ShatteredNeedle🪡🧵

Oh they don't even get so far as putting mine on before they're like "OW! My eyes!!!" .... like maybe 6-inches from their own face before they're reeling and giving me my glasses back 😆😂

A handmade plushie of Jerry the black flamingo from Sleep Token wearing an ST necklace and sitting next to a pink flamingo plush.

Jerry is dripped OUT! Doing a double take at that cash flow😌💵

[ #sleeptoken #fanart #sleeptokenart #plushart #kawaiiart #artpost ]

25% off sale ends tomorrow!
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Plushies of the stamina vessel and heart container from Zelda Breath of the Wild. The stamina vessel is a light green almost tear drop shape, with circle designs in its golden casing. The heart container is a vibrant red, with more of a filigree design.

A plush Blupee, which is a light blue rabbit like creature with golden laurel antenna in place of ears.

A collection of plush sand seals, which are seals built to live in the desert instead of water. In the middle is Patricia with her pink hair bow.

A plush Lynel, which is a horned centaur like beast with a red mane of hair, wearing some simple leather armor and white leg wraps.

Breath of the Wild was released on this day in 2017. By far largest Zelda game, it introduced many new creatures like the Blupee and Sand Seals, alongside returning ones such as the Lynels and everyone's favorite little guy, the Korok!

#Zelda #Botw #BreathOfTheWild #PlushArtist

🚨Emergency Plush Commissions OPEN!🚨

I've been hit w/ some massive bills so I'm opening some slots for Custom Plush Commissions. The form will be monitored + requests answered daily. So long as the form is up, I will be open.

**Plushies will be started in July**

Link: forms.gle/cxyHuLiU1fcU...

I threw together a Pombon plush mini keychain. I had to share the love! In my sh0p if anyone is interested. 🔗in bio. 🔥🐶

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!! They ain't gonna do jackshit! Otherwise they wouldn't have allowed any of this nightmare to happen

Just as complicit as the looney bins running this chaotic shitshow

Am still dizzy....
But humidifiers are cleaned....
some stuff got shipped...

Need to ice my shoulder and stretch my legs before I sleep >.>;;;

😂 define "normal"

😂 my favorite scene in that movie

Well of course it's the one religi0n/cult/fanfict!on that's responsible for more deaths & violence than anything else on this planet combined

I want off this timeline

Abby normal brain in a jar

This is mine

Also, sorry your body is also borked

Never grow old.... it doesn't get better

That's fair.
I mean.... my neck pain was thanks to my male progenitor slamming me into a car (head first) as a kid
And my stomach issues go all the way back to kindergarten 💀💀💀💀

Excuse me for being 'colorful'

Tmw... am carded for contact cement....

My cranky old ass: Okay, what child did something stupid to need ID for glue? >.>

😂 i'm old!! My hips squeak! My back hurts for days if I even sleep wrong lol!!

..... Mid 40's 🫣

Pretty sure it's intentional.... all part of their plan to blow up the planet

Dizzy....and probably have a migraine happening
But I have to clean a humidifier

And find some boxes to ship things to friends lol

I can't find my tiny violin in the sea of my pocket lint

Guess who just got hit with a $2k bill that has wiped out all their savings 🫠

Positive: I dont have to worry about those 44 standees anymore 🙃

So would anyone be interested in a plush commission with a few month wait time? I'm opening a few slots. Please dm me if you're interested

Fake Godzilla tearing it's own face off

Fake Godzilla. art by me.

A handmade pink Scorbunny plushie keychain.

The season of bunnies is upon us, time to break out the pastel Scorbunny plushie keychains🧺

[ #pokemonart #fanart #plushart #kawaiiart #pokemon #nintendo #artshop #artpost ]

Have you ever seen a more majestic creature? 🐎

[ #plushart #sewingpattern #horse ]

#winsomebolts 03/02/26

🤣 the shape!!! So round! So huggable!

And then they wonder why P0C countries hate them

I'm trying to stop/unlearn this 💀

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