Detroit Red

Hey mama! Joke your new school year is off to a good start!

That part, and fellas, don't skip going to the prostate doctor.

Its like a trifecta of corny

There is a way to have all 3 in one standard greeting, blocked on site or nah?

If this isn't the America you knew then you've never really known America.

Yall can lie to yourselves but you can’t lie to Black people.

The Big Fucked Up Bill, is NOT a spending bill.

It’s a government restructuring bill, that consolidates power in the executive, defunds critical services to the point of absurdity, removes the power of our courts to enforce the law and dramatically curtails voting rights.

It’s Project 2025

*death panels

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Sans MBB, its still the 2nd best locker room in the facility. Might rival football.

They've been had all the bells and whistles, they had the best facilities out of all the sports for many years now.

The sudden realization that today IS NOT Friday made me irrationally angry just now.

&& we have RFK JR!?! WE'RE COOKED!

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53k is A LOT of cases

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Remember when Rand Paul was the Right Wing extremist?

Well, he still is. Only MAGA is worse.

Why I got a 10pc nugget from Taco Bell and they gave me 800 of these mfs 😭yeah these deer ankles or something bc nah

Fresh Prince

Delicious.

Objective as in goal? Or how one views things!?

i often wonder about what it is like to maintain an inbox with 0 or few unread/unresponded emails

Wish I could have seen the look on your face💀😭😂

😭😂😂😂😂 imagine saying that to a grown ass woman

Had a conversation with a student last week that made me say the same thing...I've come to realize and shamefully, its been late in life....there are waaaay more stupid people on than smart ones.

Sometimes I look at people and wonder...

Who ties your shoes for you?

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Every day of my life...wait...