Tom Buttry

Sturgill Simpson

You swore you were finished with DIY projects after a pre-roll set your basement workshop alight and almost took the whole house down. But the kids got you into woodworking YouTube and you're now jury rigging your lathe to also mix epoxy.

i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”

It is high past time for the Democrats to go full-send on a rampaging, ferocious, fire and brimstone anti-corruption push.

The people thirst for it.

Friendly reminder that the NYT asked Ms Rachel if she was paid by Hamas.

*Staring into the abyss*

As the "age ain't nothing but a number" defense takes its course, this saga is going end up with a pardon of R. Kelly, isn't it?

Megyn Kelly saying she'd be fine with Trump touching a 15 year old is a wild thing to say out loud. Even in the MAGA world that's gonna arch the eyebrows of their more casual viewers

"This could take down Democrats, too."

I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.

Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.

Can we circle back to the part where the NY Times never disclosed that they have incriminating information on Donald Trump from sent by Epstein that's been sitting on their email servers for nearly a decade?

no see using these photos would be beneath the Times, which would never take material from a dubious source, unless it was, say, hacked documents showing that a guy born in Africa had put 'African-American' on his application form for a university he didn't get into. You know, something important.

The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.

Underrated part of billionaire emails. All their random bullshit and unintentional confessions are marked high importance. All of them are also the shittiest boss you've ever had.

Goddammit, is Aleve maga?

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

i think peter thiel should have his fortune stripped on the way to prison and everyone who worked at gawker in 2014-16 should get $100 million

QAnon: The powerful pedophiles have invented elaborate codes to secretly discuss their crimes that require decades of interpretation

Actual powerful pedophile: Hey Jeff hope this email find you well last week was great so when we meeting up to do pedophilia again

FROM: reporter@nytimes.com
TO: epstein@pedophile.com
SUBJECT: re: can you print these pictures of donald trump with underage women

hello jeffrey my friend. no for some reason

The Kremlin disguised a nearly $100 mn payment to Trump in the form of a brokered real estate deal... and both Jeffrey Epstein and William Pulte were involved in the deal. That's very interesting.

I feel like we're like one month away from something crazy or weird happening

a man with glasses is talking about arresting a husband and a wife for the same crime Alt: George Bluth from Arrested Development incorrectly whispering "They cannot arrest a husband and a wife for the same crime."

Admin Attorney Barry Zuckercorn: "It isn't evidence if it takes place in a classified setting."

I will march into gunfire for the candidate that treats million dollar white collar finance criminals like ICE treats nannies.

One horrific thing to me is that the president- a man who has gotten away with everything including literal murder up to this point- seems extremely nervous about anything regarding Epstein coming out. Like how bad does it have to be

You guys wanna see a dead body?

I maintain my position that white collar crime remains the most underprosecuted, and more vigilance on this would have saved us from at least two Trump presidencies before they happened. These guys are sloppy, they're just also stupidly intimidatingly rich. But not richer than the State.

We gotta have a clear term for people so cynical they become gullible.

I mean, a real solid would have been "Hey, we're about to drop a bomb that may make Trump desperate to negotiate / generate a positive headline," but that's just me...

The Dems need to walk and chew gum at the same time.

Are you running in a tough race in 26? Go ahead and focus on affordability. It's a winner and lets you run on something.

Are you in a safe seat / not up this cycle? Go on offense and refuse to let up on this until the regime crumbles.

start calling for investigations into bondi and patel as well, what did they know and when did they know it

For nearly a decade, Dems let right wingers smear them as pedophiles based on nothing and then spent four years in power and just sat on self-explanatory evidence of Trump being a pedophile who may well have been blackmailed by the world's most notorious sex trafficker / pedophile...

it's a real shame there wasn't just a Democratic president with control of federal law enforcement for 4 years, otherwise it would be pretty fuckin outrageous that he didn't find this