THE AIR RAID IS JUST MATH
HAL MUMME'S OFFENSIVE FORMULA
IF THEY BRING
5
MESH
IF THEY DROP
8
MESH
IF THEY PLAY
MAN
MESH
IF THEY PLAY ZONE
MESH
IF THEY PLAY
ANYTHING
MESH
OFFENSE - SIMPLE ANSWERS
TO DEFENSIVE MATH
EVERY COVERAGE HAS
A SOLUTION
From Hal Mummeβs Twitter account.
Mesh - the answer to all of lifeβs problems.
Kidβs a shit? Mesh.
Burned dinner? Mesh.
Hernia? Mesh.
10.03.2026 01:56 β
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everyone saying "but but but dst saves daylight!!! i want more daylight!!!" has a baby's understanding of the world and of public health
08.03.2026 18:55 β
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i hate this stupid fucking system more than anything in the world. a system that benefits nobody, actively harms everybody, could be changed at literally any point in time, YET WE STILL KEEP DOING THIS MADNESS ANYWAY. YEAR AFTER YEAR WE DO THIS STUPID SONG AND DANCE FOR NO GOD DAMN REASON
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It appears that a queer woman, allegedly, committed this act of sabotage.
She will need support, as will the queer community, as will the immigrant communities, in the days of repression ahead.
Solidarity is the way forward, even when, especially when, it is difficult.
24.02.2026 06:07 β
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Worth noting Kobach's interpretation of the DMV guidance I posted is absolutely asinine, but I guess that should be assumed when he's involved.
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Plaintiffs' asserted material harms are speculative and self-inflicted.
Plaintiffs can readily comply with the driver's license requirement; there is a
driver's license office in Lawrence to which Plaintiffs can travel using free public
transit. 10 Lawrence Transit Route 6 goes to the driver's license office. 11 And, of
course, Plaintiffs can also get to the office via a rideshare service or through a ride
from a friend, relative, or co-worker. Other Kansans can likewise rely on alternative
methods of transportation to reach a driver's license office and obtain a new,
compliant license. The Department of Revenue has represented to the State that it
is prioritizing affected individuals, and public reporting backs up the ease with
which it is to obtain a new valid license. 12 And if Plaintiffs ultimately prevail, then
they can always get a new license that reflects their gender identity. But at this
9 https://www.ksrevenue.gov/dovoffice.html?countyidparm=152&locationtype=DL
10 https://lawrencetransit.org/fares/.
11 See https://lawrencetransit.org/routes/.
12 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ejihld4sywvvqwe67cdkn4jq/post/3mfucyhno7s2z
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Not Kansas Attorney General Kris Kobach linking to my Bluesky post in his response to the ACLU's request for a temporary restraining order to block the state's invalidation of trans people's driver's licenses
09.03.2026 16:16 β
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Chicago.
08.03.2026 22:53 β
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My childhood unironically
09.03.2026 18:05 β
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"Celeste is formerly LGBTQ"
10.03.2026 02:00 β
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remember when that cronenberg movie 'existenz' came out and it seemed like a fun and silly conceit for there to be freedom fighters taking on corporate conglomerates in an attempt to protect consensus reality from an ocean of digital hallucination
10.03.2026 01:45 β
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10.03.2026 02:02 β
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Bookmarking this so I never lose it again.
09.03.2026 17:07 β
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max ernst-ass photo
10.03.2026 02:04 β
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here comes ditto
10.03.2026 01:15 β
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FREE CASSIE
there is no joke just what da absolute tuna
10.03.2026 01:51 β
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i didnβt know mourning doves had an iridescent patch on their necks until i saw this photo!
09.03.2026 14:30 β
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Rob Perez
@WorldWideWob
These were already printed and ready to be distributed at the game. That means they are likely sitting in a storage facility somewhere. The most important piece of apparel in basketball after today's news. Will they be burned? Sent to third world countries with the Super Bowl loser shirts?
Hung above the Hall of Fame rotunda in Springfield?
We demand answers.
Hmmmmmm we gotta know.
09.03.2026 22:20 β
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MAGIC CITY
Magic& Cig
HOODIE PRE-ORDER
LIMITED TIME ONLY
What happens to the preorder of the Magic City Sweatshirts now??
09.03.2026 22:19 β
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cannot stress enough though how absolutely fucked this war is
09.03.2026 22:25 β
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everything in the world is incredibly fucked and there are daily heartbreaking preventable tragedies because the world is run by demented ghoulish pedophiles which induces a feeling of powerlessness, but on the bright side, the absurdity is *really* funny. A+ tier bit right here.
09.03.2026 22:25 β
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germany has joined the chat β οΈ
(per liter, in euro)
09.03.2026 22:23 β
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<them> 2623e0d1f4e1a3093ee71672ec1c771a
<me> awww yeah, I'm gonna get a good grade in flirting, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve
<them> no little one... that's the code for the new chat with Goddess & kitten
<me> oh ok
09.03.2026 22:26 β
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yeah I put in "gjsdfkhsdfgklbjdfghbkljfchbkljdfhgbkldfgdasfg" but the matrix messages are still not decrypting :(
09.03.2026 22:25 β
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one of the difficulties of chatting online with cool techy trans girls is that it can at times be difficult to tell a keysmash from an encryption key
09.03.2026 22:24 β
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fight for them to have joy like this every day
fight for them to experience joy tomorrow
fight for them to have their home again
fight so israel can't be there to take their lives
09.03.2026 22:25 β
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heβs gonna give a speech in front of an AI generated banner that says, βΕMIMMS1ΓN ACΔΕMPLISSHEPβ
09.03.2026 20:21 β
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Wart pointing and laughing at Tatanga, because Wart gets to be in the new Mario movie, and Tatanga is still stuck in the Game Boy foreverrrrrrrr
I hope this ages horribly
#pixelart
09.03.2026 21:47 β
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your specialty ice cream order is causing shark attacks
09.03.2026 22:26 β
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I'm always telling @ohtiniestplanet.bsky.social we need to collab on a comic about queer art students in 1990s Boston. The other day she showed me a pic of legendary bar RATHSKELLAR circa 1992, so I drew this one page as a sort of "proof of concept":
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