Lemme guess: Call Her Daddy
05.03.2026 05:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Lemme guess: Call Her Daddy
05.03.2026 05:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0They killed 180 children and their teachers in a double-tap strike on a school. The girls were 7 to 12 years old.
05.03.2026 04:33 β π 4109 π 1696 π¬ 94 π 28If you wanna know whatβs in my head 24/sevs, itβs little nonsense mantras like βThe sexuality of pussy is beyond reputeβ
05.03.2026 04:37 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jon Fetterman serving cunt? The answer might surprise you
04.03.2026 23:42 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0GIT OUT OF MY SWAMP!!!
04.03.2026 23:42 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βYou gotta be shitting meβ - a bossy turd in my butt rn
04.03.2026 18:46 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0text of official creative commons license: "Jon's cardamom joke Β© 2026 by Jon Bois is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International"
i just bought some cardamom at the store. they didnβt ask to see my driver's license since iβm a father
04.03.2026 18:41 β π 1764 π 186 π¬ 19 π 2
I discovered something that just nauseated me to my core today - Polymarket has a huge number of bets running on climate impacts and disasters
An entirely new flavour of disaster capitalism
Over the past year, every single time one of the apps or services I use suddenly became less reliable and more buggy, I never have to look far for the "Claude is amazing and now writes most of my code" post for the devs involved.
04.03.2026 10:46 β π 1937 π 696 π¬ 18 π 16I am so sorry. What a sweetie!
04.03.2026 14:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Magnifbranscent news!
04.03.2026 05:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I donβt know how to use chatgpt etc but I imagine itβs going to a website and typing βoh no what groceries do I buy please tell me false god for I am so weak I cannot go onβ as your brain atrophies and leaks out of your ears from disuse and the machine is like βbuy eggs milk bread and a horseβ
27.02.2026 13:29 β π 2153 π 679 π¬ 20 π 0Weekend at Ianβs
04.03.2026 01:13 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles Itβs 3am in a Dubai club right now and the place is alive. You canβt beat this city. The image is the most depressing thing you've ever seen - three nondescript club employees in yellow polo shirts and white slacks holding sparklers and wrapped bottles. Everybody looks miserable.
sir this is a Best Buy and we're going to have to ask you to leave, you're scaring the associates
02.03.2026 16:36 β π 671 π 37 π¬ 13 π 12Peepee & poopoo are my opps #DiaperGang
04.03.2026 00:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this shit is driving me insane. OpenAI sucks don't get me wrong but Anthropic quite literally supports and provides software for the war in Iran. They are monetizing death and destruction. OpenAI's dumbass strategy of "rushing in to take Anthropic's business" allowed Dario Amodei to lie!
04.03.2026 00:04 β π 328 π 56 π¬ 7 π 2Brutus_vore_fetish_art-I-βEt-tu-muchβ.gif
03.03.2026 19:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Hey drumpf
Ayatollah Yunatuβ!
NEW YouGov poll: Abolishing ICE is now at a *record high* level of support in the United States 50% support 39% oppose Independents are now +17 on abolishing ICE Moderates +6 23% of Republicans now support abolishing ICE
NEW YouGov poll:
Abolishing ICE is now at a *record high* level of support in the United States
50% support
39% oppose
Independents are now +17 on abolishing ICE
Moderates +6
23% of Republicans now support abolishing ICE
Jamb of Juice
03.03.2026 19:36 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What if he was using those PEDs to treat Juricktile dysfunction?
03.03.2026 19:26 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0YIMBYs are lying to you. They want to make your life and city worse for no reason other than to enrich themselves. Developer density is not a solution to housing prices. Socialism is. #PHIMBY #SHIMBY
03.03.2026 15:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sarah Palin explozed bernie sanders plans to slash military to fund socialist agenda
7 years ago todayβ¦
03.03.2026 15:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I donβt care what Israel is. I only care that it ends.
03.03.2026 06:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jamie Bonk-a-witch
03.03.2026 06:57 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
So as the USA and Israel continue to bomb civilians, hospitals, schools etc across the middle east, letβs think ahead a bit.
If, heaven forbid, thereβs ever another terrorist attack in the USA related to that region, can we please skip the fake-innocent WHY DO THEY HATE US shit this time??
America is bastante malo lowkey
03.03.2026 04:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What the
03.03.2026 04:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah I read the news. MaddowBlog, mainly
03.03.2026 04:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0