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‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:

“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”

Me at the @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social show in Denver tonight every time he lifted his arms to touch the ceiling and his slutty little midriff was revealed.

"I passed out three times, but your cinnamon sticks are ready"
#via313

3 panel comic Panel 1: A desperate, panicking Blue Guy screams into his phone: Come Quickly! The AI companies are in trouble! Panel 2: A Pink Guy, also on the phone, replies: Oh Shit! I’m on my way! Panel 3: Pink Guy is relaxing in his living room, having a lovely cup of tea. He has no intention of going to help save the AI sinking slop ship.

me when the AI bubble bursts

graphic in the mamdani font/colors saying: CALL YOUR SENATORS and TELL THEM NO SHUTDOWN DEAL WITHOUT ACA FUNDING 202-224-3121

Find your senators at reps.fyi or call 202-224-3121

The words "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE" placed over David Lynch's face (a still from TWIN PEAKS THE RETURN).

I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.

You: Don't count your chickens before they hatch
Me: Don't go counting your sperms before you shoot

I just watched Kimbap Demon Fisters and really enjoyed it

If you’re in line to piss on Dick Cheney’s corpse, stay in line!!

Nut Nut Nutnutnut

No Not November

Maybe in 2026 people will finally learn to just block hateful bigots instead of interacting with their content and give them exactly the attention they crave.

The duality of my notifications list is unparalleled

Hey so if you're celebrating the fact that people are not getting food stamps then you're a cancer on this nation, nay - this world - and it would be better if you were dead.

The Lorax has definitely become the go-to "look at me, I'm so funny and quirky" costume

Wait hold on, that bone sword IS massive! And so durable 😍

I'm not familiar with Locked Tomb, but pulling out your bone sword sure is one way to get the job 😂😅
I'm rooting for you!

My green flag is that if I see an attractive person come across my FYP I check their profile and if it says "Jesus is King" I block them instead of thirsting

A tweet by Mark Kretschmann showing two photos of the xAI office on Grokipedia release day. The office is filled with small camping tents set up between desks and along hallways, suggesting that engineers have been sleeping there while working late. The caption notes it’s early morning and the engineers are still in their tents, joking that a good night’s sleep does wonders.

Absolutely obsessed with framing your employees sleeping on the floor as a humble brag

“Look how hard my team works” no dude you’re just bad at project management.

Competent companies ship products without cosplaying being homeless

Are boomers ALWAYS talking about the younger generation or do they see someone younger than them and immediately start bitching about us?

Seeing as most Republicans are 70-1,100 is it surprising that they see 28-35 year olds as young?

When I become president I am going to mandate the death penalty for anyone who leaves their trash on public transport.

I think it's easy to draw a direct connection between lead based products and the boomer stare; and lead based vapes and the Gen z stare.

A Brief History of Men are Becoming Less Manly

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Ran over a forking screw on my way to the gym. Good thing I didn't take pre workout before leaving.
Another expense on top of the PS5 breaking and needing to be sent in for repairs and the washer/dryer being replaced because the old ones were hot garbage (and also leaking water all over the floor)

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

Honestly, Silent Hill f is amazing. Everything is just like the old games, but slightly 'askew' (if that makes sense). It's like the original 4 games but filtered through a different lense. I think this was konami's intention when they originally disbanded Team Silent and licenced it out.

Pokemon gym leader Nessa with a disgusted face, saying "oh, you're transphobic? ew"

Bluesky vibe check