Goose, The Shenaniganizer

The beacon is lit.

Gondor calls for aid!

Still trying to assassinate me, I see. Tsk tsk tsk.

Nope! Terminal velocity!

Back to Animal Crossing you go!

The conniving and aloof vampire-

This one’s mine.

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Ah, a fellow white despiser.

My goat.

Yippee!

Which character is your favorite *now?*

Also, Resh’an was my favorite, but then what he did at the end of the game happened and it became Seraï again.

100% completion?

No, like seriously. There’s a fun tool you can use to do it.

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The true women were the women we women’d along the way.

Women-

Now go make your top 9 magic the gathering cards.

Poor girl’s blood pressure is going to be through the roof, we gotta get her a nice day off before Lowe stresses her the fuck out.

Can’t believe they put Women’s Day on discount this year.

That’s crazy that they’d take an hour off to make it more appealing to people.

“Yup, back to this again…”

You now have me picturing that like, once a month you just put your horns to a grindstone for like an hour while watching a documentary or something on your phone, looking exceedingly bored.

Happy International Women’s Day.

How dare they put it on a leap forward day.

Alright then!

Do you sharpen your horns?

Yup

Correct, as per usualy

Sphinx Ambassador is number 11.

You’ll notice there is not a single card in white in those top nine.

That’s crazy.

Almost like white is boring and drags out games and doesn’t like winning.

(Sensational Spider-Man is my Tenth.)

Hey all! Deadpool here, coming at you with some random nerd on the internet’s top 9 Magic the Gathering, and will you look at that; I made the cut! Seems having to learn layers and stack mechanics enough to where you could apply for a judge position affects someone, and given the other cards on this list, seems it was for the worse! But that’s okay because your favorite Merc With The Mouth is here to show you all nine of the coolest and most awesomest and amazing and hottest cards anyone has ever seen in the game of Magic the Gathering! He paid me to say that last bit, but some of these cards *are* pretty cool! Just think about hitting Dance With Calamity and going all Psh! Psh! Psh! Five cards in your face! That’s what I call fun!

So like, I might be lidolly the coolest Magic player ever.

Mhm.

For real.

No cap.

Cleaving the whole party with this one.

I mean, I would ask you how you take care of your curls because mine just kick my ass like I’m fighting Donkey Kong in Punch Out.

That’s crazy. Woe, plague be upon ye.

*Deploys tactical rat.*

Ma’am you are too late to ask that, wearing what you’re wearing.

And then the bombs you get from activating them so many times will kill them.

It’s like mill in Magic the gathering but it makes it actually good to play since otherwise they just box you out.

Real shit, how you play Wheels is you just pick one of the ones with 3 points until they activate, usually Fighter, and then use Builder or Cleric on the other one to heal/protect yourself.

You don’t actually need to hit the enemy, you just need to activate Fighter often

Yes.

Use the builder.

For the love of god as soon as you get it use the builder, it’s so broken.

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YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!