he/they/it/that thing/you/neos

ika shouts "You [censored]" (implied swear word) then it says sailor mouth has no filter at the bottom

blue side is catty. bit of a brat, likes to feel smarter than people. good hearted tho

Made a silly ENA oc bc I bought my friend a plush cat in a shark costume. Her name is Ika #art #ibispaint #fanart #digitalart #ENA #enajoelg #joelg #oc #enaoc

Forgot, 2025 thread <3

Revenge for @kharmacal.bsky.social

My attack for @kharmacal.bsky.social

#ArtFight | #ArtFight2025 | #Minecraft | #Enderman | #MinecraftOC | #StarryTigerArt

Don’tBleedOnTheSuits (known for vgm uploads such as the original #OFF soundtrack) is gone

Bullshit

DMs are open sorry abt that!!

Shit. Can you open your dms rq? I dont really have many social medias

buying stuff is SO fun but spending money isn’t 👎. that’s why i invented a FREE version. with your help, sharks, we can get Theft™️ into every shop in america

yeah my theory is that Fandom as it stands is largely a replacement for the gap a dwindling role religions otherwise fill in terms of deeply knowing a body of work + building up collective mythology + evangelizing

Free mystery crackship adopts!
#mlp #mlpcrackship #mlpcrackshipadopt #mlpadopt #mlpadopts #mlpfreeadopt #mlpfreeadopts

Free you say? 👀 if so, may i request 9F?

"May I have your name?" the faerie said.

"William," she said with a smile.

"Ah ah!" The faerie gave a wicked laugh. "I have your name! Now no-one will call you by it!"

"Thank you," she said.

"To win it back, you must- what?"

"I will find me a new one," she said, "one that suits me better."

You know, I don't have a problem with sexual harassment being something that permanently disqualifies someone from holding public office.

*flips chair around* You know who else was 33 and got excoriated by the papers of record in his day for trying to provide people with their basic human needs?

i don't think we should do any kinds of bombs anywhere

Nobody can satisfactorily define what a 'word' is. Or a 'language', for that matter.

For real if any of my death announcements refer to my "losing" a "battle" as though death is for losers only, I am going to come back as a ghost to specifically haunt and curse that person and make them lose everything they compete in forever and also sexually impotent

Incredible advice for summer.

"don't hate the player, hate the game" can't it be both? fuck monopoly and fuck you for making me play it

From The Archives: God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule

From The Archives: God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule
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cover my casket in cute stickers at the wake

when was the last time you felt even a little bit alive? heh, you got me there! dont worry, im sure something will come along soon

drew over this old meme ft my ocs #ocsky #shitpost #meme #sfwfurry #furry #artistsonbluesky

Rip dad

Calvin dressed as a noir detective, saying "Yeah. That's me, Tracer Bullet. I've got eight slugs in me. One's lead, and the rest are bourbon. The drink packs a wallop, and I pack a revolver. I'm a private eye."

I'll never get over how the best line in all of noir – "I've got eight slugs in me. One's lead, and the rest are bourbon" – doesn't come from Raymond Chandler or Dashiell Hammett, but Calvin and Hobbes

Anyone else noticing that email unsubscribe links just…don't work any more? I gotta report shit as spam if I want to stop getting it.

folks I've been tear gassed something like 200 times and maced at least fifty or so times. once i was soaked in mace to my underwear. ignore any neat scientific tricks people give you for beating this stuff

-Water for tear gas
-sudecon wipes for mace
-if no sudecon, wash mace with water

RT if you love boobs or if you think ICE should be abolished

I'd've framed it.