Joshua Schachterle

Screen shot of post by Caitlin Driscoll, reading: 'Today a first grader told me that she doesn't need to learn what I'm teaching because she wants to be a pineapple when she grows up.'

Me too, kid, me too...

Comic strip frame of the philosopher Schopenhauer telling a child with a lollipop “But do you not see that the joy of the lollipop contains within itself the essence of the seeds of despair?”

Mood

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

“I wish you luck with a capital F.”

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Anybody currently on here got a copy of Bartelink, SC400 (Life of Antony) nearby? I need to get an accurate section-of-work and page-of-edition pair for an example footnote

A photo of a man talking to a woman saying “Did you hear about Pluto? That’s messed up, right?”

Buster from the tv show ‘Arrested Development’ holding an arm full of plushies while he looks at his mother Lucille, saying, “these are my awards, mother, from FIFA.“

Who has made this 🤣

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie

Meanwhile in #Portland

The beauty of that piece completely overwhelmed me! Wow!

I eschew that word, as well.

Guns are a skeleton key to understanding conservatives because the things that they believe work manifestly do not work, and in fact, cause the problems, and there is absolutely no way for them to learn that and they keep doubling down

Actually I guess I was 9. Still not age appropriate.

I saw this in the theater at the age of 6 (a friend’s mom took a bunch of us). It was not age-6-appropriate but I remember laughing a lot. Michael j Fox’s first movie, if I’m not mistaken.

I was googling whether you can pop out of the Ephesus site for lunch and then get back in on the same ticket in the afternoon, and the AI told me it was possible to return because St Paul visited multiple times...

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

A Wall Street Journal headline, astounding in its credulous stupidity, reading, "Putin Tells U.S. He’ll Halt War in Exchange for Eastern Ukraine President Trump said he would meet with Putin next week in Alaska to discuss ending the war."

Hitler tells Neville Chamberlain he'll halt war in exchange for the Sudetenland.

And the rest of Czechoslovakia. And Danzig. And the rest of Poland. And Denmark. And the Low Countries. And Northern France. And...

Agreed!

My youngest just told me this is his current favorite album so I am parent of the year thank you.

I’ll allow it.

An image about writing

www.maximumrocknroll.com/band/sarcast...

Waaaayyy better.

Gary’s uncanny ability to gain the attention of bartenders and taxi drivers made him very popular among his group of friends - 13th century, The Percy Hours - made in York, British Library, Add. MD 70000, f. 9r

We're Hiring: The National Museum of Ireland is seeking a Curator of Contemporary Irish History

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The National Museum of Ireland is seeking a Curator of Contemporary Irish History
🕔 Deadline: Friday, 18 July 2025 at 17:00
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Soldiers Are Taking a Stand Against Trump’s Abuses On the Fourth of July, members of the military are calling on Congress to protect service members who disobey the president’s immoral or unlawful orders.

Soldiers Are Taking a Stand Against Trump’s Abuses newrepublic.com/article/1975... via @newrepublic.com