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@seafloorscott.bsky.social

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189 Followers  |  61 Following  |  86 Posts  |  Joined: 21.02.2025  |  2.2965

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I mistook this for @nytpitchbot.bsky.social The boundaries have all disappeared.

01.11.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This putting of everything on a waffle is destroying society. However your burrito may save our nation.

29.10.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice, a triple header freight. Nothing better than a gravel ride to de stress.

23.10.2025 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Miss you all! Stay strong.

21.10.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This one made me chuckle a bit.

19.10.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah but the deli sandwiches are to die for

09.10.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is going to be highly cited, I predict

07.10.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a really interesting project, I can verify.

06.10.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe it's "Imperial Porphyry" since it is Egyptian?

06.10.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

10 years?! But you look no older now. Happy aluminum anniversary. No seriously, aluminum so I guess a six pack?

03.10.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

At least it's for a good cause, fighting to preserve access to healthcare! Stay strong

01.10.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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NSF Graduate Research Fellowship Program (GRFP)

New: After a long wait, the GRFP solicitation is live! Deadlines have been extended to early November, so applicants have a bit over a month to submit. www.nsf.gov/funding/oppo...

26.09.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 113    πŸ” 106    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 13
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NSF Graduate Research Fellowship Program (GRFP)

For those anxiously awaiting it: the NSF GRFP solicitation is out, with a November 14 deadline for Geoscience applicants: www.nsf.gov/funding/oppo...

26.09.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Irruption eruption. Spelling is important!

23.09.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fujitastic image! Worth a repost

17.09.2025 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All these intellectual sophomores. Where are the adults? I've read William Golding and there are none as cruel as a man-child.

17.09.2025 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Veni, vere, vici. Beautiful ceramics and Italian ice

14.09.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@theonion.com beat at their own game!

12.09.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An open door leading to the reefer of the Gulf Coast Repository with core sections stacked in shelves.

An open door leading to the reefer of the Gulf Coast Repository with core sections stacked in shelves.

🚨Job alert
Want to know what’s behind these doors? TAMU’s Gulf Coast Repository is looking for a Curatorial Specialist to support the GCR on shore & who will be sailing on expeditions operated by the Scientific Ocean Drilling Coordinating Office (SODCO).
tamus.wd1.myworkdayjobs.com/System-wide_...

26.08.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent It was a sharp rebuke to the prosecutors who are dealing with the fallout from President Trump’s move to send National Guard troops and federal agents into Washington.

Breaking News: Prosecutors failed to secure an indictment against a man who threw a sandwich at a federal agent in Washington, D.C., people familiar with the matter said.

27.08.2025 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 513    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 96

Also, geologically true if you are from any of the other continents. Europeans are coming for you one way or another

25.08.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oooh can I get educated about "scientific integrity" by a bunch of lawyers? Srsly the implications of this are staggering

23.08.2025 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The world thanks you for contributing a bunny pic. We all needed it.

20.08.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Improved environmental monitoring is essential to regulate deep-seabed mining - Nature Reviews Biodiversity The environmental effects of deep-seabed mining can only be managed within acceptable limits if they are effectively monitored. To achieve this for deep-seabed mining in international waters, four cri...

🚨 New article out in #Nature: The #InternationalSeabedAuthority is nowhere ready to monitor #DeepSeaMining. πŸŒŠβš’οΈ

The #ISA regulations are not even in beta testing mode. Meanwhile, industry is already at the starting line. πŸ•³οΈβš‘ Yet, history tells us: Lets not make this up as we go. πŸ“œπŸ” #DefendTheDeep

14.08.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Green glowing U glass with a fuzzy haired gremlin

Green glowing U glass with a fuzzy haired gremlin

Tucson antiques so I glass of course

10.08.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Breaking: NSF is suspending roughly 300 grants with UCLA, following a DOJ finding on Tuesday that the university violated Title VI by "creating a hostile educational environment for Jewish and Israeli students."

31.07.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 356    πŸ” 224    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 90

Robert had a semiqualitative assessment of the permanence of gold. Maybe an hour or so.

23.07.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There is nothing half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats. -Ratty said to Mole

21.07.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cannot believe I am reposting about IDC but that's what we have come down to now

18.07.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Easily the most powerful marketing message I have seen so far this year

15.07.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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