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Dev @Retroware -Games, Pixels, Music- WIP: TASQ! OUT NOW: Prison City and Dumpy & Bumpy! ❀️Support: http://patreon.com/programancer 🚫No unsolicited ideas/critique! I'll ask if I want it.

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Only real ones remember when songs from Adema’s first album were pitch shifted down an octave and called β€œKORN NEW SONG” on Napster

05.08.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What if you're not, in fact, my Chuglass kid

05.08.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nintendo released a survey asking for feedback on physical and digital games.

This is definitely the chance to make your voice heard about Switch 2 Game Key Cards.

Source: theWellRedMage

Survey: nintendoofamerica.co1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...

03.08.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4690    πŸ” 3509    πŸ’¬ 132    πŸ“Œ 365

I have genuinely thought about the logistics of making and living in a hobbit hole and I dislike the amount of water drainage management I'd have to do haha

03.08.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I ordered a bahn mi last night and you know it never really sinks in that a restaurant is grifting until they give you a crispy chicken breast on a hamburger bun with some raw carrots and call it a day

03.08.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Current store tactic:
1) raise prices
2) tell people they’re saving more money

03.08.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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My whole existence is flan
You get me closer to god

03.08.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Banjo Kazooie by Grant Kirkhope and I did πŸ˜…

02.08.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You'll never play fewer video games than when you are working on video games

02.08.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 485    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 11
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"How much is your alarm clock?"
>"Only $99.99 :D"
"Wow that's expensive for an alarm clock."

"Wow a year has flown by, how much is your alarm clock?"
>"Only $109.99 :D"
"Wow that's extra expensive for an alarm clock."

02.08.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha well I don't necessarily mean in-the-world-of-40k, but rather the player always has the initial thought of "FIGHT FOR THE HUMANS or fight for something else?!" while considering in-game lore

02.08.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Warhammer 40k forces the player to answer the philosophical question of "If everyone is actually a huge piece of shit, would you morally be on the side that represents your species even though they're also a huge piece of shit?"

02.08.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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My favorite is Robert Z'Dar

02.08.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah I see! I just sent a DM on Twitter (THINKING IT WAS HERE BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO SIMILAR LOOKING) before you replied

01.08.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Switch 2 rendering issues for pal swap?

01.08.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you know the vibes are bad (complimentary) when even valve is releasing statements πŸ˜‚ let's keep this story in the news and the pressure up on these payment processors!!

01.08.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 204    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you want a weird but true fact to talk about:

Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring, was instrumental in this. His doctorial thesis in molecular biology was sequencing mRNA in HIV. The paper was also heavily cited in creating the COVID-19 vaccine.

01.08.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 12128    πŸ” 4796    πŸ’¬ 167    πŸ“Œ 559
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a cartoon of a man holding a microphone ALT: a cartoon of a man holding a microphone
01.08.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ENJOY IT. It’s so good

01.08.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine being called "Bitcoin Bro" and thinking anyone will take you seriously when you defend bitcoin

01.08.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Reject Reed Richards, become The Maker

31.07.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I like that it’s not afraid to get silly sometimes

31.07.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(Also I didn’t hate discovery and I don’t hate lower decks, I just think they miss the mark of trek vs some alternate concept wearing a trek shirt)

31.07.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tfw there as been more Trek I greatly dislike than Trek I love

(But also maybe that’s not true yet when 3 seasons of kurtztrek barely exceed the number of episodes in one season of old trek lol)

31.07.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

but tbh Square-Enix has had absolute ass naming schemes all the way back to some of the Final Fantasy spinoffs- they have such a weird obsession with dumb names

31.07.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Midhappenstance Badfortune

31.07.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think this a lot- the framing is better. Movies feel a little worse when there's all that extra space of 16:9, and games feel more empty haha

31.07.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s really just them trying to find whatever label they can latch onto in order to seem like real artists, ignoring that concept art is a real thing that real artists do that their generative garbage has no place in

30.07.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My sketching tool is also a xerox machine on its last legs.

30.07.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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