Hammicus

I had to write something down earlier while gaming, so I did that little pen scribble to make sure it works.

Well an hour later, I glance over and almost jump out of my skin because I thought it was a big spider.

I do not belong this high on the food chain.

OH MY GOD

A picture of my ghilannain cosplay from dragon age the veilguard

Happy Halloween and happy dragon age: the veilguard day!

#dragonage

photo of six pumpkins carved into glowing jack-o'-lanterns, in front of a brick wall. a large pumpkin has the cow tools cow carved into it and another large pumpkin has the barn. in front of them are 4 small pumpkins, each carved with one of the cow tools on them. the lump pumpkin has no stem and the prongler pumpkin is laid sideways so that the stem lines up and forms the bottom half of the prongler, it's top half carved into the pumpkin.

happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters

OH MY GOD YES

I can't tell you the number of times I'd be sleepily flying over a zone when-

GREYMANE'S FORCES HOLD THIS WARDEN TOWER. BREAK THEIR RANKS! SHOW NO MERCY!

(Of course I always did those quests, because YES, WARCHIEF.)

Oh god, you're worse

The Animal Crossing update reminds me of how y'all will become terrible landlords and move people off the island because they're ugly and not your preferred blorbo.

Headbutt Dorothy Cliff

I have once again fallen into the trap of my next #D&D campaign being inspired by and influenced by the Castlevania franchise.

Thanks, Simon's Quest and Lament of Innocence.

YEAG!!!

Oh my god WHAT.
Where did you see these? I will buy a record player JUST for these!!

It doesn't matter if it's an MMO, platformer, VR, Adventure, RPG, Farming Sim, or FPS.

I'm playing the fishing mini game.

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What the fuuuuuuuuck

A dark and foreboding figure stands in white garb in front of a temple. There is a strong yellow glow coming from the door behind her.

Commission for luffer! Thank you so much!

May their wands snap as easily as their spines as they put their heads ever further up their own asses.

Idk man, if I'm going to pay $155 for some Fallout New Vegas trinkets and the same game, I'd rather find an independent artist or creative and pay them $155 for better trinkets and play the same game i already have.

Fallout: New Vegas 15th Anniversary artwork

Hey so like...

What the FUCK happened to October?

Left :.Windows pipes screensaver Right: 10 year old Brian (me) arms across chest, watching

Well. I was debating on some orks, soon. Guess I'm due for another kit!

The circle is always big enough to include you. I'm sorry the day isn't being kind to you.

IT WOULD BE VERY FUNNY IF ELISANDE REALIZED YOU ARE ALL TIMERUNNERS

Grog from Vox Machina entering into his barbarian rage

Update!

Boss Email: U sure about that?

Y'all. My coworker next to me heard every ounce of experience as a shit poster, English major with a paper due at midnight (at 11:50pm) and Dungeon Master all roll into one as I got my evidence and typed out a novel of an email on my keyboard

Me now:

Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney, wearing a blue suit, magenta tie, slicked back hair, and pointing with his mouth open and a determined look on his face as he calls for objection.

My boss telling me to do something aligning with the Old Ways and telling her I can't, due to new policy implementation as of mid October got me like

Not gonna lie, I spilled a bit of coffee when making it this morning and it took everything I had to just not phone it in for the day. Right there with ya.

Me wanting 'dumb' everything outside of my phone has been the best decision of my life.

The Lourve heist is a real life Bugs Bunny skit.