggles and excited, wild imagination)

ND2: 😭 no! You can’t be a superhero, you are just [name]! You are not a superhero!

ND1: 😭 but I want to be a superhero!

A horoscope that says: make today the day you stop trying to be like your idols and start being yourself. Do: sweatpants- drink water - mood playlist

Who told costar about my to do list today?

I wish 😭 then the 4 adults could hide from these dependents together

Oh have we told everyone to go to bed because it was too much and then look and it’s 7:15? 🤷🏻‍♀️ if you can’t tell time yet… it doesn’t count

Every night about this time (6 PM, 18:00) I swear to you every creature who lives here turns into their most obnoxious self.

Dogs? Barking nonstop at nothing.

Kids? Running in circles. screaming.

Dinner? Indecisive adults due to overstimulation.

When does it end?! 😳

Ok so… 1) may have been just a hosting plot & was so cringe it didn’t matter and 2) they didn’t even do a reveal. Just a cost total… which no! Bad tv show! You must give me the final house!!!

The male host is flirting with the female homeowner who is 7 months pregnant! In front of his wife-slash-cohost…

We had some 🍃 and more 🥧 and are sampling the most random house show:
24-hour flip: “we’ll never finish on time”
Zombie Houses: 😳 talking heads
“downton shabby”: lets see how much they play on downton abbey
🏚️… 🏠…🏡

Scribbles Bookstore

Be.The Archetype

Artist Sonia Gx

Dark Midnight Design co

I shared a bunch of favorites places to get #book related things, like books, merch & human created art on the other guys… here is my roundup of folks who made my book come to life:

I know but I love them… i just am trying to enforce a “no real thinking” day 😅

Things I will not be doing:
🧽🧺🧹 all the laundry and dishes waiting for me
💻 acknowledge the editing waiting for me
📲 annoying my alphas who promised to read this weekend
🖥️ the beta reading I owe @dallassmith.bsky.social and @kaylamartinauthor.bsky.social (tomorrow I swear)
🪫 anything that drains

Today I will be available for the following:
🥧 eating pecan pie at random times
📖 🎧 reading ridiculous smut and highlighting things I want to discuss with other writer friends
🐓 engaging on 🧵 about what to call male anatomy
🪤 falling into the “I should” trap and forgetting to let my brain rest

Thankful for Framily today, you know who I mean. The friends who become your family. I would be lost without you all, and you inspire me to keep writing goofball groups of found family 🫶🏻 enjoy stuffing yourself silly American friends

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See, we want conventionally pretty, sweet, nice girls to have two minutes of a backbone and pretend that by not drinking the coffee made wrong they are in their villain era. Having basic standards is what is offered.

The bar is in hell 😈

It’s dress as your spouse Friendsgiving & he has my Stanley & kindle… and I… did I tell you my wife wrote a book? It’s a good book. I got a bunch here- $20 each. I know it says $16, ignore that. Here. Babe. Sign it for them. 💥 worth more

Say hi to me? 👋🏼

It’s my birthday & I’ll cry if I want to.

But can it be the good kind? Like the “oh I’m so lucky to have made it to 38” kind? The holy shit you guys bought my book today to wish me a happy birthday kind? The depression fog is lifting and I feel hopeful kind?

Babes…

What if the aliens finally made their presence known because they heard about humans writing and reading alien smut? 🤣

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Know what makes me feel crazy old? I said “I don’t love that it’s snowing, but we really needed it with the wildfires and drought”

What makes you feel old?

Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school 👇🏼

I’m Jordana and I am sooo smart but I try too hard to fit in and probably threw a few tests.