Con

I think people should start saying "groovy" more often, it's hilarious and a great distraction from the terrible day to day experience known as living in England

Can we please get rid of that little sticky paper tag that seals the bread? Most annoying shit ever.

They're trying to fire me from my job,jokes on them; I don't even know what my job is! I just follow Oliver around and everything seems to pan out fine

I kept getting paranoid due to all of the people knocking on my door during the evening. I think we should ban Halloween, it's not good for my heart.

Fuck.

Been awake for 2 days, I think it's time for a 10 minute nap.

Why do dogs bark at me... I'm just standing here please leave me alone.

She told me that the toy was made out of cardboard?? They aren't doing real toys anymore wtf??? Total scam.

Goodbye cruel world

Got Cherry a happy meal because she's been down in the dumps for a few days, I don't think it made her any happier...

If we just ignore the fact that she goes into comas for weeks to months to years at a time and has to constantly worry about how much time she's lost... We're practically the same !

... I've got too much time on my hands.

Sometimes I forget what year it is and I have to awkwardly ask Cherry for the third time this week... But she does it too, just not as frequent.