Sunny Microwave

Your dreams and aspirations could be achieved if you only tried a little harder.

The phone lines are entangled again, yummy dogmeat.

Falcons aren’t even real people

Eating a big strong man as we speak mmmm yummy

I’m 7000 years old lorewise but all my advice is just, ‘devour the humans.’

Is account is solely for stealing.

I may not be in your skircle, but you're definitely in mine.

Today's gender will mostly be blood and roses.

Demons were dragons in retreat

Today's gender will mostly be blood and roses.

Repeat after me:
I am patient.
I am strong.
My antlers will form soon.
My claws and fangs are fierce.
I am ready to disappear into the misty forest and become the horror that protects and defends the darkness.

Did you see those clouds, did you count them?! They were only there for a second hidden behind all that but I think for us, they are important. Please help me document your experience, it might be the only thing we’ve got.

Why did they call it the back of the plane and not the derriair?

Movie Director: In this scene, the villain beats someone to death with a hammer, and then we cut to the hero in bed with his girlfriend. Make sure she has the sheets pulled up to her neck, though. We don't want to show anything offensive!

the kids are all skibidi this and skibidi that, you oughta skibidevelop your mind bro

That Time I Got Reincarnated As The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

Took some time off to reorganize my mental illnesses.

I love the way
you make my neurons dance

I stand under the shower's spray—blood from my would-be usurper clone twisting down the drain—and slowly realize all my scars are missing…

Familiar acronyms mean very different things here in the haunted woods:

NFT = Nocturnal Forest Things
AI = Angry Insects
GPS = Ghosts Prefer Shadow
FBI = Forgotten Bones Inside
BTW = Belligerent Twig Witch
GE = Ghosts Everywhere
NASA = Never Ask Squirrels Anything

Aurora

One of the best auroral substorms I have ever witnessed!

Let's have a tea party with our demons

You, me, some hummus, distancing existence

I may not be in your skircle, but you're definitely in mine.

A forest. A figure sits on a bench. Warm colors.

It’s Warm.

What are you made of?

1. books & baked goods
2. cheese & ennui
3. sad songs & sweet tea
4. moss & magic

[cat training class]

INSTRUCTOR: open your textbooks to chapter 3 and then slowly push the book off the desk

there's no last week tonight this week or next week but in a couple weeks we'll have a new last week tonight

A stone staircase going up a steep hill a minute before we headed up

I'm repainting my living room, and I know that I need to tape a mysterious clue to the back of one of these paintings before I rehang them, but I've not yet decided what mystery it should solve.