Tom Wheaton

Is a bj in Leipzig …Leiposuction?

Escaped snowbound New England for a vacay on warm & lush Puerto Rico 🇵🇷

A bit of snow

Brief trip to New Mexico

It’s also true if you stop at “pedophile”.

*faceplant*

Exactly why Bsky needs to enable private accounts. I deleted my alt profile because I got tired of the incessant daily game of whack-a-mole blocking the predatory collectors.

What an utterly shitty thing to do! This is why I was forced to delete my alt/spicy account. Pics from there were showing up on certain Facebook pages.

Padanaram Village’s annual buoy tree

Two hands and a mouth, at your service 😈

Dunno which I wanna do first—plant my face in that pit, lay my head on your furry chest, or…😈

Haven’t started yet but it’s in my watchlist

This post is making me thirsty 😛

Last night was only the second time in my life I’ve witnessed the Aurora Borealis. Last pic courtesy of my neighbor.

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Bear Sized Bear Sized is more than just an online store—it’s a space where body positivity, queer culture, and expressive illustration come together. Most of the pieces in the shop features my original artwork, ...

And btw, here’s a shameless promo for my friend who designed that shirt:

www.bearsized.com

No Kings Boston October 18 highlights…turnout estimated at 100,000-150,000

Their Bronze Age mythology book has a body count.

A military coup in the US used to be a nightmare scenario. Now I think I’d be okay with it.

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Do you subscribe direct, or through your Apple account? Apple makes it very easy to cancel subscriptions (and restart them if ABC eventually comes to its senses).

Had to be a false flag operation. No leftist assassin has had such good marksmanship in decades.

With pleasure! Hope you’ll return the favor, stud! 💦💦💦

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Something I’d love to come across on a hike!

Gorn with the Wind 🦎💨