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do meh. not meth.

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Tom Lehrer, Influential Song Satirist With a Cult Following, Dead at 97 Tom Lehrer, the song satirist whose darkly comic lyrics gained a cult following decades after he stopped making music, has died at the age of 97.

Alas, he has passed.

www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

29.07.2025 09:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TimeCube?

08.07.2025 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 26.05.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who’s ready for Pope Pius XIII?

21.04.2025 10:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s worth the effort, though.

04.04.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I get it. But I’m kind of a chaotic person and people say things that are similar to β€œI honestly didn’t know someone could break so many things in so many directions all at once” more often than I’d care to admit.

I’ve just found that using the chaotic energy for good takes more planning.

04.04.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It takes a lot more planning.

04.04.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

In THIS economy?!?

03.04.2025 10:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There was one parked near a rural bus stop I was at. Everyone was waiting quietly until someone pointed out the CyberTruck.

Then they talked about the things they would need a truck for and how that thing can’t do any of it.

I think that thing has the power to unite almost everyone.

10.03.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Red Shadow  (Economics Rock & Roll Band) - Stagflation
YouTube video by brandnewspeedo Red Shadow (Economics Rock & Roll Band) - Stagflation

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25.02.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine claiming you’re being gaslit for not being presented with a participation trophy.

20.02.2025 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Perhaps he wanted a convincing story to share where CLBC didn’t drop the ball but his staff told him they’d need at least a week to come up with one.

20.02.2025 08:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Against the charitable gesture there is no defence, that I know of. You sink your head, you put out your hands all trembling a twined together and you say, Thank you, thank you kind lady. 

To him who has nothing it is forbidden not to relish filth.

Samuel Beckett, from Molloy

Against the charitable gesture there is no defence, that I know of. You sink your head, you put out your hands all trembling a twined together and you say, Thank you, thank you kind lady. To him who has nothing it is forbidden not to relish filth. Samuel Beckett, from Molloy

19.02.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a picture of a man with the words that 's pretty devastating ALT: a picture of a man with the words that 's pretty devastating
03.02.2025 06:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Name one fact in that stupid book.

03.02.2025 06:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

True. We serve as a good foil for β€œThe Great Satan” but we’re not actually much better. We’re just quieter.

03.02.2025 06:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump will probably make a big announcement that he’s pulling out just so he can say something like:

β€œThey’re just some four-eyed loser now.”

03.02.2025 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But would you sell any?

25.01.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, this means that Conservatives are now stuck with warehouses of useless β€œFuck Trudeau” merch.

06.01.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep. It’s all kayfabe now.

03.01.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Things happened this year.

At least Tom Lehrer is still alive.

01.01.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there an actual number? Is it higher than zero?

29.11.2024 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Make Blocks Personal Again.

29.11.2024 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

29.11.2024 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 41037    πŸ” 11180    πŸ’¬ 522    πŸ“Œ 418

I’d respond to them as if they said something else completely. Or respond only with questions. Or adapt some other improv game you’d see on β€œWho’s Line is it Anyways?”

Don’t bother acknowledging what they’re actually saying. They don’t care what their words mean anyways.

15.11.2024 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will keep saying, get your ducks in a row for what might come for your family and community with this administration.

Think about what you wish you'd had in place when COVID hit, and have that.

Think about what you would want if water wasn't safe, if power went out for an extended period, etc.

14.11.2024 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1734    πŸ” 449    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 43

Kinky Elmo can still happen if people want it bad enough

12.11.2024 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

MAGA folk are much easier to deal with if you take them literally.

11.11.2024 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw it when it came out and that was my take too.

08.11.2024 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really? I thought she kicked ass.

08.11.2024 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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