IT'S! TV! TIME! [ NON RP DNI ]

[ * Watching EliSpamton dissipate into the Light World and slowly and silently inching his way into the exact spot where that Spamton was once standing ] WHERE MY [Beatiful] WIFES

That's Right!

I really really really really need Rouxls to stop fucking asking us if he can "join our throuple" Stop it Stop it please someone Kill him Please

temp pinned. written by eli :) #deltarunerp

[ Is. 💧 Is he /really/ trying to do this?

Clasping her hands together politely. Mildly disappointed at only having the Two. ]

And what was your perfect little pippins' job, hmm?

It was an epic rap battles of history reference. You're such a fucking asshole

You're a piece of shit

Y;ou donbt mean it

yy Yyy

Case closed.

As soon as I get back to Castle Town I'm gonna unlock sonic in super smashing fighters because I got an Idea on how to do it 2 minutes after I left

Taking my four darling nephs (nephews) on a CyberField trip to the bank because one wanted to learn how you take money out

[ The lack of eyes goes a long way to masking the mild surprise on her face.
That makes... A /lot/ of sense, actually. ]

Sounds like a real ASSET! TV World is FULL of mysteries, you know.

[ Hearing a monarch talk about comfort zones is a little hilarious. ]

I get all kinds of Pippinses! Red, green, yellow— I think I even saw a blue one once! Hard to tell those little buggers apart.

[ Keep him talking. Keep him distracted.

She'll find a way out of this. She just needs more information. ]

Awww, come on! I'm no bribe taker, but who says I can't be reasoned with? Let's talk 👔BUSINESS,💼 Greenie!

I understand completely! I'm on your side here, if MY friend went missing I'd be looking everywhere for him too!

...You really oughta hope he didn't sign any 📃CONTRACTS,📝 though, otherwise he'd be an OFFICIAL TV TIME ASSOCIATE! There's even a takeys backsies clause!

//

Ohhhhh, a tourist from card kingdom! We get all kinds of those!! Have you thought about becoming an official employee?

Most people like it here so much, they 📺NEVER WANT TO GO BACK~!💕

[ see? he loves it. He loves his ball ]

Ha-hey, buddy! Dont'cha know the VIP lounge is for 🛑STAFF ONLY?⛔

[ He's Going In The Ball.

A latch below him Also unfurls, dropping him through the floor into the prize room. No way he gets found there, not before she can handle the situation. ]

(Okay, okay- Keep calm, I have an idea!)

[ Sound of a latch opening as a gachapon ball falls from the ceiling. ]

[ Her stomach drops. She was mistaken. Mike wasn't just on edge— he was /terrified./
She takes his hands and holds them tighter. Moments away from simply picking him up protectively. ]

Hey, hey hey. Deep breaths. I'm not gonna let anyone take you, alright? That's NOT gonna happen.

[ ...Looking left.

Looking right.

Leaning in close and whispering. ]

...Mike, if there's something wrong, you know you can talk to me, right??

[ Hiding the concern on her face. ]

...COURSE I do! Where else is there to be?

[ What was this??? Why does it sound like a goodbye???? ]

[ Something's WRONG wrong.
The coffee is tossed over her shoulder. Placing her hands on her hips and leaning down to meet Mike's eye level. ]

Okay, SERIOUSLY, Talk to me. What are you hiding from Ms. Tenna, huh?

// even yours.

// I would love him in any universe.

[ Lingering for a bit as she takes the cup. ]

...Mikey, your hands are shaking.

[ maneuvering the mouse over the ➕ symbol before clicking it in that boomer-esque manner where you know they're two separate Actions being executed in her mind ]