@mrparkersmithe.bsky.social
Same guy from Twitter. Letβs keep it light. π¬|IG:MrParkerSmithe |πHTX|1906
Escalade IQ π€
27.05.2025 13:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Shouldβve brought my winter coat for this DC Weather π₯Ά
10.04.2025 13:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ok DCβ Youβre not ready for spring. Message received.
09.04.2025 12:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βYou can put feathers on a dog, but that doesnβt make it a chicken.β
29.03.2025 05:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Outside trimming my hedges in an Oxford & Birkenstocks. Iβm officially Suburbiaβs poster child.
27.03.2025 01:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tried eating some dried fruit as a snack. Dried plums = Prunes. I had 3 before i realized this.. π₯΄π£
21.03.2025 00:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βCatching a cool breezeβ has new meaning.
15.03.2025 00:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βTequila is nasty AF. After a few shots, so am I.β π€£
08.03.2025 19:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π They asked for tip at jersey mikesβ the pandemic is over bro. (I wonder if the workers get that π° tho)
05.03.2025 01:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I got an oochee wallee in my spirit. π
05.03.2025 01:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Changed the toilet flapper like Tim βthe tool manβTaylor. Canβt tell me nothing!
02.03.2025 14:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Roach Robbery.
02.03.2025 05:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jack Harlow.
02.03.2025 01:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0February ended with a bang. π€‘
01.03.2025 13:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0YouTube or Spotify for this next hour?
28.02.2025 03:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Where the deer and the antelope playβ¦
28.02.2025 01:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Each and every time! I just have to follow your lead ha
26.02.2025 15:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@thebetterram.bsky.social ππ½ of course you beat me hereβ¦
26.02.2025 13:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0No place like home, Dorothy. π π
26.02.2025 12:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It feels like Iβm the new kid sitting in the school cafeteria alone.
26.02.2025 12:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*flicks light* Anyone home?
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