Syncoplay Retro Gaming

Banana hammock.

Donkey thong?

See, this is what's wrong with modern gaming. Nobody's making games that teach you to harness your innate psychic powers anymore.

Age verification?

These were my cereals of choice as a kid 🥣

Apply directly to the forehead

Kiss my Asmik

"Bubsy 3D is diarrhea dog shit!"

"Bubsy 3D is an underrated gem!"

And then there's me, fully enjoying my mid-tier 6/10 platformer since first playing it's demo at 15 years old.

Yeah, it wasn't developed as a Contra game at all. It was supposed to be a new series, Arc Hound, but the Japanese release was cancelled so they renamed it and released it in North America because we were begging for more Contra.

"I played GTA 5 when I was a kid" - People who are still kids

Retro games?

You mean like Fortnite?

Hey, I know that character!

Fun Fact: Janet Jackson's music video for Rhythm Nation is in resonant frequency with some 5400 RPM Seagate hard drives, causing physical damage to the drive if played simultaneous with drive access.

www.cve.org/CVERecord?id...

Teedus

I thought everything was bigger in Texas, I'd need like four of those waffles 🤣

𝒸ₐₗᵢ𝒻ₒᵣₙᵢₐ

Top left was my Facebook profile pic back in 2019

I miss the good old days, when generative AI was limited to This Person Does Not Exist and it didn't understand the concept of hats.

YouTube video by idiokit They Might Beat Giygas (Mashup Album)

If you're in the very specific niche of "Earthbound fan who listened to They Might Be Giants' entire back catalog", this amazing mashup is made for you.

(Not AI)

youtu.be/JzHwnaK1c7c?...

I prefer House II

@profbloom.bsky.social Happy Birthday! 😄

I'm generally unimpressed by photorealism and fancy shaders. I want my games to be artistic, not realistic.

Genshin Impact is one of the most beautiful games I've ever played.

Can't decide which dress is more ridiculous

Last night I dreamed my small town high school (I'm 45) was transformed into a huge venue with concerts, shopping, etc.

I got separated from my friends and was going to miss my flight (to where?) and then @mcchris.bsky.social started following and taunting me in rap form for being lost.

I'll pay you $50 to watch the whole thing

@ductape.bsky.social #BoFbutts

@randomstranger.bsky.social

I know what it looks like. I'm autistic, I have an alt account all about suplexing trains, and a complete collection of Tetsudou Nippon! imports with the Densha De Go! custom controller.

But I'm not one of those "train guys", I swear! 😂

Too.
Many
Times.

Absolutely - it really made the trip to Epcot magical, not just for him but also for a proud Dad getting to see him connect to something like that ❤️