Anon Opin

Alexander Armstrong is slowly morphing into The BFG; his ears have doubled in size in the last ten years.

There aren't enough abandoned burnt out cars in the woods these days.

This is a somewhat unpopular opinion among people who care, but the 2025 gov.uk rebrand was good, actually. It got the balance right between refreshing the brand and not throwing the good aspects of it out the window. The result looks both modern and recognisable.

Porn is a legitimate art form and it is a great shame that there is very little serious criticism. I'd love to read a treatise that breaks down scripts, examines casting choices, the impact of distribution technologies and so on. Come on academia, you got this.

A huge part of the revenue for most of show business is bar sales. But youngsters aren't drinking, which will result in higher ticket prices and fewer venues. The government should promote alcohol in secondary schools.

We need to normalise afternoon napping here in the UK. A surprisingly high number of people do it. Many more would if they could.

The 'Board of Peace' looks more like Spectre every day.

All cars should have physical controls - using a touch screen to change the heating is just as dangerous as using your phone to change tracks on Spotify. Bring back big buttons, dials, and sliders. anon_opin GOLD from 25th November 2023

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To attack the BBC is to attack British culture. We all have criticisms but to go after them again and again and again is an agenda. Just like it is with attacks on the National Trust. By the same people funnily enough. How many more British institutions are they going after?

The gulf between a good jacket potato and a bad jacket potato is immense.

Casting Winona Ryder against a bunch of children on one hand and David Harbour on the other makes it extremely difficult to accurately judge her size. At least once per episode she should be shot clearly against a regulation height measure.

Vapers who have never smoked have no business vaping and are just shallow bandwagon jumpers. Vapers should be time-served on the tabs.

Wikipedia truly is one of the last useful websites in existence. Was curious to know the plot to Debbie Does Dallas so I looked it up only to find the entire hardcore movie embedded right there on the page. What an educational tool.

The Elizabeth Line is useful and everything but every single one of the platforms is dull, bland, and identical. At least the dirty old underground stations have a bit of character.

White collar crimes can be every bit as damaging as every other illegal activity. We should give life sentences for the worst offenders.

Americans - you've butchered a lot of the English language and spellings, but what is your insistence on not pronouncing the "H" in the word Herbs? Literally every other H word includes it, what's your beef with that word?

Four out of the six most recent US presidents were born in the 1940s. At what point do we let the younger generations have a go? No wonder today's young are disillusioned. The white-knuckled grip on the reins of power by old men is anathema to progress.

If you bought your tesla before Elon musk turned into a massive cunt. Attach large stickers to your car stating exactly that. I will then let you out at junctions.

If you install a dropped-curb, under the pretence of turning your clearly under-sized front garden into a driveway, just so that you can reserve an on-street parking space outside your house, you should have to pay an extra £1000 a year in council tax.

The materials they use for women's underwear are much nicer than the ones they use for men's. I want men's underwear made with those same materials. Why don't we get that choice? Is it because we are bad?

We know that men are really bad at understanding risk until they are in their 30s. In follows that recruiting teenagers into the military is immoral and should be illegal. You should have to be 30 to sign up for any form of military service.

The thing that's always bothered me about the short story where the wife kills her husband with a frozen leg of lamb and then serves the roasted leg to the cops is that it would be so hard to cook from frozen. I want to know her cooking method. I'm not married.

If you are going to pay for a podcast read advert, make sure said podcast host can actually read a script first. Too many sound like a kid trying to read a book out loud.

Having sex with someone who's just had a shower is always slightly disappointing because every bit of them smells like shower gel.

I'm a high ranking Freemason. I laugh loads when the conspiracy theorists say we are planning the takeover of the world or the next pandemic. Believe me, all Masonic lodges can't even plan a fucking quiz night, let alone organise world domination. anon_opin GOLD from 30th July 2024

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The world is not run on NGO white papers. It is run on energy security, industrial capacity, military power, and national interest. The USA, China and Russia understands this. Britain's political class, astonishingly, still pretends it doesn't.

Never have I witnessed a small dog trailing a chain of sausages escaping an angry Butcher, or a plump child rewarded by the Vicar, with a gigantic plate of mashed potato & sausages. We've been lied to for years. Children's comics are corporate propaganda for Big Sausage.

If you have to speak publicly, even if it's just a brief toast at dinner, do NOT follow the stupid advice telling you to just wing it and "speak from the heart." That's a sure way to stumble or say something you'll regret. Always prepare your remarks and practice them.

On British TV news, all American politicians, especially That One, should be overdubbed by an actor and accompanied by subtitles. We must stop seeing them as our eccentric English-speaking cousins, and instead as a dangerous foreign state.

When Police horses crap all over the street, the police should have to clean it up or they should be fitted with some sort of horse nappy to capture it for easy disposal