Anon Opin

People who hold their phones like a tray in front of their face and speak into it are always tossers. There are no exceptions to this rule. anon_opin GOLD from 9th February 2025

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Men like to take the piss out of female drivers, then all of a sudden, "One lady owner" becomes a positive when buying a used car. Make your fucking mind up.

Our insistence on consulting the public on every highways or planning decision has led to utter paralysis. Councils should just go ahead and do what they think is right. If people strongly disagree, they can vote them out at the next election.

The big gut hit as an old man getting old is the realisation that you'll come off as more of a creep than something desirable trying to impress beautiful young women.

Gregg's should have a microwave so you can warm your sausage roll up. IKEA do it for warming baby food and I always use it to bring my meatballs back up to temperature. So it's not insurmountable.

The most unrealistic thing about soap operas is how common and easy it is to fake your own death.

I honestly don't get the love for the new Frankenstein movie. Elizabeth falls in love with the monster. Fucking ridiculous all round. Why can't people make movies without shoehorning in romance.

People who hate the word 'moist' only hate the word 'moist' because someone has told them they should hate the word 'moist'.

With the reintroduction of beavers and other formally native animals to the UK, I believe that wolves and bears should also be reintroduced, making rambling a much more exciting way to pass the time.

Protein supplements take all the enjoyment out of eating protein.

If an administration is putting out faked, doctored or AI images on social, please stop calling them memes. This is propaganda.

This century is proof of concept for an inverse great man theory of history. So many things have happened because of the individual character failings of one person - Trump, Bush, Johnson, Bibi, Cameron, even Corbyn - making them make mistakes no one else would or could have.

The UK government is ineffective and the PM is unpopular. But there are loads of bills and laws being made all the time, many hugely consequential, that no one is talking about let alone scrutinising because political journalism is court intrigue based.

WALL-E, the film, is just as a important a take on dystopia as Nineteen Eight-Four or The Handmaid's Tale. We're there.

For the love of god, please stop serving houmous cold.

Given that you can't buy 2 stroke, 2, 3 or 4 star petrol at the pump and the fact leaded fuel has beenout right banned since the year 2000, why are we still pointing out that petrol is unleaded?

Leedle? Fuck off! It's Liddle. You can't use advertising slogans like "middle of Lidl" for years and then suddenly decide that you and us have been pronouncing it wrong all this time.

The Bermuda Triangle has had considerably less of an effect on my life than I envisaged as a child in 1980s rural Lancashire. anon_opin GOLD from 5th April 2024

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Capitalism might have worked if there'd been consequences, if organisations had been shut down and their shareholders put in prison because they poisoned villages or dodged taxes or faked emissions tests. Good companies could have thrived

No programming language should be caps sensitive

The only correct location for the controls of an overhead shower is far enough away that you can turn it on without being sprayed with freezing cold water. This is not difficult to understand.

Horses are just big dogs.

Nothing good ever came about by going into any pub called The Griffin.

The levels of normal people wealth now are like "can afford rent" "can afford a pet" "can afford one child" "can afford a place with a garden".

Those touchscreens in McDonalds and Burger King making them the Argos of fast food is the perfect example of enshittification.

The fact that toilet paper comes with instructions should humiliate us all.

If you commission a park bench as a memorial to a loved one, and then cover it in floral tributes on their birthday, or whatever, so that no-one can sit on that bench, at least, not without feeling guilty/uncomfortable, you're totally defeating the point.

Alexander Armstrong is slowly morphing into The BFG; his ears have doubled in size in the last ten years.

There aren't enough abandoned burnt out cars in the woods these days.

This is a somewhat unpopular opinion among people who care, but the 2025 gov.uk rebrand was good, actually. It got the balance right between refreshing the brand and not throwing the good aspects of it out the window. The result looks both modern and recognisable.