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I am recovering from orthognathic surgery and will post new pics when the swelling goes down.

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ยกPizza! ยกPizza!

21.03.2025 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a generational political talent

15.03.2025 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 305    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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โ€œWe had to erase trans people or we couldnโ€™t get our federal fundingโ€

Fuck the federal funding. You fight, you sue, you do not become complicit in our mass erasure.

We are all in this together, and we all go down together.

I will not allow us to be jettisoned or erased.

21.02.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10491    ๐Ÿ” 2251    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 148    ๐Ÿ“Œ 78

You don't want OJ's lawyers. You want the people who prosecuted him at the other table.

21.02.2025 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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When The Nothing Came for Me Having one's work erased in a time of genocide

I woke up yesterday to learn that PBS had scrubbed my work, the PBS Independent Lens Map of Gender Diverse Cultures, from their website, without warning.

These folks are throwing us under the bus so fast, they're gonna throw out their backs doing it.

badlylickedbear.substack.com/p/when-the-n...

21.02.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1363    ๐Ÿ” 562    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24

I'm gonna keep reposting examples of people not taking shit because it's important for us to see that you can, simply, reject the shit. Say "Uh... no no no, we will not be tolerating that."

21.02.2025 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11812    ๐Ÿ” 4200    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 74    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27

Remember when John Roberts gutted the Medicaid expansion because he said the *offer* of medicaid money was too coercive to the states bsky.app/profile/atru...

21.02.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4214    ๐Ÿ” 990    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 142    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27
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AP sues 3 Trump administration officials, citing freedom of speech The Associated Press is suing three Trump administration officials over access to presidential events.

BREAKING: The Associated Press sues three Trump administration officials over access to presidential events, citing the First Amendment.

21.02.2025 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9704    ๐Ÿ” 1997    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 348    ๐Ÿ“Œ 225
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My kid lives in Siddall Hall and sent me these yesterday. First is what was put up by the school, second is the studentsโ€™ alteration of the administrationsโ€™ cowardice.

21.02.2025 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11236    ๐Ÿ” 1802    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 248    ๐Ÿ“Œ 520

I love doctors on Pokemon and how these writers probably had to gather up every actual medical text in the building and burn them.

21.02.2025 04:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The follow-on from their lesser imps and demons will have more commitment. I'm pretty sure there are congressional hopefuls practicing in the mirror right now.

21.02.2025 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s absolutely a Nazi salute. But note how weak it is. Whether itโ€™s sincere or โ€œironicโ€ (and that doesnโ€™t make a difference), he doesnโ€™t quite have the cobbles to do it vigorously. He does it like grandma struggling to put her shawl on a hook.

21.02.2025 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4574    ๐Ÿ” 520    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 209    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25
Kings of the Visigoths, a painting by Alonzo Cano, c. 1640 Spain. An old king and a young king hold court in royal finery. The Visigoths did not embody the form of co-kingship described in the post but I didn't want to keep digging for a better painting. You get the idea.

Kings of the Visigoths, a painting by Alonzo Cano, c. 1640 Spain. An old king and a young king hold court in royal finery. The Visigoths did not embody the form of co-kingship described in the post but I didn't want to keep digging for a better painting. You get the idea.

America does not have a president, vice president, vice-vice president like the memes say. America has co-kings. An aged king who is sharing his duties with a chosen heir, ingratiating with landholders, learning the business. When he passes the young king will be ready to ascend.

09.02.2025 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was about to ask what the heck did Ben Folds do.

09.02.2025 00:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

EVERYBODY WAKE UP, IT'S A CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS! IT'S A CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIIIIIIIIIS!!!

08.02.2025 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If anyone whines that we "self-segregated ourselves from X" and "aren't in the conversation anymore," feel free to show them this screenshot of my "For You" tab.

07.02.2025 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7008    ๐Ÿ” 1277    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 231    ๐Ÿ“Œ 159
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Now more than ever.

07.02.2025 15:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 59866    ๐Ÿ” 12469    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 427    ๐Ÿ“Œ 220
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These have to be the dumbest fucking people alive. The chronological progression of having different jobs across time is definitely criminal. Yeah.

07.02.2025 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 909    ๐Ÿ” 97    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
Boris and Natasha spying through eye cutouts in an issue of CRIME MAGAZINE

Boris and Natasha spying through eye cutouts in an issue of CRIME MAGAZINE

opening an incognito tab

07.02.2025 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 280    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Come on, Senator. Push through. Thatโ€™s a Blackwater guy. Heโ€™s not going to shoot you; youโ€™re not brown.

06.02.2025 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2160    ๐Ÿ” 272    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 73    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

i understand in theory why conservatives want to bring back the 1920's, 1950's or 1980's but trying to bring back 2005 is a wholly new kind of depraved freak shit

06.02.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3029    ๐Ÿ” 257    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 138    ๐Ÿ“Œ 31
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D O I T F O R H I M

06.02.2025 02:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 305    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ€œAlso, a man recently sold me London Bridge and, for only a little more, I was able to persuade him to sell me this jpeg of a monkey wearing a skateboard.โ€

13.01.2025 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 171    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Gonzo from the muppets Christmas Carol delivering his tiny Tim line.

Gonzo from the muppets Christmas Carol delivering his tiny Tim line.

โ€œTiny Tim, who did NOT log offโ€

25.12.2024 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5466    ๐Ÿ” 1037    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

All accusations that Trump did not excel at academic decathlon twice a year at every grade level are spurious lies from the fake news communist liberal media.

26.12.2024 20:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mouthpiece for administration that says we need to stop giving a rat about high school football will still somehow sweep Texas on reelection.

26.12.2024 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Season 1 Episode 39 - Frame 2421 out of 2706

Season 1 Episode 39 - Frame 2421 out of 2706

Season 1 Episode 39 - Frame 2421 out of 2706

18.12.2024 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Crassus only had the equivalent of $167 million and 500, er, severely underpaid employees.

19.12.2024 00:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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nothing gets past some of you

18.12.2024 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12810    ๐Ÿ” 593    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 239    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

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