Sarah

My name has an “h” in it, btw, in case that wasn’t made clear by the fact that there’s an “h” in it and it’s right there

Noo-Dee-Bdrancccccccccck?

We all know how to pronounce “nudibranch” right?

You don’t need AI to write a book. You just need some kind of hole inside yourself.

developing a bunch of bizarre punctuation !! quirk£ so no 1 will ever accu£e me !! of being ai

Cut the Christmas Lights, Because Someone Killed the Rat King Fortunately, this detective is here to crack the case.

I wrote a Christmas story! At the very last minute! And it contains murder most ratty.

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I really like it in old movies when they say, “ah, that old chestnut”

I have the proud distinction of being allergic to my allergy eye drops

Mayhaps we fall back each day, again and again, until clocks become living organisms spurring us into walking widdershins into ever greater frenzies of sleep

Every now and then it's nice to pick your head up from your book, reacquaint yourself with the world, take a hard pass and immediately go right back to reading. Balance is important.

Hot take of the day: Pickle ball is only popular because it has a funny name. If it were call green ball no one would play it

Frodo and the Eye of Sauron

when you open a shared doc and someone else is viewing the doc at the same time:

To save mankind we’ll have to do the one thing the Entity (a being with access to limitless knowledge) could never in a million years predict that we would do…

The mature thing

Have a problem with me? Take it up with Ralph. (Ralph is my brain)

Independent Bookstore Day is tomorrow! This is your reminder to drop in and give your local indie some love ❤️📚❤️ #booksky

A cool thing about me is that I'm an expert in how popes are selected because I've seen the 2024 film Conclave.

Folks, you have to get out there and see Sinners. See it in the theater — it’s worth the experience. Really exciting, audacious movie-making

Personally, I’ve never been great at science, so I’m psyched we’re replacing it with vibes, something I totally understand

Please Rate and Review the End of the World Your feedback helps us provide the most memorable apocalypse possible… not that anyone will be around to remember it

I’ve been tweaking this Medium piece for ages and here it is! I’m glad I got it done before the world actually ends.

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Gonna be bringing floppy panda energy into the upcoming summer

My "come hither" look has morphed into a "go yonder" look, and I'm just fine with that

I take a lot of probiotics so it can be fun to kinda spin the wheel on everything else

You were playing an important role in Lord of the Rings and got too into one of the scenes

R.E.M. did not adequately prepare me for this moment. i don't feel fine at all.

This is a nightmare

They sent me the wrong edition for the second book and I am not okay #booksky 😞

It’s like I’m a zookeeper AND a tiger and the zookeeper isn’t doing his job

i was born for two reasons; to read books, and to overthink

No one tells me I have an old soul anymore, which seems like a bad sign

I could have like a gorgeous kidney or something and I’ll never know