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Neither grower nor shower, but some secret third thing.

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Lemme guess: Call Her Daddy

05.03.2026 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They killed 180 children and their teachers in a double-tap strike on a school. The girls were 7 to 12 years old.

05.03.2026 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4109    πŸ” 1696    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 28

If you wanna know what’s in my head 24/sevs, it’s little nonsense mantras like β€œThe sexuality of pussy is beyond repute”

05.03.2026 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jon Fetterman serving cunt? The answer might surprise you

04.03.2026 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GIT OUT OF MY SWAMP!!!

04.03.2026 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œYou gotta be shitting me” - a bossy turd in my butt rn

04.03.2026 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
text of official creative commons license: "Jon's cardamom joke Β© 2026 by Jon Bois is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International"

text of official creative commons license: "Jon's cardamom joke Β© 2026 by Jon Bois is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International"

i just bought some cardamom at the store. they didn’t ask to see my driver's license since i’m a father

04.03.2026 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1764    πŸ” 186    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 2

I discovered something that just nauseated me to my core today - Polymarket has a huge number of bets running on climate impacts and disasters

An entirely new flavour of disaster capitalism

04.03.2026 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 528    πŸ” 210    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 17

Over the past year, every single time one of the apps or services I use suddenly became less reliable and more buggy, I never have to look far for the "Claude is amazing and now writes most of my code" post for the devs involved.

04.03.2026 10:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1937    πŸ” 696    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 16

I am so sorry. What a sweetie!

04.03.2026 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Magnifbranscent news!

04.03.2026 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know how to use chatgpt etc but I imagine it’s going to a website and typing β€œoh no what groceries do I buy please tell me false god for I am so weak I cannot go on” as your brain atrophies and leaks out of your ears from disuse and the machine is like β€œbuy eggs milk bread and a horse”

27.02.2026 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2153    πŸ” 679    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 0

Weekend at Ian’s

04.03.2026 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Ian Miles Cheong
@ianmiles
It’s 3am in a Dubai club right now and the place is alive. You can’t beat this city.
The image is the most depressing thing you've ever seen - three nondescript club employees in yellow polo shirts and white slacks holding sparklers and wrapped bottles. Everybody looks miserable.

Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles It’s 3am in a Dubai club right now and the place is alive. You can’t beat this city. The image is the most depressing thing you've ever seen - three nondescript club employees in yellow polo shirts and white slacks holding sparklers and wrapped bottles. Everybody looks miserable.

sir this is a Best Buy and we're going to have to ask you to leave, you're scaring the associates

02.03.2026 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 671    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 12

Peepee & poopoo are my opps #DiaperGang

04.03.2026 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this shit is driving me insane. OpenAI sucks don't get me wrong but Anthropic quite literally supports and provides software for the war in Iran. They are monetizing death and destruction. OpenAI's dumbass strategy of "rushing in to take Anthropic's business" allowed Dario Amodei to lie!

04.03.2026 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 328    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

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03.03.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey drumpf

Ayatollah Yunatu’!

03.03.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
NEW YouGov poll:
Abolishing ICE is now at a *record high* level of support in the United States

50% support
39% oppose

Independents are now +17 on abolishing ICE
Moderates +6

23% of Republicans now support abolishing ICE

NEW YouGov poll: Abolishing ICE is now at a *record high* level of support in the United States 50% support 39% oppose Independents are now +17 on abolishing ICE Moderates +6 23% of Republicans now support abolishing ICE

NEW YouGov poll:
Abolishing ICE is now at a *record high* level of support in the United States

50% support
39% oppose

Independents are now +17 on abolishing ICE
Moderates +6

23% of Republicans now support abolishing ICE

03.03.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1691    πŸ” 493    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 102

Jamb of Juice

03.03.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What if he was using those PEDs to treat Juricktile dysfunction?

03.03.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YIMBYs are lying to you. They want to make your life and city worse for no reason other than to enrich themselves. Developer density is not a solution to housing prices. Socialism is. #PHIMBY #SHIMBY

03.03.2026 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sarah Palin explozed bernie sanders plans to slash military to fund socialist agenda

Sarah Palin explozed bernie sanders plans to slash military to fund socialist agenda

7 years ago today…

03.03.2026 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
03.03.2026 07:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t care what Israel is. I only care that it ends.

03.03.2026 06:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jamie Bonk-a-witch

03.03.2026 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So as the USA and Israel continue to bomb civilians, hospitals, schools etc across the middle east, let’s think ahead a bit.

If, heaven forbid, there’s ever another terrorist attack in the USA related to that region, can we please skip the fake-innocent WHY DO THEY HATE US shit this time??

03.03.2026 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 702    πŸ” 124    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 4

America is bastante malo lowkey

03.03.2026 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What the

03.03.2026 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I read the news. MaddowBlog, mainly

03.03.2026 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0