Jay 🫧

Go Birds 🦅

Not me crawling into bed as if I just played 18 innings 😂

Bro why am I still up watching the game? They’re not even my teams 😂😂 (it’s for the love of the sport that’s why)

Well both my baseball and football teams lost yesterday so I can watch baseball stress free come Sunday

Big Dumper smack the fuck outta that ball and end this madness

Phillies fans tuning into the Eagles game seeing that they’re down 17-27

I’m just waiting for a grand slam to put me out of my misery

I’m going to throw up

IM GETTING MY HOPES UP

Who’s jacking their taters rn???

Trying not to get my hopes up because I’ve been here before

I miss Bader

a woman in a leopard print dress is sitting in a crowd of people ALT: a woman in a leopard print dress is sitting in a crowd of people

Me still pretending not to care so they score more runs

I’m not trying to get my hopes up buuuuut 👀

Honestly it’s on me for believing that the Phillies would make it far into the postseason

See yall next year 👋🏼

Putting in a complaint to HR for working in a hostile work environment. (My coworkers are Dodgers fans)

God I hate this team (except Sanchez, Luzardo, and Sosa)

The Eagles really saw the Phillies game last night and said “hold my beer”

Why do my sports teams hate me???

How you know it’s the postseason

I think it’s funny when I say who my favorite sports teams are and I get asked “are you from Philly?” And I respond “Sorry I was born and raised in west TX ✌🏼😚”

What time is the rapture happening?? I’m trying to see if I should go to sleep now for work or if I’ll still have a job.

Now that I finished watching the Mariners sweep the Astros, do I really want to watch the Chiefs and Giants game??

Yay we avoided a shutout!

So the Eagles won today

JORDAN DAVIS!!!!!!!

I went to change out of my Eagles shirt and we scored, sorry y’all this was all my fault

So the Phillies play today