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future/yet to come is just a marshal in sunglasses who pokes her in the eye. okay.

12.11.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh good present is an equally as unhinged Australian pilot

12.11.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#hallmark made a christmas carol movie entirely on a plane (christmas above the clouds) and the ghost of christmas past is an unhinged flight attendant who pushed ella neezer (yes that's her name) out of a plane...millennial women who probably wrote this thank you

12.11.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

not naming #that man for disdain of giving him social media attention, but every time he makes a new character, the ocs i made when i was twelve become less embarrassing

11.11.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tweet saying "the concept of clark and lois having twins..." with an attached picture of Cynthia erivo tapping her head with long nails during an interview

Tweet saying "the concept of clark and lois having twins..." with an attached picture of Cynthia erivo tapping her head with long nails during an interview

Phillip Kennedy Johnson circa 2021 #superman:

11.11.2025 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

/hj

10.11.2025 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

some batfans will judge how writers portray detective work but couldn't even complete a nancy drew game without a walkthrough #batman

10.11.2025 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Bruce Wayne smiling softly in sparring headgear with a pink smiling heart next to him

Bruce Wayne smiling softly in sparring headgear with a pink smiling heart next to him

Literally the same thing #batman

06.11.2025 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

maybe jon would be better if his mother put him on a leash. we haven't tried that one enough. he can't be trusted /j

05.11.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

all this is because Jon never made a successful double papoose to put the twins in as an unhealthy way to portray his desire to protect his family above all else that goes beyond rational thinking

he gets this from Lois who would do the same, but get a leash for Jon #superman

05.11.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Journal entry written in light blue ink on aged paper

He (Bruce) said the fight on Earth against Kryl-Ux and the Warzoons would take every tool and weapon we have, and that we can't spare those seeds. I've never been as pissed at Bruce as right then. My kids (underlined) are missing, and Bruce expects me to sit on the bench while Jon, Conner, Kara, and the (cut off) do the heavy lifting. Screw that

Journal entry written in light blue ink on aged paper He (Bruce) said the fight on Earth against Kryl-Ux and the Warzoons would take every tool and weapon we have, and that we can't spare those seeds. I've never been as pissed at Bruce as right then. My kids (underlined) are missing, and Bruce expects me to sit on the bench while Jon, Conner, Kara, and the (cut off) do the heavy lifting. Screw that

Journal entry written in light blue ink on aged paper. Partial image of Jimmy Olsen as a giant turtle on the side of text

And you (Clark) and the kids (twins) are together, right? That's what keeps me up at night. That you and the kids might've been separated somehow, and that they're out there without (underlined) you...god forbid without each other (both underlined) 

We just (underlined) got them trusting us. We'd almost got them to stop wrapping T-Shirts and sock chains around their wrists when they sleep. They can't lose that. They can't go back to how life was for them. They need us.

We're coming, Smallville. Intrepid reporters Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen are gonna find the truth. And we're gonna get all three of you home.

Journal entry written in light blue ink on aged paper. Partial image of Jimmy Olsen as a giant turtle on the side of text And you (Clark) and the kids (twins) are together, right? That's what keeps me up at night. That you and the kids might've been separated somehow, and that they're out there without (underlined) you...god forbid without each other (both underlined) We just (underlined) got them trusting us. We'd almost got them to stop wrapping T-Shirts and sock chains around their wrists when they sleep. They can't lose that. They can't go back to how life was for them. They need us. We're coming, Smallville. Intrepid reporters Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen are gonna find the truth. And we're gonna get all three of you home.

Lois and Twins crumbs today. pkj wrote this specifically for me /j

BUT SERIOUSLY THOSE ARE HER BABIES.

I'm destroyed. he did this because I asked him a question on twitter. I will never recover

From Adventures of #Superman The Book of El 3

05.11.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Journal entry written in light blue ink on aged paper

Half the League thinks Clark's dead (underlined), that Otho and Osul are dead, that Kryl-Ux disintegrated them or sent them to some other universe and now they're gone forever. It's like they never met him. As if being dead ever stopped him. As if being stuck in some other unvierse could keep SUPERMAN away. Clark never loved that name, but that IS what he is, and he'll come back to us.

Journal entry written in light blue ink on aged paper Half the League thinks Clark's dead (underlined), that Otho and Osul are dead, that Kryl-Ux disintegrated them or sent them to some other universe and now they're gone forever. It's like they never met him. As if being dead ever stopped him. As if being stuck in some other unvierse could keep SUPERMAN away. Clark never loved that name, but that IS what he is, and he'll come back to us.

Actually funny as hell to me in the Journal of Lois Lane that half the league think Otho and Osul are dead. Children we've never seen like 98% of them meet on-page

"yeah idk those kids, but they're probably dead"

//From Adventures of Superman: The Book of El 3 #superman

05.11.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Superman, angry: You're lying! Let me see them!

Superman, angry: You're lying! Let me see them!

he loves his babies so much. this is mean #superman

Adventures of Superman: The Book of El 3

05.11.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image TW: Disturbing

Unknown Pony who has lost skin and hair with red glowing eyes that are completely black and sunken in otherwise, a broken twisted neck, and too many fanged teeth.

TW: Disturbing Unknown Pony who has lost skin and hair with red glowing eyes that are completely black and sunken in otherwise, a broken twisted neck, and too many fanged teeth.

TW: disturbing/injury

Pinkie Pie with deep sunken black eyes with the whites showing too clearly, a stretched out fanged smile, and a twisted broken neck

TW: disturbing/injury Pinkie Pie with deep sunken black eyes with the whites showing too clearly, a stretched out fanged smile, and a twisted broken neck

TW for blood/gore

Fluttershy with elongated, boney limbs with a smiling titan mouth, semi-realistic eyes, and organs spilling out of her stomach

TW for blood/gore Fluttershy with elongated, boney limbs with a smiling titan mouth, semi-realistic eyes, and organs spilling out of her stomach

this may be niche but why is absolute joker giving my little pony infection au?? #absolutebatman #mylittlepony

TW: disturbing imagery of my little ponies

05.11.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oomf rereading warworld and reminding me they never had toys before

THEY DIDN'T HAVE TOYS 😭

05.11.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

everyone in this town is extremely dedicated to delivering messages that their ancestors told them too. does anything happen in rhode island?

04.11.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i love hallmark just glazing over moral conundrums because it's christmas everything is fine

04.11.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ok the considering staying in present time part of time travel is really ignoring the like hundreds that will die without the charity if it's not set up in 1906

04.11.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

annoying oomf until they reads warworld saga has finally worked. success

any of you who haven't will be next /lh

04.11.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"people just use the internet to argue with strangers" well...

04.11.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"how does one milk an oat" so many time travel cliches

04.11.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"they (2025 people) seem liberated"
"that's...debatable"

04.11.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

mildly ruining this man's life. best part of hallmark movies

04.11.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

cliche obsessed with women wearing pants. exactly as it should be

04.11.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hallmark time. a girl who is about to time travel is disappointing her father because she cares about poor people

perfect #hallmark

04.11.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

that's what should be done, but it's like every day i open a comment section or see someone posting self-flagellation rituals while their mutuals tell them they're "the only acceptable [insert character] fan"

how is that not weird to some of y'all

03.11.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

like there was one time where I kinda experienced this. not too bad, just jokes that got out of hand and i simply said "hey I wanna be able to talk about my fav with you guys and this stuff is bumming me out, can we chill?" and we talked like people and they apologized.

03.11.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ngl i kinda don't get being mutuals/friends with people who like really hate your fav. like obviously not everyone has to like everything, but if you can't talk to others about your fav then what is the point? if someone can't talk about your fav without going on a hate rant..go

03.11.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

who's submitting texts to the unsent project with the colors i associated with my OCs

they're mine now

03.11.2025 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
From left to right Red Hood, Tim Drake Robin, Nightwing, Damian Wayne Robin swinging on grappling hooks together through Gotham

Bruce, emo-ly: Some nights I watch them and wonder...if they're here...

From left to right Red Hood, Tim Drake Robin, Nightwing, Damian Wayne Robin swinging on grappling hooks together through Gotham Bruce, emo-ly: Some nights I watch them and wonder...if they're here...

ignore bruce being emo this is kinda cute #batman

31.10.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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