"Do as I say, not as I do, I got the jab but it's no good for you."

Dear Qatar,
Idaho makes Alabama look like California. Racists are dumb. Have fun when you try to leave the base.

And she's a swimsuit model too!

One of the things I really miss about living near a Navy Base is watching Sailors come back from a 6 month deployment and find out their wife is 3 months pregnant.

One thing I've noticed over the years is the more homophobic/transphobic someone is, the worse their personal hygiene tends to be.

Good morning to everyone who still believes in the constitution, all of it, not just the second amendment.

Good morning... My brain rock plant thing decided to bloom

Ted Cruz: FCC chair sounded like 'mafioso' in threat over Jimmy Kimmel Ted Cruz cautioned that the administration's threats against the media posed a risk to free speech protections in the First Amendment.

They’re even turning on their own. Texas Republican Ted Cruz slammed FCC Chairman Brendan Carr, calling his behavior “mafia-like” and warning that Carr’s threats to retaliate against media companies for their programming were “dangerous as hell.”

My grandfather Dexter, a highly decorated member of Antifa

I'm willing to bet that 99% of the people cheering for ICE couldn't pass the citizenship test.

If I had kids I'd rather them use cannabis than listen to that moron...

George Floyd and Charlie Kirk share the same birthday of October 14th.
I know who I'll be remembering that day

Who else just canceled their Disney plus subscription?

I know, I know, billionaires are evil but let's not forget about the existence of karaoke.

Right now there's a dude looking at a field of soybeans he can't sell and is starting to realize he's going to lose the family farm because he voted to "own the Libs"...

Notice how liberal commentators aren't telling their fans to go bail out Tyler Robinson...

My full review of Castaway Sauce Company... culinaryanarchy.com/other-musing...

These are some of the hardest working players in the game and I will always show my love and respect for em #hotdogs

This is what we're dealing with...

Now Tucker Carlson wants to quiz Pete Buttigieg to see if he's "really gay"...
How TF did he become an expert?

He wasn't an informant.

He definitely snitched a few times to save his own ass but he wasn't an informant.
Release the list.

Say it ain't so... Is Thomas Keller serving Sysco at his new Pop-Up? - CulinaryAnarchy.com I hope I’m wrong and that this article never sees the light of day. At the same time, I’ve been in the Kitchen for most of my life and have worked at enough shitty places to where I think I know when ...

Full article here culinaryanarchy.com/the-restaura...

Say it ain't so... Is Thomas Keller using Sysco?

Yes, this means Ted Cruz is Jar Jar

These creatures...

My wife knows Snowball as the cat from the Simpsons. I know him as a character from Clerks. That was an interesting conversation...

They're not victims, they're survivors. They've been through hell and they're still standing up and demanding justice. They have more bravery and integrity than the cult can fathom.

Chinatown

When it happens, I'll be buying a flag and flying it at full mast.

Damn, guess I ain't cool enough to be getting any of that "dark money" the illuminati are paying liberal influencers...