Anon Opin

Listen app devs, nobody wants to use your in-app browser. We don't care that it's "powered by Chrome", if I click a link just let it open in default browser. Our cookies and cached info is there, you're actively hindering our experience, and making us less likely to use your app.

The best ABBA song is The Visitors. No-one says this because of its bleak content. But ABBA chose to open the Voyage show with it when they might have left it out shows their pride in it

Vast majority of people drive irresponsibly in built up residential areas. The speed limit isn't a target. If a child runs out into the road and you're doing 30 mph down one of those roads, it's on you.

Pubs should have a separate bar with separate staff for people who want cocktails so that proper drinkers don't have to wait fucking hours to get their pint. anon_opin GOLD from 4th February 2025

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Shows like The Traitors prove that nothing beats the shared experience of knowing that millions of people are watching the same thing at the same time. Streaming just doesn't hit the same as live TV.

Not only did Frank Spencer wreck B&B rooms, other people's houses, his own house, and the nervous systems of myriad specialised professionals, but he also ruined the beret, which would otherwise be a stylish choice of men's headwear. No cunt can wear them anymore. Cheers, Frank.

Elon Musk gets a lot of grief for buying Twitter and taking it over. But if he'd bought LinkedIn and fucked it up, he'd be regarded as a hero

A great way of checking if your favourite celebrity is an establishment posho who has been gifted their life on a plate is to check what their siblings do.

The Featherington sisters from Bridgerton are modelled on princesses Eugene and Beatrice. Nothing can convince me otherwise.

No one has aged better than Billy Idol. He genuinely might be a vampire.

Women can talk for medals, men too little. My wife spends 8 straight hours talking in her den with her best friend, then talks to her for an hour on the phone!
My best friend took a year to tell me he'd split from his missus.
We need to average it out.

Dear mobile game developers. MAKE THE GAME IN THE FUCKING AD. I WILL BUY THE GAME IN THE FUCKING AD. YOU WILL MAKE MONEY FROM MAKING AND SELLING THE GAME IN THE FUCKING AD.

In any male-dominated workplace or industry, the women who do work there will on average be more competent than the men. This is obvious if you understand statistical probability and gender bias.

The problem with Star Trek is the lack of wall clocks. How does anyone tell the time? Asking the computer is a fucking faff compared to just glancing at the wall.

It weirds me out that his mouth looks like a puckered anus. He's even got that sheen of anal seepage around his lips, like he's either been rimmed or is leaking. You know exactly who I'm talking about.

The more illiterate the builder is over text, the better they are at their job.

In a pub, ordering drinks to table via app should be an absolute last resort, eg if the bar is heaving or you're alone and can't leave your stuff unattended. Go to the bar. Can't stand groups of entitled lads in Spoons making the poor bar staff carry tray after tray of Stellas.

Men's ties are generally terrible. But there's something magnificent about a knitted tie. If you have to wear a tie for work then wear a knitted tie.

Having your daily shit before you go to bed is far superior to having it in the morning. Your sleep improves, you feel lighter, your morning routine is quicker, and there is less fighting with the rest of your family for quiet toilet time.

If pube depilation has a place it's with men and not women. Men's bits are far less attractive and showing the skin delivers more visual benefit. High street barbers ought to be offering men a full pubic waxing as well as removing nose hair.

In 30 years of working the only improvement is working from home. Better family life, no commute, fewer vehicles on the road, less stress, a fortune saved in lunches and parking. Anyone against it is pure evil. anon_opin GOLD from 6th February 2024

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Donating to political parties or causes should be illegal full stop. Publicly fund parties with a modest annual hard spending limit, ~£5 million for major parties, lower for smaller parties. The cost to tax payers would be minimal but it would stop billionaires buying elections.

Dads who don't go to their child's football match because they don't like football are selfish pricks. If my child preferred rugby I'd still go and support every game. And it's always Dads, not Mums.

Social media feels like it's on its way out. It used to be a good way to connect with people you know, but it's turned into a swamp of fake posts created for engagement, people trying to make money of these, bots, and seems to host an ever increasing number of cunts.

It's incredible how popular bacon is in America considering just how shit their bacon is.

If Cruz Beckham and his band ever play Glastonbury then that's the final nail in the festival for me.

Pillows are far too big. Should be half the size. I've never seen anyone with a head the size and shape of a pillow

French crepes are better than American pancakes. English Bakewell Tart is better than French Tarte aux Pommes. American biscuits are better than English scones.

One of the sad things about AI is that badly drawn photoshop was so much funnier

We should start voting in leaders who aren't permanently online.