future/yet to come is just a marshal in sunglasses who pokes her in the eye. okay.
12.11.2025 00:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@nonbinarydetective.bsky.social
future/yet to come is just a marshal in sunglasses who pokes her in the eye. okay.
12.11.2025 00:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0oh good present is an equally as unhinged Australian pilot
12.11.2025 00:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0#hallmark made a christmas carol movie entirely on a plane (christmas above the clouds) and the ghost of christmas past is an unhinged flight attendant who pushed ella neezer (yes that's her name) out of a plane...millennial women who probably wrote this thank you
12.11.2025 00:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0not naming #that man for disdain of giving him social media attention, but every time he makes a new character, the ocs i made when i was twelve become less embarrassing
11.11.2025 22:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tweet saying "the concept of clark and lois having twins..." with an attached picture of Cynthia erivo tapping her head with long nails during an interview
Phillip Kennedy Johnson circa 2021 #superman:
11.11.2025 04:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0/hj
10.11.2025 05:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0some batfans will judge how writers portray detective work but couldn't even complete a nancy drew game without a walkthrough #batman
10.11.2025 05:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Bruce Wayne smiling softly in sparring headgear with a pink smiling heart next to him
Literally the same thing #batman
06.11.2025 04:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0maybe jon would be better if his mother put him on a leash. we haven't tried that one enough. he can't be trusted /j
05.11.2025 19:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0all this is because Jon never made a successful double papoose to put the twins in as an unhealthy way to portray his desire to protect his family above all else that goes beyond rational thinking
he gets this from Lois who would do the same, but get a leash for Jon #superman
Journal entry written in light blue ink on aged paper He (Bruce) said the fight on Earth against Kryl-Ux and the Warzoons would take every tool and weapon we have, and that we can't spare those seeds. I've never been as pissed at Bruce as right then. My kids (underlined) are missing, and Bruce expects me to sit on the bench while Jon, Conner, Kara, and the (cut off) do the heavy lifting. Screw that
Journal entry written in light blue ink on aged paper. Partial image of Jimmy Olsen as a giant turtle on the side of text And you (Clark) and the kids (twins) are together, right? That's what keeps me up at night. That you and the kids might've been separated somehow, and that they're out there without (underlined) you...god forbid without each other (both underlined) We just (underlined) got them trusting us. We'd almost got them to stop wrapping T-Shirts and sock chains around their wrists when they sleep. They can't lose that. They can't go back to how life was for them. They need us. We're coming, Smallville. Intrepid reporters Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen are gonna find the truth. And we're gonna get all three of you home.
Lois and Twins crumbs today. pkj wrote this specifically for me /j
BUT SERIOUSLY THOSE ARE HER BABIES.
I'm destroyed. he did this because I asked him a question on twitter. I will never recover
From Adventures of #Superman The Book of El 3
Journal entry written in light blue ink on aged paper Half the League thinks Clark's dead (underlined), that Otho and Osul are dead, that Kryl-Ux disintegrated them or sent them to some other universe and now they're gone forever. It's like they never met him. As if being dead ever stopped him. As if being stuck in some other unvierse could keep SUPERMAN away. Clark never loved that name, but that IS what he is, and he'll come back to us.
Actually funny as hell to me in the Journal of Lois Lane that half the league think Otho and Osul are dead. Children we've never seen like 98% of them meet on-page
"yeah idk those kids, but they're probably dead"
//From Adventures of Superman: The Book of El 3 #superman
Superman, angry: You're lying! Let me see them!
he loves his babies so much. this is mean #superman
Adventures of Superman: The Book of El 3
TW: Disturbing Unknown Pony who has lost skin and hair with red glowing eyes that are completely black and sunken in otherwise, a broken twisted neck, and too many fanged teeth.
TW: disturbing/injury Pinkie Pie with deep sunken black eyes with the whites showing too clearly, a stretched out fanged smile, and a twisted broken neck
TW for blood/gore Fluttershy with elongated, boney limbs with a smiling titan mouth, semi-realistic eyes, and organs spilling out of her stomach
this may be niche but why is absolute joker giving my little pony infection au?? #absolutebatman #mylittlepony
TW: disturbing imagery of my little ponies
oomf rereading warworld and reminding me they never had toys before
THEY DIDN'T HAVE TOYS π
everyone in this town is extremely dedicated to delivering messages that their ancestors told them too. does anything happen in rhode island?
04.11.2025 03:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i love hallmark just glazing over moral conundrums because it's christmas everything is fine
04.11.2025 02:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0ok the considering staying in present time part of time travel is really ignoring the like hundreds that will die without the charity if it's not set up in 1906
04.11.2025 02:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0annoying oomf until they reads warworld saga has finally worked. success
any of you who haven't will be next /lh
"people just use the internet to argue with strangers" well...
04.11.2025 00:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"how does one milk an oat" so many time travel cliches
04.11.2025 00:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"they (2025 people) seem liberated"
"that's...debatable"
mildly ruining this man's life. best part of hallmark movies
04.11.2025 00:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0cliche obsessed with women wearing pants. exactly as it should be
04.11.2025 00:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0hallmark time. a girl who is about to time travel is disappointing her father because she cares about poor people
perfect #hallmark
that's what should be done, but it's like every day i open a comment section or see someone posting self-flagellation rituals while their mutuals tell them they're "the only acceptable [insert character] fan"
how is that not weird to some of y'all
like there was one time where I kinda experienced this. not too bad, just jokes that got out of hand and i simply said "hey I wanna be able to talk about my fav with you guys and this stuff is bumming me out, can we chill?" and we talked like people and they apologized.
03.11.2025 23:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0ngl i kinda don't get being mutuals/friends with people who like really hate your fav. like obviously not everyone has to like everything, but if you can't talk to others about your fav then what is the point? if someone can't talk about your fav without going on a hate rant..go
03.11.2025 23:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0who's submitting texts to the unsent project with the colors i associated with my OCs
they're mine now
From left to right Red Hood, Tim Drake Robin, Nightwing, Damian Wayne Robin swinging on grappling hooks together through Gotham Bruce, emo-ly: Some nights I watch them and wonder...if they're here...
ignore bruce being emo this is kinda cute #batman
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