Hot dawg

The idea never fails. It's the execution that's lacking.

Or the interest.

Or the backlash.

Or the colour.

Basically, I would have made a fortune your honour. You know, if it wasn't for the fact I was too ahead of my time with the ballistic puppy cannon.

Stalingrad Sex Stallion; The apex of hope.

Free spirit

It's ok to want to be a Nascar Driver.

Two big secrets of life:

1) No one really gives a shit about what you do, up to a point, and that point usually involves invading their space or attention. You can use this to your advantage or obsess about to the point of having a complex. Both valid choices.

2) Binary choices are a lie.

I've been awake for 37 hours and all I've managed to do is make a mess, and angrily wait on a friend to message me if they want me to make a mask of my own face or not.

I hate the modern Internet, have you tried to watch the Goonies into today's day and age?

Filth.

That part in Back to the Future 2 with Doc connecting the wires to the Clocktower, but it's just connected to my Air Frier and its Feta Cheese puff pastry parcel night, baby!

Spent a hour photoshopping so it looks likemy friend is about to smash a rabbit with a hammer.
Artistic integrity be damned I'm using my powers for evil.

I have the moves like Jager: falling over myself, the colly wobbles, the slurred circles of regret...

"Hey Joey pull up that video of Gorilla Grod. Look at this, it's insane. You know how strong Gorilla Grod is, he could rip your arm out of it's socket in less than a second. They'll try to tell you Superman threw a 400 pound Gorilla with psychic powers through a building? There's no way. "

Sorry I meant to say: ➡️🔆💠🔳🫖🍰

It's a pictogram day!

Eating spoonful of Nutella is considered OK, but the moment I crack out the salt, you all go mental.

Pure talent

I mean, it's not like they're gambling with their own money. I have it on good authority the artist funded the whole endeavour just to paint it.

Solid advice

My collection of cursed cubes

Are you a Cunning Linguist?

"Who the fuck is Gabino?"

Way to insult a cherish author mother.

Cosmic clown, an unfinished short story about a Clown struggling with being lost in space. It had zero dialog and had an Alien Circus... there wasn't much plot and the ending sort of just happened with him succumbing to the vacuum of space.

Cthulu all up on those beans.

It's not new. Couple of years old at this point.

So I watched the Mario Bros movie a few days ago for fun (Dennis Hopper is having so much fun) and watched double Dragon in our Bizarro watch party yesterday.

Let me tell you, only me and Chris Meekings and I survived until the end, and I do not blame anyone for leaving.

Watching all the video game movies.... pray for me.

Broke ass bitch requires $3000 worth of Candles.

You have the equivalent of a spoons weight in plastic in your brain.

Get scoopin' !

That bit in Shrek where Fiona explodes a bird but she has a gun.

Boing boing