mechanical jam

“…just like the terrorist thugs,” the man’s brain is fully adrift

Donald the dove!

When candy is “fun size” it should be fucking gigantic. The stuff that gets the label now is really more of a “responsible size.”

Until this clarifying comment I thought the discussion was about Dwayne Johnson’s performance in Pain and Gain

Sorry you’re getting why do you hate pancakes-ed so hard, i guess some people just aren’t capable of seeing The Marines and America As A Concept as discrete entities

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck off

DOJ’s all “call me when that guy has something REALLY dangerous like an assault sandwich”

“So what I’m saying is, ‘ooh, ‘e’s ‘ard!’ But, like, unironically.” *rips a monster rail of ket*

“I’m sorry you were offended I had The Turner Diaries out on my coffee table. I’ve attempted to make amends by replacing it with The Protocols of the Elders of Zion.”

I really don’t feel like being disingenuously interrogated by someone anymore, sorry!

Or is it just “Maine is too racist to field a candidate who hasn’t inked Nazi icons into his flesh”?

Is your argument really “Maine is too dumb to field a candidate smarter than Tommy Tuberville”?

And just maybe we can find someone who says they’re opposed to genocide who doesn’t also have the emblem of the one of the most notorious genocide-perpetrating military division in history!

Perhaps the electorate should aim a little higher than Tommy Tuberville!

If nothing else, a self-described military history buff and former troop too dumb to realize that he’s emblazoned himself with SS regalia seems to lack the discernment to warrant immediaye elevation to one of the highest elected offices in the land

A crop of politicians without, at best, incredibly questionable judgment, and by all appearances an impulse to dissemble when confronted? Yeesh, such an ask I know.

“We read all Platner’s Reddit posts and here’s why the Blackwater merc who had an SS tattoo until this week is totally cool and left you guys” *smashes their hands on keyboards in a parody of typing*

Now that you mention it this is kind of like a reverse-that embarrassing Olivia Reingold TikTok where she complained about having to read all Mamdani’s tweets and won’t you pleeeease take pity on her and read the article she wrote about it

It doesn’t even make sense, the most popular group should be the LEAST prestigious! All the other ones are the “I was there before it was cool” groups!

Her turd had a huge falling-out with her asshole at that one party, at least

I thought America was in the throes of a reproductive crisis! No more MAGA pro-natalism??

The White House BY isn’t M! Or Y! And it sure as shit isn’t H! It’s *O*!!!

Especially when some of your oligarch backers own the networks and newspapers and some of them own the social media platforms and some own the AI companies that power the bots programmed to praise you and blame everybody else all over those platforms and comment sections

They never imagined it would create such a fuhrer

Oh, you mean one of those “adults in the room” I heard so much about!

I’m picturing him running to stand directly in front of the TV cart at the moment the topless lady runs to stand directly in front of the camera in the movie

Never heard of this guy but as his name is in the Hugh Hewitt and Eric Erickson mold I have to assume he sucks real bad