Sclarkeo

Taken a one-way trip to Scrantanamo Bay

Holibobs sounds too much like hobnobs, so I'm picturing something biscuity

What's your most hated phrase? The thing that, when someone utters it, it's like nails on a chalkboard.

I enjoyed it back in the day

[don’t mind me, just writing a new pinned post]

Lovely Lunch Hour is live on my twitch channel every weekday at 12:30pm UK time - just for an hour!

Nintendo-y games, silly talk and most importantly, LUNCHES

Hope to see you and your lunch there! 🥪

twitch.tv/EdinburghsNicestBoy ✨

At 11am UK time I will be fulfilling one of the charity stream rewards we absolutely smashed by playing Elden Ring (my first ever souls like)!
So if you love these games and it's interesting to you to watch a complete noob enter this world for the first time then come on by! twitch.tv/catsi_nook

This is TOMORROW. 7:30pm GMT. www.twitch.tv/sclarkeo Spread the word!!!!!;

Image by the incredible @catsinook.bsky.social

You may or may not know this, but at the end of the year for the past 3 years, I've hosted an End-Of-Year Quiz. Well, it's happening again. 29th Dec. 19:30 GMT. Get it diaried! www.twitch.tv/sclarkeo

My Top 5 Albums of 25:

1: Jacob Alon - In Limerance
2: Mogwai - The Bad Fire
3: Kathryn Joseph - We Were Made Prey
4: Anna Von Hausswolff: Iconoclasts
5: Jehnny Beth: You Heartbreaker, You

It's a phenomenal album and Kathryn is one of the best folk you'll ever meet or work with.

Was sad to see that Jacob Alon's debut record, In Limerance, has been totally missed this year in so many end of year lists. It's astonishing.

Same

Is this you announcing a tour?

This is your start-of-December reminder that the Quiz of the Year 2025 will be happening on the 29th December. 7:30pm Scottish time.

I cannot begin to tell yous how much yous need to be there. Good prizes. Excellent chat. Questionable questions.

Tomorrow!!! ✨

HELLO! I would like more people to be gifted drawings of their pets for Christmas this year, so I have 10 available slots, guaranteed digital file in time, any pet!
Email at catrogersart@gmail.com for your special, custom, human-made, silly drawing ✨
Shares appreciated!

Huge thanks for all the shares etc on my new calendar pals ❤️ this is the only place where the algo hasn't completely buried me because I have a new thing.

Hi pals my 2026 calendar is now up my shop! I worked really hard on this one and I’m really happy with it🐢 ✨

You bet your bottom dollar I bought a calendar and some stickers

Puff is just tenderising you, so you're ready for cooking xxx

AKA The Bottler (Bottle Awawdeh). Thank you.

Fine, I'll buy my own Wingspan and eat the pieces. Take that!

But, they look so...edible...

Those counters look far too much like sweets

I thought she kicked the Bucket years ago. Pun intended. RIP

RIP dyslexics

Wait, what?!

Sorry, but the SAY Award longlist is absolutely unreal this year. Jacob Alon, @mogwai.scot , @waltdisco.bsky.social, @hamishhawk.bsky.social, and @thejoyhotel.bsky.social. We ate so bloody well.

Scottish music is the fuckin best, man. Honestly.

We're also all sick...of your shite x

Ewww. What a stonking great seat count for Reform...