Chairman Ultra-Soft

People say they're looking for a freak, but they never mean someone who's translated all of Andrew Lloyd Webber's musicals into both Klingon and Elvish

I am the queen of the dance floor. Everyone is staring at me, giving me a wide berth because of the attention I command. I am a presence, an icon, and everyone is looking upon me with awe and reverence

Everyone else at the club:
That woman just shit her pants

The French language was a grift created by the ink lobby to add a bunch of letters to the ends of words that never even get pronounced