蓝 lan @yamper - Bluesky Profile

Nevie says we need to go to a restaurant with better food and worse service to truly see the claws come out and I think she is right. The food arrived too quickly at this place. The vibes were too good!!!

15.02.2026 07:27 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My tenth Valentine’s Day with my wife was excellent except that there were no fights at the restaurant we went to. What’s the point of paying way too much for a prix fixe menu if you can’t see straight couples beefing beside you

15.02.2026 07:27 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i love you!!!

15.02.2026 05:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

for all that i've bitched about losing my job i have not actually given any public context for What I Do so i'll do my shilling rq: if anyone has connections to open roles in digital comms (specifically experienced in advocacy/cause-focused comms) feel free to hit me up 🫡

12.02.2026 22:35 — 👍 18 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 1

this fucking guy scheduled me for 48 hours in the cookie dungeon what if i was on the news

15.02.2026 01:33 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

HDKSKSKSKDKD

14.02.2026 23:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

so there’s this old anime from the early 80s —

14.02.2026 22:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

todya i wetn to egt some chesee

14.02.2026 22:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

YEAH…..

14.02.2026 21:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nevie doesn’t like horror…

14.02.2026 21:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’ve never watched it and I really want to would you watch it with me

14.02.2026 21:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

But i need to not be blowing the bathroom up by 630 pm

14.02.2026 20:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

YAYYYY enjoy

14.02.2026 20:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

REAL and then i text Sydney about it

14.02.2026 19:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No…….. i need to be normal by 7 pm

14.02.2026 19:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

mmmm yummy patty yummy cheese but consequences…

14.02.2026 19:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I am so sorry for your loss

14.02.2026 19:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I really want a burger right now but it’s Valentine’s Day and i need to go out tonight

14.02.2026 19:43 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

merry christmas kiss my ass

14.02.2026 19:16 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

merry Christmas kiss my ass (2011) vs merry Christmas please don’t call (2025) for songs I’ve been obsessed with during the wrong season

14.02.2026 19:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

me trying to remember what foods make you shit before remembering the answer like me is “many” so just doing lunch as a catch all

14.02.2026 19:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

can’t wait to get off work today so i can go back to watching sinners for the 90th time

14.02.2026 19:38 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Also “man i gotta finish this wip of (insane rare pair doing really plausible scenario for the two of them, somehow)”

14.02.2026 19:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WOW I SURE DO LOVE WOMEN!!!!

14.02.2026 19:35 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

wow… Jesse and Nevie alignment

14.02.2026 19:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

crashing out again to the new (inset indie singer songwriter) album. if i’m left unsupervised for much longer i will stick my dick in the ceiling fan

14.02.2026 19:34 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I ate something off the floor and now im pooping AMA

14.02.2026 19:30 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

pooping on company time again. should not have eaten that lunch

14.02.2026 19:29 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

YAYYYYY

14.02.2026 19:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is going to be me when i write the fic about kevin day working at the Pacifica Taco Bell

14.02.2026 19:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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