It’s a thing of beauty!!!! I saw it along time ago but I can still see it in my mind! It’s breathtaking! And when I found out about the braille in the painting! Oh my goodness!! Too bad you can’t touch it, but blind people can’t see it, but they can if they read the painting!

He is from the undead!!! (Spooky music)! Maybe he is just the one who started the vombie reunion

They got jobs in Toronto!

Next to the president!

Had one growing up, but he was a little bit mean to Barbie, gave them really bad hair cuts!!! Wasn’t me was Joe!!!

We should just start rounding up Americans in Canada and deport them to Siberia and then they can wait for their day in court, 30 years later! It takes a lot of paperwork and time! So Americans come to Canada we will have a better future for you!

The start of second city tv!

Close, but you got that I have a name but not that one!

You know you’re Canadian when you have three different levels of winter boots!

And what is a liberal socialist?

It’s a folk song

I’m sure you know Seurat’s painting of A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jette! Did you know that he made that for a blind woman who he was in love with! Those dots are braille for her to see the painting!

I’m investing 40 million dollars in a film that should generate a hundred dollars or more!

The best man story ever!!! A wife yells at her husband for parking so far away, she is upset! He explains that he knows that this will piss her off, and if she goes in the grocery store mad! She grabs what she wants and leaves! He then said if you go in happy, you shop for hours!!!

Could be!

Welcome to Germany, 1939

Ok that’s not a bagel, to tiny of a hole! That’s more of a bas tagel

Hate to be a short guy with hair like that!!!!

I understand, I have a deep appreciation for the arts, be music painting or dance. Everyone has that one special thing that they can do, baking, drawing, or whatever! But it doesn’t matter what we can do, it’s what we do with that talent!

That really puts the leaf in your heart!

It’s ok they are getting the to know ice!

This ain’t no disco, this ain’t no party! This ain’t no fooling around!

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That is the best thing I’ve heard for a long time, meth! We’re on it! Classic!
It’s right up there with, I did not know that a blow job was having sexual relations!

The states wants to put a 100% tariff on Canada. I say go for it , we will just stop imports to the USA, hydro gas oil everything!

As a Canadian I feel sorry for the American people, but on the other hand you got exactly what you voted for. A criminal who thinks he’s above the law and can do whatever he wants, so it’s your hole you dug, and good luck covering up that piece of shit you call Mr. President, shit stains remain

Well in Canada we elect adults, and if they turn out to be idiots, your voted of the land, but in America you vote for criminals, rapists, and murders!

My girl likes to drink whiskey, my girl likes to drink wine, my girl like to drink beer and scotch, bourbon and moonshine. Yes I love my baby but she’s drunk all the time!

True but my stick people still look like sticks!

Vote for them!