Magnifbranscent news!
04.03.2026 05:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Magnifbranscent news!
04.03.2026 05:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I donβt know how to use chatgpt etc but I imagine itβs going to a website and typing βoh no what groceries do I buy please tell me false god for I am so weak I cannot go onβ as your brain atrophies and leaks out of your ears from disuse and the machine is like βbuy eggs milk bread and a horseβ
27.02.2026 13:29 β π 1479 π 407 π¬ 20 π 0Weekend at Ianβs
04.03.2026 01:13 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles Itβs 3am in a Dubai club right now and the place is alive. You canβt beat this city. The image is the most depressing thing you've ever seen - three nondescript club employees in yellow polo shirts and white slacks holding sparklers and wrapped bottles. Everybody looks miserable.
sir this is a Best Buy and we're going to have to ask you to leave, you're scaring the associates
02.03.2026 16:36 β π 649 π 35 π¬ 13 π 12Peepee & poopoo are my opps #DiaperGang
04.03.2026 00:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this shit is driving me insane. OpenAI sucks don't get me wrong but Anthropic quite literally supports and provides software for the war in Iran. They are monetizing death and destruction. OpenAI's dumbass strategy of "rushing in to take Anthropic's business" allowed Dario Amodei to lie!
04.03.2026 00:04 β π 304 π 50 π¬ 7 π 2Brutus_vore_fetish_art-I-βEt-tu-muchβ.gif
03.03.2026 19:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Hey drumpf
Ayatollah Yunatuβ!
NEW YouGov poll: Abolishing ICE is now at a *record high* level of support in the United States 50% support 39% oppose Independents are now +17 on abolishing ICE Moderates +6 23% of Republicans now support abolishing ICE
NEW YouGov poll:
Abolishing ICE is now at a *record high* level of support in the United States
50% support
39% oppose
Independents are now +17 on abolishing ICE
Moderates +6
23% of Republicans now support abolishing ICE
Jamb of Juice
03.03.2026 19:36 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What if he was using those PEDs to treat Juricktile dysfunction?
03.03.2026 19:26 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0YIMBYs are lying to you. They want to make your life and city worse for no reason other than to enrich themselves. Developer density is not a solution to housing prices. Socialism is. #PHIMBY #SHIMBY
03.03.2026 15:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sarah Palin explozed bernie sanders plans to slash military to fund socialist agenda
7 years ago todayβ¦
03.03.2026 15:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I donβt care what Israel is. I only care that it ends.
03.03.2026 06:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jamie Bonk-a-witch
03.03.2026 06:57 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
So as the USA and Israel continue to bomb civilians, hospitals, schools etc across the middle east, letβs think ahead a bit.
If, heaven forbid, thereβs ever another terrorist attack in the USA related to that region, can we please skip the fake-innocent WHY DO THEY HATE US shit this time??
America is bastante malo lowkey
03.03.2026 04:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What the
03.03.2026 04:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah I read the news. MaddowBlog, mainly
03.03.2026 04:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
XAVIER: Stand down, Erik! We must avoid violence!
MAGNETO: The violence began long before us, friend. Now choose which of your new recruits will feel the deadly power of MAGNETISM.
NOTEPAD: Professor, I will save his remarks as an unformatted .txt file!
XAVIER: (in Magneto's head) I choose Notepad.
it's not as though this country was ever "good," but evangelicals have really done a number on it since the 70s
03.03.2026 03:09 β π 93 π 9 π¬ 2 π 3All your faves are pedophiles. How does it feel to basically be the same thing as a Trump cuck
03.03.2026 00:53 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
* to the tune of uptown girl by Billy Joel*
Epstein files
The eliteβs a bunch of pedophiles
The whistleblowers always seem to die οΏΌ
I bet the President can tell you why
Though heβll deny
Gorgeous and lovely. Thank you for a glimpse of his beauty.
03.03.2026 00:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
TANKIE:
Theory
Analysis
Nous
Knowledge
Intellect
Expertise
The Internets are full of Sickos these days ...
@theoddkepple.bsky.social
Bill and Epstein
She is defending this man do you understand that βsocialistβ
02.03.2026 22:33 β π 40 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0RIP King π
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