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Latest posts by turbofalcon.bsky.social on Bluesky

nice! in what field, or is it across the whole board? i only managed to get elite trading after grinding out a carrier

10.08.2025 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

feels like that takes the joy out of working with your hands

10.08.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's fucked how not normal people are around you. absolute freak behavior, and you've done literally nothing to deserve it. i hope that loser is as miserable as this paints them out to be.

10.08.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

skeets.

10.08.2025 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

took a while but... tool, or maynard james keenan specifically.

10.08.2025 11:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
little sampler/synth thingy with a buttplug attached

little sampler/synth thingy with a buttplug attached

09.08.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

we stan a baking king

09.08.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

consider the following; you're a bad communicator that can't effectively get your point across and you're also a fucking moron.

09.08.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

idk if you have a large caliber rifle and still get smoked by a cow you kind of deserved it

rip bozo

09.08.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

an engineering/baking disaster for real

09.08.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh fuck me where have these been all my life??

09.08.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

entirely depends on how hot, woof

09.08.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hotdog buns that break when you put a hot dog into them are fucking pathetic

09.08.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Dry aging a steak until the heat death of the universe

09.08.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pagliacci goes to see Pagliacci. He's in the audience, but also on the stage. "Is this, fuck," he thinks. "Am I in a Lynch film right now. Am I in Mullholland Drive." Captured by confusion, horror, and strange, exultant sorrow, the clown must admit he is no longer depressed

08.08.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1255    πŸ” 408    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 9

choking on steak would be fun

09.08.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

would try though

09.08.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a crude drawing of goofy with the caption "i'll fuckin do it again"

a crude drawing of goofy with the caption "i'll fuckin do it again"

08.08.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ever feel like you're like going a bit insane because you can't legally express your thoughts? i am rn

08.08.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

dry aging a steak for 1000 days to see if this is what finally kills me

08.08.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

rip colonel volgin, you would have loved twinks

08.08.2025 09:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

these losers have been saying this for every version of their chatbot for years at this point.

08.08.2025 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

toxic workplace fr

08.08.2025 08:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

don't let perfect be the enemy of putting in the bare minimum amount of effort and then getting upset when you don't get praised for it

08.08.2025 07:51 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

falling for a trick so old it predates the concept of the oldest trick in the book

08.08.2025 07:47 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

wow, this thread really has a bit of everything

08.08.2025 07:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

sephiroth posting through it is a hallmark of being the bigger person lmfao

08.08.2025 07:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the last thing i need on this website is more people to yell at. it was more than enough at 1m

07.08.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

further proof that we are all living in the worst possible timeline.

06.08.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ayy, caught the block lmao.

you cool. no idea why that guy was being so weird about all of this.

06.08.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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